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Offline WestWind

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So I woke up this morning...
« on: March 14, 2009, 10:18:10 pm »
And both of my legs were in one pant-leg. Seriously, wtf?

I mean I've woken up with no pants on and wondered how that happened, but how the hell did I manage to stick both legs in one side and not wake up?
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So I woke up this morning...
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2009, 10:36:02 pm »
you really just lost a leg and your other leg was your penis
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So I woke up this morning...
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2009, 10:55:52 pm »
First think I thought when I saw this topic...

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So I woke up this morning...
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2009, 12:02:39 am »
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you really just lost a leg and your other leg was your penis

Fair trade.



DW: That show would be awesome if everyone wore their pants like I did.
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So I woke up this morning...
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2009, 07:18:17 pm »
i woke up this morning to also
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So I woke up this morning...
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2009, 08:20:51 pm »
do you frequently sleep with pants on?

were you on medication/narcotics/drinking alcohol?

do you wear extremely large pants?
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So I woke up this morning...
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2009, 11:04:30 pm »
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do you frequently sleep with pants on?

were you on medication/narcotics/drinking alcohol?

do you wear extremely large pants?

Yes.

No.

They're a little loose, but not too much.
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So I woke up this morning...
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2009, 01:21:50 am »
Answer to your problem; find a girl. She'll take care of your pants for you.
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So I woke up this morning...
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2009, 05:52:36 pm »
Oh right.
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