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« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2008, 12:16:08 am »
Before I'm old. Old age scares me.
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« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2008, 01:40:46 am »
Falling off something.

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« Reply #22 on: January 20, 2008, 05:50:08 am »
All beings are capable of error!

I never claimed I was any different.
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« Reply #23 on: January 20, 2008, 08:59:29 am »
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I want to die while firing two machine guns at a horde of enemies. I'd tell my comrades: "Go now! Leave me! I 'll hold them off!" And they'd be like: "We can't leave you behind!" And I'd be like: "Go!" And I'd shut the door, locking it so they'd have no choice to run but the girl that loves me would be pounding on the door screaming my name before my friends drug her off. Then I'd turn around and run right at the horde of whatevers firing both machine guns all cool like.


Then I'd want to be a ghost so I could fuck around with people.



That is pretty damn similar to what I intended to post.
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« Reply #24 on: January 20, 2008, 08:51:00 pm »
I always thought that jumping off a bridge, hitting tons of rocks in a very long fall, landing in the ocean, get struck by lightning, and then have your body eaten alive could be quite the interesting death. You'd at least have 15 minutes of fame if you died like that.


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« Reply #25 on: January 20, 2008, 10:03:07 pm »
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I always thought that jumping off a bridge, hitting tons of rocks in a very long fall, landing in the ocean, get struck by lightning, and then have your body eaten alive could be quite the interesting death. You'd at least have 15 minutes of fame if you died like that.

Having my testies blown off by C-4 also sounds interesting, but I wouldn't sign up for it.

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« Reply #26 on: January 20, 2008, 10:14:17 pm »
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« Reply #27 on: January 21, 2008, 04:29:31 am »
i'd get stabbed by the companion cube.
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« Reply #28 on: January 21, 2008, 10:32:15 am »
I don't even know why I'm scared out water.  I've never had anything like Loren.
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« Reply #29 on: January 21, 2008, 11:58:45 am »
Maybe it's just a thing. Be glad nothing has ever happened to you.

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« Reply #30 on: January 21, 2008, 03:48:03 pm »
Yet.....
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« Reply #31 on: January 21, 2008, 05:00:12 pm »
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I want to die while firing two machine guns at a horde of enemies. I'd tell my comrades: "Go now! Leave me! I 'll hold them off!" And they'd be like: "We can't leave you behind!" And I'd be like: "Go!" And I'd shut the door, locking it so they'd have no choice to run but the girl that loves me would be pounding on the door screaming my name before my friends drug her off. Then I'd turn around and run right at the horde of whatevers firing both machine guns all cool like.


Then I'd want to be a ghost so I could fuck around with people.



That is pretty damn similar to what I intended to post.
Cause that would be the fucking best death in the world. I was inspired partially from the music I was listening to. It was "Hello Beastie" the music they play when Jack Sparrow charges right at the Kraken with his sword. I thought it would be so cool to just charge at the enemy, guns blazing, knowing full well that you weren't going to make it.
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« Reply #32 on: January 22, 2008, 10:12:06 am »
I don't care about the way I die, as long as it's because of murder.
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« Reply #33 on: January 22, 2008, 06:48:30 pm »
I would want to die in a sucidel frontel charge against a huge horde of enemies all the while shouting " FOR GLORY!!!".

I'm a "go out with a blaze of glory" type of person.
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« Reply #34 on: January 23, 2008, 05:59:52 pm »
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I would want to die in a sucidel frontel charge against a huge horde of enemies all the while shouting " FOR GLORY!!!".

I'm a "go out with a blaze of glory" type of person.
Just like me. xD I want to die epically or like what you said, in a blaze of glory.

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« Reply #35 on: January 24, 2008, 11:46:13 am »
i want to be in a space station or something, watch the whole planet nuke itself, then when it's over and i'm bored, jump out the window and explode.

 


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