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« on: March 05, 2008, 10:56:54 pm »
So I need to fake some Illness that will or could last from April 4th to June 25th
Any Ideas I cant fake canser.
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« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2008, 10:59:34 pm »
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« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2008, 11:09:42 pm »
I think ther is some waver for that
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« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2008, 11:16:29 pm »
Lupus.
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« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2008, 11:18:10 pm »
Edit SOME THING I CAN FAKE
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« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2008, 12:21:41 am »
Lupus and basically autoimmune disorders in general can be faked quite easily most of the time. That's part of what makes it hard for people around me to see that I'm actually feeling sick. There usually aren't many visual clues.
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« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2008, 12:24:49 am »
so how do I facke it
and I thought he ment the whole boby parts falling off
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« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2008, 12:55:11 am »
you -could- try fake suicidalism. perhaps even commit yourself.
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« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2008, 12:58:06 am »
suicidalism. theres a waver for that
commit yourself   waver
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« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2008, 07:54:11 am »
Do you have teh SARS or monkeypox??

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« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2008, 08:33:06 am »
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So I need to fake some Illness that will or could last from April 4th to June 25th
And why?
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« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2008, 10:30:45 am »
Smallpox. You will need to have some blisters, but with a good make up artist it won't be a problem.
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« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2008, 10:41:34 am »
E. coli infection.
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« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2008, 10:55:41 am »
Why are you trying to fake a disease? That's really quite rude to people who really do have that disease.
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« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2008, 10:59:16 am »
She says she's being stop-lossed and wants to get out of service.
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« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2008, 02:16:04 pm »
Yes Im geting Stop-lossed I MUST report Back to Fort Hood on April 5 2008. I can be re calle up to June 26 2008.
Unless Im sick I get to take a plane back to Iraq. I have been out for 1.5 years, thay can recall me up to 2 years.
Dont want to go back. I did my 4 years.
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A: Prove Im a lesbian Im not and will not.
B: Get some Illness that will make me "unfit" for service
C: Flee the US.Will not do it
D: Brake a major bone...last resort
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« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2008, 02:55:15 pm »
Daaamn.  I am sorry.

But I'm here if you wanna be lesbian.
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« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2008, 03:36:09 pm »
mono
just have to be super tired all the time
um...post trumatic stress disorder?
or you could be a spazmotic phobic, even the mention of something (in your case, iraq the army things like that) and you freak, end up curled on the floor
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« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2008, 03:57:33 pm »
spazmotic phobic Ive spoken to the VA cant fake that now
trumatic stress disorder  may be
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« Reply #19 on: March 06, 2008, 11:27:36 pm »
i was under the impression that people that got baker-acted (arrested for being a danger to yourself, they just take you to a hospital or a csu) are disqualified... at least from being drafted.













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