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Offline bburger991

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That was my uncle. >_>


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Sounded like it was gonna be a joke for a second. Hey anyone hear the one about the Rabbi and the ninja?
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I thought it was a joke when they called and said he got attacked by a gator. >_>

He came over tonight though so I have some pics of the wounds. Most of them have healed up so it doesn't look too bad. I might post them later.

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I heard about the story a few days ago or whenever. I will admit that I did laugh at the golfer for jumping into the pond just for a ball. I golf a bit myself along with my dad, so I know what it's like to lose a ball.


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wow not only a gator, BUT A ONE EYED GATOR..

your uncle fought cyclodile...

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I heard about the story a few days ago or whenever. I will admit that I did laugh at the golfer for jumping into the pond just for a ball. I golf a bit myself along with my dad, so I know what it's like to lose a ball.

Well, he didn't jump in. It was right on the edge of the pond and as soon as he grabbed it it latched onto his arm.

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I'm not gonna lie, I'd laugh if I'd heard a gator had ate a golfer.  I would've stopped when I learned it was your uncle though.
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Oh, and most of the wounds have healed so these pics don't really look too bad. It was pretty gnarly right after it happened though.

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well... there was a "beware of alligator" sign. then again, they have those signs everywhere and i never see any alligators. this is another reason why humans shouldnt be living in the southern part of florida (and yet i am one of them)

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The sign was on the opposite side of the pond though, he never saw it. The next day the course put up a huge BEWARE OF GATOR sign that they've been showing on TV.

 


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