Wish Game

[GRX Dragon]

Flask gets to learn everything by asking only to realize he can no longer think.

That makes absolutely no sense. Complete knowledge does not equal lack of thought. I can still think that I want a PB&J sandwich even though I know everything about a PB&J sandwich and the wanting itself.

Au Contraire.

Your wish was to learn anything you wanted by simply asking about it IN YOUR MIND. Thus, by my removing your ability to think you are unable to ask anything inside your mind.

Anyhow...

Wish granted, you get more beer only to die slowly in a horrid accident with Flask by your side.

I wish I could resurrect anyone I want.

[d0llface87]

Granted, but one by one every good female singer has a breakdown ... the world is now full of bald, drug-addicted 'stars' who cannot perform to save their lives. The lack of music causes the planet to implode, and all life perishes.
(or something)

I wish Craig Ferguson was on all the time :-) Once a day simply is not enough  

I like my answer better.

I like yours better too  

[Prince Tomb]

my walls were forest green and my ceiling was a more emerald color lol

i wish they made a game system that played everything no matter when it came out so we won't have to buy new systems
Suspected Price of such of  this system: Your soul for all eterinty

You didn't grant his wish, but whatever...

Granted, but the eventual lack of console profit causes an upheaval in the gaming world, causing countless lawsuits that one day cause the whole system to come crashing down.

Ah ha but that is wat i want to happen   plus it would be just the type of thing to give Sega a chance to make another system  

[Prince Tomb]

oh and the name of this masterful system will be the Playstation X-Dreamcast 64 ™

[Flask]

Also I wish Flask would stop typing too much for a simple topic but simultaneously not bad me with his Mod powers for saying this, if I am allowed 2 wishes.

I type what I need to type, bucko.

[Grand Poobah Marx]

lolwut?

[Vector]

Flask gets to learn everything by asking only to realize he can no longer think.

That makes absolutely no sense. Complete knowledge does not equal lack of thought. I can still think that I want a PB&J sandwich even though I know everything about a PB&J sandwich and the wanting itself.

my walls were forest green and my ceiling was a more emerald color lol

i wish they made a game system that played everything no matter when it came out so we won't have to buy new systems
Suspected Price of such of  this system: Your soul for all eterinty

You didn't grant his wish, but whatever...

Granted, but the eventual lack of console profit causes an upheaval in the gaming world, causing countless lawsuits that one day cause the whole system to come crashing down.

I wish Earth had an infinite lifespan, and was completey steeled against any kind of naturally-occuring planet-killing disasters. (I know what a smart person's corruption would be for this.)

umm game systems are sold at a loss, they make the monies back with the games

[Grand Poobah Marx]

REally, no way,,

[Lamentations]

I wish this got back on topic. Talking about consoles is boring.

[GRX Dragon]

Wish granted, but the wish coming is automatically made true without anyone corrupting it.

I wish for a million dollars.

[Grand Poobah Marx]

Granted, but the world subsides into anarchy and it is worthless.

[Lamentations]

You forgot to make a wish :/

Rest assured that no matter what you wished for it would end in your genitals being devoured by various crotch-eating insects.

but the wish coming is automatically made true without anyone corrupting it.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!    Oh cruel world!

[GRX Dragon]

Granted, but the world subsides into anarchy and it is worthless.

Touche'

Ok, both of you get back to wishing.  (This post does not count.)

[Lamentations]

I wish everyone on this forum excluding myself would die a horrible, horrible death.

[Twilight Master Neo]

Granted. Way to go buddy. You're now all alone and you go emo. You slit your wrists the wrong way and die

[Vector]

um your non-wish is granted, world ends

i wish for my grandpa to be okay

[Untelligent]

Granted, but he spontaneously combusts a week from now.

I wish for the ability to embed flash videos.

[Grand Poobah Marx]

Granted, but all videos on the internet are baleted.

I wish for telekinesis.

[eliminat]

Granted, but you can't control it and are forever moving your most prized possessions to their destruction.

I wish for a holodeck

[Vector]

granted but it requires assembly and has 59014750183745609378 pieces

i wish for there to be a good story line for shadowrun