Wish Game

[Commisar Gaunt]

A large group of angry, buff, stars walk off of the set of Big Sausage Pizza. They mutter something about women being for fags. They hand you $100 and then OH MY GOD WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO YOUR EYE SOCKETS!?!?


I wish for more opportunities on this board to make fun of Vector.

[Vector]

granted here i am but you must grant mah wish

i wish that it was not fun for you to grant this wish

[evil greg guy]

*greg grants wish, and i become utterly depressed, in my depression, i become voodoo, and sacrifice vector for satan.*


I wish that i had a bucket of kfc chicken, that only i could eat, and when i ate it, nobody and nothing could harm me.

[Prince Tomb]

granted but you choke on a chicken bone and die b4 finishing da bucket

i wish for my N64 back

[evil greg guy]

nobody and nothing

a chicken bone is a thing, and i meant as soon as i ate the chicken, not the entire bucket

[Prince Tomb]

ahhhh gotcha wish still granted you survive the end of the world and are left alone w/ no one to have buttsecks w/

[evil greg guy]

granted, but you dont have Perfect Dark, so you are epic phail, and you die.




I wish my name was Vladmir

[Twilight Master Neo]

Granted but you turn into vampire and die from blood hunger

I wish I knew what to get for christmas

[Vector]

granted but you get muged after yhou get it

i wish for less people with my name

[evil greg guy]

Granted *kills everyone in the world with the name "aaron" spelled any way.

turns out your future sould mate was named Erin, and you kill yourslef from the depression.





I wish my slushie was bubble gum flavoured

[Vector]

granted but it is a kiddie size one
(also every erin i know, i hate)

i wish for the dumb ass who is susposed to give me guitar hero to give it to me already!

[evil greg guy]

Granted, he "gives it to you." ... just not guitar hero.


i wish this chicken im eating had sweet and sour sauce

[Dark_Tom]

you get some asian special sweet and sour sauce that is hideously diseased with; malaria, AIDS, houping cough, bird flu, SARZ and an unhealthy dose of plutonium and t infects all of your family and you suffer and die over the course of 67days.....

i wish for tomato sauce for my beef i am eating............. lmao

[eliminat]

You get the sauce but your beef has the Mad Cow....

I wish people would stop burritos and do the hokey pokey instead.  Cuz that's what it's all about.

[evil greg guy]

Granted, but when everyone "puts the left hand out", a giant guillatine falls and cuts everyone's hands off. They then proceed to blame you for wishing this upon them.



I wish Moth would get laid.

[Lamentations]

granted, but it is by you, and you both get AIDS and herpes at once.

I wish my internet did not get capped so easily.

[evil greg guy]

granted, your modem asplodes, so you don't even have internet anymore


I wish my name was Vladimir

[Lamentations]

granted, but then you become russian.

I wish for an army of chimps in medieval armour riding raptors that are loyal only to me.

[Vector]

granted but the raptors eat them....then everyone you love

[eliminat]

Move along citizen....  nothing to see here... there was no post here....