Author Topic: "16-Year-Old Jamie Lynn Spears Is Pregnant" (Read 3701 times)

DrunkWino · « **Reply #20 on:** December 19, 2007, 03:21:44 pm »

Captain Planet doesn't care

evil greg guy · « **Reply #21 on:** December 19, 2007, 04:18:19 pm »

Quote from: DrunkWino

Captain Planet doesn't care

FUCK YOU!! Of course I care.

With your powers combined I am Captain Planet!

Captain Planet, he's our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero,
He's our powers magnified,
And he's fighting on the planet side

Captain Planet, he's our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero,
Gonna help him put us under,
Bad guys who like to loot and plunder

"You'll pay for this Captain Planet!"

(chanting)
We're the planeteers,
You can be one too!
'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do,
Looting and polluting is not the way,
Hear what Captain Planet has to say:

"THE POWER IS YOURS!!"

Vector · « **Reply #22 on:** December 19, 2007, 04:56:17 pm »

so captian planet, what should we do with the idiot?

evil greg guy · « **Reply #23 on:** December 19, 2007, 05:30:01 pm »

*grins evilly*

What we shall do to him is pure EVIL!!!!!!!

It is steamy, and it comes from boston....

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaiser · « **Reply #24 on:** December 19, 2007, 05:31:48 pm »

Texas Chili Bowl?

evil greg guy · « **Reply #25 on:** December 19, 2007, 05:34:34 pm »

>_<

The boston steamer, dickwipe

DrunkWino · « **Reply #26 on:** December 19, 2007, 05:55:51 pm »

So, just what color shit does an overgrown smurf with a mullet shit anyway?

evil greg guy · « **Reply #27 on:** December 19, 2007, 05:58:49 pm »

biodegradable shit.

it helps the planet and stuff

DrunkWino · « **Reply #28 on:** December 19, 2007, 06:01:40 pm »

Quote from: evil greg guy

biodegradable shit.

it helps the planet and stuff

Blue skin and green hair, you sure that log isn't radioactive.

evil greg guy · « **Reply #29 on:** December 19, 2007, 06:02:37 pm »

in case youre wondering, my hair is made of grass, and my skin is due to my body reflecting what people see as the ocean. Blue=water.

DrunkWino · « **Reply #30 on:** December 19, 2007, 06:09:53 pm »

Quote from: evil greg guy

in case youre wondering, my hair is made of grass, and my skin is due to my body reflecting what people see as the ocean. Blue=water.

Grass, huh, did not know that.

Here, ya know. You might want to fire the redneck who's mowing your scalp. Think afro or, even better, dreadlocks.

evil greg guy · « **Reply #31 on:** December 19, 2007, 07:22:07 pm »

no.....

then ill lose my subscription to Mullets Monthly....

DrunkWino · « **Reply #32 on:** December 19, 2007, 07:31:13 pm »

>>>then ill lose my subscription to Mullets Monthly....

That's a good thing, really.

evil greg guy · « **Reply #33 on:** December 19, 2007, 07:51:51 pm »

*GASP* YOU MONSTER!!!!!

Shyox · « **Reply #34 on:** December 19, 2007, 08:11:27 pm »

Casey Aldridge, who she has been dating for some time and first met at church

I thought that was the funniest part.

Church.

Teehee.

evil greg guy · « **Reply #35 on:** December 19, 2007, 08:12:27 pm »

i guess the whole "pre-marridal sex" thing just flew right over their heads huh?

eliminat · « **Reply #36 on:** December 19, 2007, 08:16:08 pm »

No... the funniest part was her mom was writing a book on how to properly raise your children even when they're celebrities. For some reason.... I guess the book is on hold now.

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The mother of Britney and Jamie Lynn’s book will be titled, “tonic Culture Mom: A Real Story Of Fame And Family In A Tabloid World.”

The book, scheduled for release in the spring of 2008, is “Lynne Spears’s personal story of raising high-profile children while coming from a low-profile Louisiana community,” according to Publishers Marketplace.

evil greg guy · « **Reply #37 on:** December 19, 2007, 08:17:23 pm »

NO WAI!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Crunka · « **Reply #38 on:** December 20, 2007, 12:19:02 am »

please, i know chicks that are pregnant since 14 y/o.

Prince Tomb · « **Reply #39 on:** December 20, 2007, 12:32:38 am »

my best friend got pregnant at 13... no it wasn't mine lol

btw this is wat happens when E.G.G. (a.k.a. Captain Planet) takes speed. God help us all! Just Kidding

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-56DhvyuPs" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-56DhvyuPs</a>

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