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Offline DrunkWino

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« on: January 12, 2008, 11:26:04 pm »
There is a bar on Bourbon Street in New Orleans. Alright, there are a massive assload of bars on Bourbon St, but I digress. I grew up in New Orleans, and as you may have figured out, I gravitate towards da booze. I spent many a night in the French Quarter, (seriously, put on a cheese Cajun accent, and you've got your pick of drunk tourist chicks, it's not even fair,) and I've spent a few mornings in the gutter, so trust me that I've had my fair share of booze.

Anyway, there is a bar in particular, Tropical Isle, which is memorable to me for two reasons. The first is that, while in there, one Saturday night, I had the misfortune of looking out the window to a terrible sight, a hairy HAIRY man's backside in a pair of ass-less chaps. The second one, however, is much better. Tropical Isle has a signature drink, called the Hand Grenade. The recipe is a closely guarded secret, however, my keen sense of taste in liquor helped me to concoct a reasonable knock off of a drink that will make your liver beg for mercy. Give it none, drink!


DrunkWino's Tear Gas Grenade:
1 1/2 oz gin
1 1/2 oz Everclear, or grain alcohol
1 1/2 oz Melon liqueur
1 1/2 oz Rum
1 1/2 oz vodka
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« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2008, 11:55:30 pm »
Sounds like a brutal drink but it may be fun to try to conquer it.
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« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2008, 12:10:11 am »
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Sounds like a brutal drink but it may be fun to try to conquer it.

Some folks are into S&M for the reason of: Sometimes brutal can be fun.
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« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2008, 12:44:22 am »
I'm so trying that.
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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2008, 01:18:52 am »
That and like 10 shots would kill your liver >_>
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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2008, 04:27:26 am »
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DrunkWino's Fuck-You-Up Grenade:
1 1/2 oz gin
1 1/2 oz Everclear, or grain alcohol
1 1/2 oz Melon liqueur
1 1/2 oz Rum
1 1/2 oz vodka
Fix's. I'd try it but it looks too hard to mix, i don't have all that lyin around
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« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2008, 09:35:54 am »
I'd try it, but I love my brain cells too much to drink, especially that shit.
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« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2008, 11:49:40 pm »
goddamn, that sounds hardcore. i'll see if i can try it with my band...hahaha
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« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2008, 01:52:47 am »
Holy shit thats gnarly...

...and I thought  Pruno was all the shit...

*POP* goes your liver!
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« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2008, 03:47:24 am »
>.>

I'd rather be molested than drink that.
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« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2008, 08:00:19 am »
That seems pretty tough... Definitely mess you up for the night.
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« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2008, 08:53:20 am »
Gin, Vodka, Rum, and Everclear...

This is not a drink. This is awesome.
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« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2008, 05:37:50 pm »
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This is not a drink. This is awesome.
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« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2008, 10:19:03 am »
I'll have to try this next time i go to my friends house
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« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2008, 03:59:29 pm »
Drinking everclear straight is like drinking molten glass.

I guess it'll be nicely diluted by the GIN and RUM.

Seriously, if anyone really drinks them I'll make them an insta-mod, or insta-admin if you're already a mod.

They have to film it though of course.
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« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2008, 08:43:43 pm »
do we have to drink all of it?
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« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2008, 02:07:45 am »
damn, one glass of this concoction and you'll be hammered. two, you'll be in the hospital.
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« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2008, 04:41:35 am »
All of it, within around ten minutes.
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« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2008, 02:53:26 pm »
You wanna see the glass this drink is served out of?



It's the one in the middle. Notice the plastic hand grenade, it's your souvenir, cause your gonna forget where you left the plastic cup, trust me on that.

/BTW- My record was four of those things in one night.
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« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2008, 06:08:14 pm »
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You wanna see the glass this drink is served out of?



It's the one in the middle. Notice the plastic hand grenade, it's your souvenir, cause your gonna forget where you left the plastic cup, trust me on that.

/BTW- My record was four of those things in one night.
looks like a bong
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