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« Reply #20 on: June 27, 2009, 01:50:31 am »
MJ was proof that you can live the dream. Only in the USA can you be born a poor black boy and die a rich white woman.

Aaron J the joke is food poisoning from a 12 year old wiener.

The truth as I have heard it Via talk raido is cardiac arrest, possibly due to an OD of  Demurral * a morphine derivative*  allegedly from his personal physician. Whom last I heard was MIA.

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« Reply #21 on: June 27, 2009, 09:40:31 am »
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Fuck you jackoffs mocking him out. He was cleared on charges on that trial because it was friggin staged, did you guys even watch the news? Parents did it for money. Defense tore them apart.

So was OJ, but do you really still think he didn't do it?  He turned out to be a real stand up guy...

The first allegation were settled out of court for $20M.  Would you really pay that just to make someone go away or avoid trial, unless you thought there was reason to believe you would lose?  Probably yes, but that is not the point.  Innocent until proven guilty does not exist in cases like this.  There is no such thing as an in impartial juror in these cases.

Truth be told, I think he was very strange and very misunderstood, and was probably completely telling the truth.  But you know what.  I don't care.  It's not going to stop me from joking about it.

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« Reply #22 on: June 27, 2009, 09:41:12 am »
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MJ was proof that you can live the dream. Only in the USA can you be born a poor black boy and die a rich white woman.

Jealous much?

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« Reply #23 on: June 27, 2009, 10:49:37 am »
You know, because he is 90% plastic he is being melted down and turned in to a PS3 so kids can still turn him on.

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« Reply #24 on: June 27, 2009, 02:48:08 pm »
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You know, because he is 90% plastic he is being melted down and turned in to a PS3 so kids can still turn him on.

LMAO, Why don't I doubt there being truth in this? Though, MJ would probably make a better Barbie doll, I could see the Japanese taking him for purposes of PS. It's used to fund their secret military.

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« Reply #25 on: June 27, 2009, 10:31:47 pm »
considering the nature of his mental problems I can see how he would want to be around kids without being a pedophile. that said, the notion of 'respect for the dead' is retarded. whether they're in heaven or nonexistent, I doubt dead people give a flying fuck what we say about them now. but that wont stop people from fapping in their tears to the sound of vultures trying to digest his corpse into ratings and publicity


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« Reply #26 on: June 28, 2009, 09:10:58 am »
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You know, because he is 90% plastic he is being melted down and turned in to a PS3 so kids can still turn him on.
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« Reply #27 on: June 28, 2009, 09:40:41 am »
Yeah poor MJ. I mean, it wasn't his fault one of the first songs he heard was "Jesus Loves the Little Children," and got the completely wrong idea.

/and LMFAO at the "he didn't get convicted = he didn't do it," argument. Yeah dude, that's why he paid off like a half dozen other families. The ones that took him to court just got greedy.

//in fairness, I liked Beat It as a kid and Thriller still is a bad ass album, even for tonic.
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« Reply #28 on: June 28, 2009, 11:14:41 pm »
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in fairness, I liked Beat It as a kid and Thriller still is a bad ass album, even for tonic.

Yarr to that one.

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« Reply #29 on: June 28, 2009, 11:37:32 pm »
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« Reply #30 on: June 28, 2009, 11:49:00 pm »
You're just jealous because your makeup scares you so much you can't get off.

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« Reply #31 on: June 29, 2009, 06:05:58 am »
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/and LMFAO at the "he didn't get convicted = he didn't do it," argument. Yeah dude, that's why he paid off like a half dozen other families. The ones that took him to court just got greedy.
but, your perspective is proof that people aren't convinced by what an official ruling finds and therefore proof that being found innocent in court isn't as important as making people shut the hell up, whether you're innocent or not. unless your life doesn't depend on public opinion. he was such an easy target for that sort of thing, it's pretty much impossible to know what really happened.


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« Reply #32 on: June 29, 2009, 11:23:51 am »
No it's not. He put his hand in their pants and played with their  

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« Reply #33 on: June 29, 2009, 01:06:22 pm »
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/and LMFAO at the "he didn't get convicted = he didn't do it," argument. Yeah dude, that's why he paid off like a half dozen other families. The ones that took him to court just got greedy.
but, your perspective is proof that people aren't convinced by what an official ruling finds and therefore proof that being found innocent in court isn't as important as making people shut the hell up, whether you're innocent or not. unless your life doesn't depend on public opinion. he was such an easy target for that sort of thing, it's pretty much impossible to know what really happened.

Know beyond a shadow of a doubt? You're right, that's not possible unless I was there and saw it. Now we move into the world of "knowing behind any reasonable doubt." Less stringent than knowing with 100% certainty. Going off that criteria, then I feel comfortable in my thinking that MJ had most likely molested children.

That's the great trick of the court of public opinion after all. We the public are free to form our own opinion, but we have no legal power of enforcing a verdict. Meaning I can very well hold to my opinion of MJ diddling with children, I just couldn't go kidnap him and toss him in a homemade prison for 20 years.

At the end of it, when somebody comes up in a court charged with a crime, they're rolling the dice. If they have a good lawyer and get lucky with a sympathetic jury, they have a good shot at getting off the hook, regardless of whether or not they actually committed the crime they're charged with. More power to 'em being able to work a flawed system. It's still separate from public opinion though, so people will still draw their own conclusions about whether or not somebody did it.

Me, I look at it like this; if I had kids there would have been no way I'd let them hang out with MJ without my direct supervision if I'd let my kids near him at all.
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« Reply #34 on: June 29, 2009, 01:35:02 pm »
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fuck you assholes disrespecting him in such a way post death.


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Crunka, MJ already told you no to the Dutch Rudder.

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« Reply #35 on: June 29, 2009, 04:57:11 pm »
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Crunka, MJ already told you no to the Dutch Rudder.

Actually had to look at one up.

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« Reply #36 on: June 29, 2009, 05:02:41 pm »
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/and LMFAO at the "he didn't get convicted = he didn't do it," argument. Yeah dude, that's why he paid off like a half dozen other families. The ones that took him to court just got greedy.
but, your perspective is proof that people aren't convinced by what an official ruling finds and therefore proof that being found innocent in court isn't as important as making people shut the hell up, whether you're innocent or not. unless your life doesn't depend on public opinion. he was such an easy target for that sort of thing, it's pretty much impossible to know what really happened.

Know beyond a shadow of a doubt? You're right, that's not possible unless I was there and saw it. Now we move into the world of "knowing behind any reasonable doubt." Less stringent than knowing with 100% certainty. Going off that criteria, then I feel comfortable in my thinking that MJ had most likely molested children.

That's the great trick of the court of public opinion after all. We the public are free to form our own opinion, but we have no legal power of enforcing a verdict. Meaning I can very well hold to my opinion of MJ diddling with children, I just couldn't go kidnap him and toss him in a homemade prison for 20 years.

At the end of it, when somebody comes up in a court charged with a crime, they're rolling the dice. If they have a good lawyer and get lucky with a sympathetic jury, they have a good shot at getting off the hook, regardless of whether or not they actually committed the crime they're charged with. More power to 'em being able to work a flawed system. It's still separate from public opinion though, so people will still draw their own conclusions about whether or not somebody did it.

Me, I look at it like this; if I had kids there would have been no way I'd let them hang out with MJ without my direct supervision if I'd let my kids near him at all.

In the court of public opinion, it doesn't matter if you get off or not.  Once you are charged, you are always guilty.  At least in cases where molestation is involved.  It's kinda like the oxshit the police dept does here.  They post the picture of anyone charged with a prostitution related crime (hooker or John).  But, even if they are acquitted, they refuse to take your picture down.  They get away with it by saying they are just keeping a record of what you were charged with.  

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« Reply #37 on: June 29, 2009, 07:39:03 pm »
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Crunka, MJ already told you no to the Dutch Rudder.

Actually had to look at one up.
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« Reply #38 on: June 29, 2009, 10:15:20 pm »
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fuck you assholes disrespecting him in such a way post death.


it was my dream to shake his hand.
Crunka, MJ already told you no to the Dutch Rudder.

Actually had to look at one up.
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