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This topic is full of--SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!?!
« on: June 21, 2007, 09:29:18 pm »
June 21, 2007. All death is around me. This is a Thursday. at 10:25, edit: 10:29, edit: 10:38.

I failed to get sex in the last week of school, but the chick that I failed to score with is having a party. Damen, don't forget to send me condoms.

_: Zombie World is a growing, developing, and old nation at 333 days old with citizens primarily of Black ethnicity whose religion is Sikhism. Its technology is advancing rapidly. Its citizens enjoy a wealth of technology within their nation. Its citizens pay extremely high taxes and many despise their government as a result. The citizens of Zombie World work diligently to produce Coal and Silver as tradable resources for their nation. It is a mostly neutral country when it comes to foreign affairs. It will usually only attack another nation if attacked first. Zombie World is currently researching nuclear technology for the use of nuclear power plants but believes nuclear weapons should be banned. The military of Zombie World has been positioned at all border crossings and is arresting all drug traffickers. Zombie World allows its citizens to protest their government but uses a strong police force to monitor things and arrest lawbreakers. It has an open border policy, but in order for immigrants to remain in the country they will have to become citizens first. Zombie World believes in the freedom of speech and feels that it is every citizens right to speak freely about their government. The government gives foreign aid when it can, but looks to take care of its own people first. Zombie World will not make deals with another country that has a poor history of inhuman treatment of its citizens.
_:Your population density of 44.68 population per mile is at a good level at this time. Your military of 10,755 soldiers is considered adequate strength for the size of Zombie World. The infrastructure of Zombie World is adequate at the time with a level of 1,739.99.
_Nation Name:Zombie World
Ruler:zombie2000
Warn Level:0%
Warn History:No warn history
Last Donation:No donations on record.
Last Activity:6/21/2007 11:22:11 AM
National Flag:
Alliance Affiliation:Random Insanity Alliance
Alliance Rank:Ranked #15 of 177 alliance nations
Capital City:Throne of Truth
Capital Coordinates:44.902577996288876, -77.255859375
About Zombie World:Watch out for zombies.
Government Type:Monarchy (Next Available Change 6/19/2007)
Your people approve of this form of government but the majority of your people would prefer something else. They desire a government that exercises total control over its subjects.
National Religion:(Next Available Change 6/12/2007)
Your people are happy with this national religion.
Currency Type:
Nation Team: - Maroon - Team Information Panel
 Nation Created:7/23/2006 8:15:23 PM (333 days old)
Technology: 220.12
Literacy Rate: 81.87%
  Infrastructure:1,739.99
Tax Rate:28% (This high tax rate angers your citizens.)
Area of Influence:547.764 mile diameter. 381.186 from purchases/sales/gains, 166.578 from natural growth.
War/Peace Preference: War is an option for Zombie World.
My Resources:
Connected Resources:
Bonus Resources:
Improvements:Banks: 5, Factories: 5, Harbors: 1, Stadiums: 3,
  National Wonders: No national wonders.
  Environment: 3.00
Senate Votes:0 Votes
_:Nation Rank:Ranked #3,634 of 37,565 Nations (9.7%)
  Nation Strength:13,791.981
Efficiency:41.42 (This nation fucking blows)
DEFCON Level:
Number of Soldiers:10,755 Deployed Soldiers:0 </I> Defending Soldiers:10,755
Number of Tanks:717 Deployed Tanks:0 Defending Tanks:717
Aircraft:50
 
Number of Cruise Missiles:5
Number of Nuclear Weapons:0
Number of Soldiers Lost in All Wars.7,266 Attacking + 10,295 Defending = 17,561 Casualties
_:. Total Population:24,473 Supporters
Primary Ethnic Group:Black
Population Happiness: 36.30
Population Per Mile:44.68 Population Per Mile.
 Military Personnel:
Citizens:10,755
Soldiers
13,718
Working Citizens
Avg. Gross Income Per Individual Per Day:$165.22 (A solid economy)
Avg. Individual Income Taxes Paid Per Day$46.26Avg.
 Net Daily Population Income (After Taxes)$118.96
_ Government Finances
Purchase Transactions 690 transactions
Total Income Taxes Collected:$71,009,042.55
Total Expenses Over Time:$70,830,556.75 </FONT>
Bills Paid: :$31,872,136.52
Purchases Over Time: :$38,958,420.23
Current Dongs Available:$178,485.80 (Surplus)


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« Last Edit: June 21, 2007, 09:39:49 pm by zombie2000 »
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« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2007, 09:46:11 am »
i like how you linked everything that is usually linked in the game


When everyone rage quits I start taking my clothes off.

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« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2007, 09:46:24 am »
Yay someone else uses dongs as currency
« Last Edit: June 23, 2007, 09:46:38 am by ganon5 »

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« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2007, 04:40:58 pm »
Quote from: dester55
i like how you linked everything that is usually linked in the game


I can just copy-paste it with eveyrthing else, like the pictures.

And I think it should be an RIA requirements to use Dongs. <3
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« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2007, 01:58:21 am »
I'm sorry but pounds > Dongs




всe... Чиллах именно так...


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« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2007, 08:12:02 am »
shit I forgot

[23:02] loren: You're pants are very fun

Andy says:
lorens not responding so HI LORENS MOM
Andy says:
HELLO BARBARA
Andy says:
I KNOW YOUR NAME
Andy says:
I'VE SEEN YOUR DAUGHTER NAKED, HAVE YOU?
loren says:
FUCK YOU MAN
loren says:
SHE ALMOST SAW THAT
loren says:
O_O

[span style="color:#48D1CC"]I WILL NOT REMOVE THIS UNTIL KENNY DECLARES DEFEAT[/span] 8-2-07

 


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