Ever wanted to fucking kill a grave digger?

[Dontasemebro]

.woW

>_>

[Fake from State Jarm]

loren had sex in a starbucks?

No. Could have, but no.

you kmeow that fingerbang song from southpark? i'm gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life, girl you like to fingerbang and that's alright....

sometime i have to fingerbang a girl to that song... I must! then i'll be like... did i say all this already?  

[Dontasemebro]

I think Llamavore is a virgin.

[Dontasemebro]

yes, 3 times

<_<
.
.
>_>

call me a man whore and i'll cut your balls off and give them to kenny for his birthday!

Dang Vector. >_>

That's a lot? I've had...8. 7 of which lasted longer than a week. 2 more than a month. One on+off for 3 years. That one would be my avatar.


EDIT: This is not including the long-distance online relationships I've had...because it would be an astronomical number, probably counting a few 400 lb black men.

[enragedlobster]

< - - and I are practically back together.

Does she know you're using a picture of her as your avatar on two forums?

[Dontasemebro]

She uses a picture of me on the one forum we're on together. Idk about any others, neither does she.

[Fake from State Jarm]

I think Llamavore is a virgin.

i assure you i've shot up my fair share of foreign infrastructure.

[Kellyatfsu]

I've been with the same guy for 5 1/2 years. We live together. I am sooo old. Way too old to be on this website.

[Vector]

yes, 3 times

<_<
.
.
>_>

call me a man whore and i'll cut your balls off and give them to kenny for his birthday!

Dang Vector. >_>

That's a lot? I've had...8. 7 of which lasted longer than a week. 2 more than a month. One on+off for 3 years. That one would be my avatar.


EDIT: This is not including the long-distance online relationships I've had...because it would be an astronomical number, probably counting a few 400 lb black men.

um..... ya
vector hit 11 ex's yesterday

[Dontasemebro]

yes, 3 times

<_<
.
.
>_>

call me a man whore and i'll cut your balls off and give them to kenny for his birthday!

Dang Vector. >_>

That's a lot? I've had...8. 7 of which lasted longer than a week. 2 more than a month. One on+off for 3 years. That one would be my avatar.


EDIT: This is not including the long-distance online relationships I've had...because it would be an astronomical number, probably counting a few 400 lb black men.

um..... ya
vector hit 11 ex's yesterday

wasn't dissing you at all, just 3 isn't a lot.

[Vector]

i know its not a lot
just compared to the people posting at the time it was.
and i dont count hook ups
cause....um.....ya......
*man whore*

[Babycakes]

I've been with the same guy for 5 1/2 years. We live together. I am sooo old. Way too old to be on this website.

If your old then what does that make me??? I'm like a grandma or something...I even have 2 kids and a boyfriend who stopped CN because he turned gay I think....I am still with him though...

[Kellyatfsu]

hahahahah same with me babycakes. My boyfriend introduced me to CN, but I think he quit when he realized my nation was so much better than his. And just bc you have kids doesn't mean you're old. I'm 24 how old are you?

[DrunkWino]

I've been with the same guy for 5 1/2 years. We live together. I am sooo old. Way too old to be on this website.

If your old then what does that make me??? I'm like a grandma or something...I even have 2 kids and a boyfriend who stopped CN because he turned gay I think....I am still with him though...

Stopped playing CN because he went gay? I missed that rule.

On the plus side, can he at least decorate?

/I'm 31 if it makes you feel better.

[Lanna]

I've been with the same guy for 5 1/2 years. We live together. I am sooo old. Way too old to be on this website.

If your old then what does that make me??? I'm like a grandma or something...I even have 2 kids and a boyfriend who stopped CN because he turned gay I think....I am still with him though...

Um... are you saying he turned gay-gay or just gay as in... "omg, you're gay because you left CN!"-gay?

[Shyox]

Me and Lauren are still together. It's going great, though we've actually decided to slow things down sexually because she thinks we were moving too fast. I don't really think so, I mean we've been dating for 4 months, but it doesn't bug me really. I don't care what happens as long as she sticks with me.

[Mathlete]

Does stalking count? Cause she totally didn't find out I lived in her house until like, the third week.

[Babycakes]

hahahahah same with me babycakes. My boyfriend introduced me to CN, but I think he quit when he realized my nation was so much better than his. And just bc you have kids doesn't mean you're old. I'm 24 how old are you?

I'm 27. I'll be 28 in 5 months...I'm pushing 30.... My boyfriend was so excited about this but then he just stopped for no reason. Most likely because i am way better than him(at everything). We started off doing Nation States but that wasn't much involvement so I got kinda bored and was happy when he found CN.

[Babycakes]

Um... are you saying he turned gay-gay or just gay as in... "omg, you're gay because you left CN!"-gay?

Gay because he left CN. Even though we do all think something isn't exactly right with him and a few of his friends.  Well at least jokingly....i hope....

[Babycakes]

Stopped playing CN because he went gay? I missed that rule.

On the plus side, can he at least decorate?

I'm 31 if it makes you feel better.

He'd rather play Animal Crossing. And he can't even decorate his house in that good. We're both 27. I'm a single mom of 2 and I'm in college. It just makes me feel old. I think its the kids...and the fact that my 4 1/2 year old son begs for his turn on the computer now. When he starts playing this is when I will hit my old age breaking point, which is hopefully not for a looooong time.