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« on: June 25, 2009, 05:58:20 pm »
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« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2009, 06:02:33 pm »
And all children's assholes relaxed just a little bit.

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« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2009, 06:41:59 pm »
I have a feeling Kenny will grace us with his presence shortly.


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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2009, 07:00:37 pm »
Damn man... Damn.
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« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2009, 07:06:02 pm »
Hey, Elijah is still alive.

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« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2009, 07:15:04 pm »
Elijah will always be there for us in our times of need.


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« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2009, 12:19:39 am »
Rumor has it, he choked on a 7 year old wiener.















Dunno if it's true, just sayin.

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« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2009, 12:35:49 am »
Not sure why you would eat a 7 year old sausage. It must be pretty rank after that long in the fridge.

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« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2009, 01:11:17 am »
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Not sure why you would eat a 7 year old sausage. It must be pretty rank after that long in the fridge.
um, you may or may not have caught on to what wiener means.

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« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2009, 01:32:38 am »
Another one bites the dust.

At least this one wasn't killed by a stingray

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« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2009, 01:55:54 am »
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Not sure why you would eat a 7 year old sausage. It must be pretty rank after that long in the fridge.
um, you may or may not have caught on to what wiener means.

I did catch on to what it means.

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« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2009, 05:08:46 am »
fuck you assholes disrespecting him in such a way post death.


it was my dream to shake his hand.
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« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2009, 06:14:06 am »
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Another one bites the dust.

At least this one wasn't killed by a stingray

Or in a weird sex act.
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« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2009, 06:47:28 am »
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fuck you assholes disrespecting him in such a way post death.


it was my dream to lick his scrotum.

If it's any consolation, I disrespected him when he was alive too.

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« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2009, 09:09:38 am »
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fuck you assholes disrespecting him in such a way post death.


it was my dream to shake his hand.

If it's any consolation, I wanted it in the ass from him when he was alive too.
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« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2009, 02:26:28 pm »
He was a great artist that had a fucked up childhood. Sad to see him go.

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« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2009, 05:23:40 pm »
Fuck you jackoffs mocking him out. He was cleared on charges on that trial because it was friggin staged, did you guys even watch the news? Parents did it for money. Defense tore them apart.

Sad to see him go. I don't care about his music, but still.

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« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2009, 06:20:51 pm »
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Another one bites the dust.

At least this one wasn't killed by a stingray
Too soon, too soon. jk rofl
Well good bye MJ.... good bye.

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« Reply #18 on: June 26, 2009, 07:16:29 pm »
Damn i liked his music how did he die?
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« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2009, 11:45:01 pm »
Yeah, I mock him now, but I mocked him (Just like I do everyone else) while they're still alive. I mean, wtf is up with Brittney Spears? That bitch needs a good .45 to the head.

Suddenly, someone dies and it's wrong? At lease MJ had some good songs. I'll give credit where it's due, and yes, he was cleared of his charges, but even with that said, he openly admitted to having children in his bed. Jokes will be made. Don't like it? Don't read it.

 


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