Ever wanted to fucking kill a grave digger?

[Shyox]

Me and Lauren are going REALLY well.

I mean REALLY well. I've never met anyone like her... She's so kickass, and SO DAMN hot.

The only downside is I have to quit smoking pot for her. And I really do have to this time, I swore to her I would. I swore on my mother's grave.

I don't swear on things like that if I don't mean them.

[Fake from State Jarm]

who's lauren?

[Vector]

his gf

[blitzofchaos]

Perhaps.

[1ofkind]

For the past two nights I banged my girlfriend just like as she said a porn star (note that she rarely ever references to porn, because she hates it): giving her many orgasms, and lasting long times. I'm thinking it's from working out, and in any case +1 for the nerd's rep!

[Lanna]

Depends if you can keep it up...

But nice job.

[Dontasemebro]

So she broke up with me. After 3 years.

[JohnTheGreat]

o...im sorry tase i dint see the intenseness of that part...wow im sorry


what would you say if ive been in 15

in fact..right now,  i have to go ill be back in an hour or three

[JohnTheGreat]

and yes im serious

[Fake from State Jarm]

itt tldr: halp i have no loves; haha noob i gets laid nao.

[Dontasemebro]

Ive been in a bunch but this one ended. ANyways...

[Lanna]

So she broke up with me. After 3 years.

I thought it was on and off?

[Fake from State Jarm]

this girl is fkin pissing me off!

-kicks mudkip-

she makes me go



-.-




women, word of you-must-not-do-this: you must not tell someone you care about them and reciprocate those feelings for months and then decide you care too much and kill your feelings away and then ignore the guy and act flippantly sympathetic when he voices his frustration. 'o well sry your you still has feelings bcus i'm a coward sux for u kbai'

[Dontasemebro]

So she broke up with me. After 3 years.

I thought it was on and off?

this time I have a feeling it's very, very permanent.

[Fake from State Jarm]

So she broke up with me. After 3 years.

I thought it was on and off?

this time I have a feeling it's very, very permanent.

that's what you get for showing her your vagina

[Shyox]

Me and Lauren are going simply amazing. We're nearing six months of togetherness, and everything feels like the first time. It's all so fresh and new and exciting. She's perfect in every way. She so nice, truly a great person, funny, very smart, spontaneous, and extremely beautiful... Also, smokin' hot. She just looks amazing, and is flawless. She looks FUCKING FANTASTIC in a swimsuit, and I mean really great. She's totally slim, but with great curves too. She dresses extremely well and unsluttish, and is just truly awesome. She makes me lunch everyday, cooks me dinner, scratches and rubs my back, and I do the same type of stuff for her too.

I'm keeping her around for the long haul, no doubt, she's mine until I die now. We've talked about so many things, and are really comfortable together, with anything. I really can talk to her about anything.

[Lanna]

Me and Lauren are going simply amazing. We're nearing six months of togetherness, and everything feels like the first time. It's all so fresh and new and exciting. She's perfect in every way. She so nice, truly a great person, funny, very smart, spontaneous, and extremely beautiful... Also, smokin' hot. She just looks amazing, and is flawless. She looks FUCKING FANTASTIC in a swimsuit, and I mean really great. She's totally slim, but with great curves too. She dresses extremely well and unsluttish, and is just truly awesome. She makes me lunch everyday, cooks me dinner, scratches and rubs my back, and I do the same type of stuff for her too.

I'm keeping her around for the long haul, no doubt, she's mine until I die now. We've talked about so many things, and are really comfortable together, with anything. I really can talk to her about anything.

Awww... that is so cute.   If only she can read this.

women, word of you-must-not-do-this: you must not tell someone you care about them and reciprocate those feelings for months and then decide you care too much and kill your feelings away and then ignore the guy and act flippantly sympathetic when he voices his frustration. 'o well sry your you still has feelings bcus i'm a coward sux for u kbai'

Stupid people. -_-

[Shyox]

Me and Lauren are going simply amazing. We're nearing six months of togetherness, and everything feels like the first time. It's all so fresh and new and exciting. She's perfect in every way. She so nice, truly a great person, funny, very smart, spontaneous, and extremely beautiful... Also, smokin' hot. She just looks amazing, and is flawless. She looks FUCKING FANTASTIC in a swimsuit, and I mean really great. She's totally slim, but with great curves too. She dresses extremely well and unsluttish, and is just truly awesome. She makes me lunch everyday, cooks me dinner, scratches and rubs my back, and I do the same type of stuff for her too.

I'm keeping her around for the long haul, no doubt, she's mine until I die now. We've talked about so many things, and are really comfortable together, with anything. I really can talk to her about anything.

Awww... that is so cute.   If only she can read this.

women, word of you-must-not-do-this: you must not tell someone you care about them and reciprocate those feelings for months and then decide you care too much and kill your feelings away and then ignore the guy and act flippantly sympathetic when he voices his frustration. 'o well sry your you still has feelings bcus i'm a coward sux for u kbai'

Stupid people. -_-

She DID read it. She saw it when I was browsing last night.

[Shyox]

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Well, things are still going really great. That's me and Lauren at prom. She looked fantastic, and it was actually a lot of fun. I danced like a freak, and was the center of attention in a self-imposing way. I guess it was funny, but most people were probably annoyed by my crazy tango. The weird thing about that picture is how much it looks like this one:



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That's my parents on their wedding day. And the crazy thing is how much Lauren's like my mom... She's really great. I wouldn't mind spending the rest of my life with someone like her.

School's out tomorrow. I have two exams, then I'm free until summer school starts, which sucks donkey balls, but I'd rather not take it next year. It's only 14 days though, so it's not a big deal.

Things are going good... Real good.

[Jadyn]

aw that's so sweet. you two look lovely together, and youre right, it does look like your parents' photo. how creepy