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Offline smeeth

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« on: July 06, 2007, 11:51:39 pm »
go to church on Sunday. Just for lulz. I think it'll be fun to listen how I'm going to hell if I don't believe in God for 2 hours.
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« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2007, 12:35:18 am »
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go to church on Sunday. Just for lulz. I think it'll be fun to listen how I'm going to hell if I don't believe in God for 2 hours.

Today Christianity's present seems completely alienated from its past, and most people are religious, because they're fucking arrogant. Last night remembering the last words of christ gave me an haunting awakening - "Forgive them God. They know not what they are doing".

Retrospect I have never herd of a church preaching what you claim they will before, and I do actually enjoy listening to a priest, and the reading from the bible. Usually they'll bring up an current event, try a new joke or two, and try to speak about trying to help us affect the world positively like those early Christians who did, and helped spread this religion to the point where it has gotten thousands of years ago.
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« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2007, 09:00:17 am »
Wow... This has taken a turn for the serious. Hmmmm... Not what I wanted at all. But I should go to work naked once just for the lulz.
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« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2007, 12:37:26 pm »
Just go to work... But don't wear any pants. Wear your apron so they won't know at first then when they notice hilarity insue's.
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« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2007, 01:02:25 pm »
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go to church on Sunday. Just for lulz. I think it'll be fun to listen how I'm going to hell if I don't believe in God for 2 hours.

Today Christianity's present seems completely alienated from its past, and most people are religious, because they're fucking arrogant. Last night remembering the last words of christ gave me an haunting awakening - "Forgive them God. They know not what they are doing".

Retrospect I have never herd of a church preaching what you claim they will before, and I do actually enjoy listening to a priest, and the reading from the bible. Usually they'll bring up an current event, try a new joke or two, and try to speak about trying to help us affect the world positively like those early Christians who did, and helped spread this religion to the point where it has gotten thousands of years ago.

That's pretty much how my church works. I was wondering what kind of "fire and brimstone" church would still exist...
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« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2007, 02:21:49 pm »
i wonder if diet water works as well as normal water for putting out the fires of hell... raising the issue of holy water. is it really any better or is it just a scam like those hebrew national hot dogs? *checks to make sure this is the random insanity forum* *posts*
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« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2007, 04:39:42 pm »
I haven't been to church in like 7 years.
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« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2007, 06:39:39 pm »
i have NEVER been to church, well, mainly cause im atheist but w/e
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« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2007, 11:38:04 pm »
hey your name's off tenacious D!
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« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2007, 12:00:24 am »
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hey your name's off tenacious D!
Whose name is?
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« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2007, 01:20:57 am »
u can have diet water>?
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« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2007, 11:09:03 am »
Holy water is good for burning zombies.
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« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2007, 12:29:08 pm »
diet water = water that has drugs in it = scam
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