Wish Game

[John Fire]

anybody ever play the wish game? i couldn't find one up already (honestly tho i didn't look that hard) so i guess i'll start one

You know how, in movies, when you wish for something, there is always a catch? You do the same here! The first person posts a wish. The poster after him/her posts the downside of the wish, and posts his/her own wish. An example would be:

Poster 1: I wish for a cookie.
Poster 2: Wish Granted. You forget you are allergic to generic cookies. You get a massive allergic reaction, and explode. I wish for a slave.
Poster 3: The slave rebels, and kills you. I wish for...

Often, the outcomes of the wishes are very humorous, and often fatal to you/someone else. So be creative!

I'll start...

I wish for a cigar.

[wethepeople]

I love this game.

I'm afraid your forgot to mention the cigar has gunpowder in it, not tobacco. You just exploded.

I wish for immortality. First person to say I turn into stone gets their shins kicked.

[John Fire]

You gain immortality, but are buried alive the next day... and spend eternity trapped underneath the earth.

I wish for a hamburger, cooked to perfection.

[Ganon5]

It is done! Although a dog's idea of perfection may be different to yours. You're now in hospital due to bacteria etc.

I wish for someone to do my calculus assignment

[wethepeople]

The most beautiful chick comes over to your house and does your assignment. She is wearing practically nothing. She asks you if you can unbutton her shirt. There, on her chest, is an ipod video playing RickRoll.

I wish for the Roman empire to return.

[Flask]

Fine, but the Romans literally return. From the dead. They're all zombies.

I wish I had a bathroom that would kill anyone but me who goes in it.

(By the way, lawl at TC telling us what Make A Wish is)

[wethepeople]

The bathroom kills your family, and all of your friends. The neighbors call the police after they hear terrifying shrills from its latest victim. The police arrive, and see piles of bodies piling out of the entrance to the bathroom. They arrest you on the spot, and you are convicted for mass murder and put to death.

I wish I had all the money in the world.

[Ganon5]

All the money in the world falls out of the sky, including coins (ouch). It destroys your house, crushes you and buries your body.

I wish for a teddy bear

[Dagny Taggart]

Happiness is not to be achieved at the command of emotional whims. Happiness is not the satisfaction of whatever irrational wishes you might blindly attempt to indulge. Happiness is a state of non-contradictory joy--a joy without penalty or guilt, a joy that does not clash with any of your values and does not work for your own destruction, not the joy of escaping from your mind, but of using your mind's fullest power, not the joy of faking reality, but of achieving values that are real, not the joy of a drunkard, but of a producer. Happiness is possible only to a rational man, the man who desires nothing but rational goals, seeks nothing but rational values and finds his joy in nothing but rational actions.
--A quote

[wethepeople]

Nice. =D Thats one of the endings in the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R, Ganon.


You wish for the most cuddly teddy bear. However, upon inspecting your new bear you find that it is, indeed, the pedo bear. Lulz and raep follow.

I wish for two printers that cannot kill me.

[Fortress]

The doctors replace your two amputated arms with printers. From now on, you're the lackey and mascot of a local Kinko's. Even worse is that the two printers are made by Lexmark.

I wish that I could play saxophone well, and enjoy it.

[pielord47]

Everyone besides you hates your playing and an angry mob forms that kills you.

I wish I had a cup of coffee.
(I do not sue McDonalds)

[Untelligent]

The coffee comes to life and jumps on you. The rediculously hot coffee gives you 3rd-degree burns on your genitals and you can never have sex or fap again.

I wish for the power to vaporize people at whim.

[wethepeople]

The power is granted, and upon trying it out you miss, and the beams go towards a mirror with your reflection in it. You vaporize yourself.

I wish for the fastest car in the world that is indestructible.

[Ganon5]

The car travels so fast it leaves Earth's orbit and you get lost forever in the universe.

I wish for candy that isn't poisoned!

[Untelligent]

The candy is made of epic WIN. You choke on the overflowing WIN that no mere mortal was made to withstand and die.

I wish for a pillow.

[Lord Doom]

you get a large pillow. but inside of it are sharp spikes that impale your head when you lay down.

i wish for a new avatar

[wethepeople]

You get a new avatar, but the difference is only viewable to alien eyes. It looks no different to you. And also, it explodes your monitor and kills you.

I want everyone but me in the world to die.

[IronSoldier820]

Granted. Way to ruin your own wish, you go insane before dying of all alone.

I wish to be able to blow shit up with my mind.

[Ganon5]

Done. But you accidentally blew up your family and all of your possessions. You are doomed to live a miserable life on the streets.

I wish for the end of the year