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« on: June 16, 2008, 12:07:16 am »
Ok I came up with this all by myself, and realized how genius it would actually be:



First, you get a white van and a few black SUVs.  Then, get those plastic chemical suits that biohazard people wear.  Have someone or a few people goto a bank and make deposits.  Showup before they leave and "quarrantine" the building while your wearing the suits.  Call the fire-department and police and request assistance from anyone they have trained for NBC operations, BUT, don't let any of them inside the building.  Put up some of that clear paper stuff that the CDC uses and get some pipes that you have pre-fitted to make an "entrance" so that it looks like the CDC ones.  Now, set that stuff up.

Have your "Team" go inside the bank and being pretending to take readings.  Explain that a terrorist group had sprayed an amount of money with a slow-acting bioliogical agent and that it was confirmed that they had deposited the money there to get sent out.  Ask to see the safe and the money within.  Pretend to scan and get positive readings.  Don't mark all th emoney, but mark the money you want, and tell them you have to take it because it's a biohazard.  Then, tell them that you will be setting up tests to determine who from the bank has been exposed.  Seal the money in clear plastic and put biohazard stickers on it.  Then, once it's outside, have the fire-department/paramedics come inside and start testing the people inside.  When the talk of tests comes up, have your guys from the inside try to escape/avoid the tests.  Identify them as people suspected to be working with the terrorists and detain them.  The patriot act gives any government agency your pretending to be the right over the detainees and you don't even need to give police a reason.  Then, load the money into the white van and load anyone else into the black SUV's.  Drive away and watch the news.  Cause you'll be on it.


Now, granted, this would take a bunch of people, co-ordination, timing, and some monies.  But a robbery like that wouldn't be for the money.  It would be for the fame.
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« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2008, 12:13:56 am »
wow dont do this in Phx Sheiff Joe will find you and put you in a tent. If you dont know Tent city is next to a sewer treatment plant and the dog pound
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« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2008, 12:33:05 am »
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« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2008, 01:28:36 am »
not to mention that all the stargate tv series suck


LOL I'm kidding I'm not coming back to CN. >_>
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« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2008, 02:51:13 am »
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« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2008, 06:07:15 am »
Only place that could work is in the USA.

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« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2008, 07:39:21 am »
How did you think this up btw? I can just picture you now sitting in front of your computer plotting the perfect crime
 

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« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2008, 10:52:25 am »
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« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2008, 08:28:18 pm »
I've always wanted to sink a gambling riverboat and then scuba down into the safe, steal the loot and make my get away under water to some get away vehicles.  Who's coming w/ me?



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« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2008, 10:32:04 pm »
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I've always wanted to sink a gambling riverboat and then scuba down into the safe, steal the loot and make my get away under water to some get away vehicles.  Who's coming w/ me?

well i know how to dive
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« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2008, 01:19:28 am »
Well, part of my old job was thinking of how terrorists might do something, then analizing each step they would take for their objective, and creating a number of things that could be done to hinder it either ahead of time, or during it.




Now, I still have the ability to do that, but not really the reason to think of how it could be stopped (except for when thinking ways around it).


And getting identification would be easy.  I mean, part of my old job used to be making identification for any PMC or Interps on our FOBs, so I'm pretty sure I can find the software on bittorrent and a cheap heat laminator anywhere.
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« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2008, 10:10:53 pm »
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I've always wanted to sink a gambling riverboat and then scuba down into the safe, steal the loot and make my get away under water to some get away vehicles.  Who's coming w/ me?

well i know how to dive
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Sweet, now we need someone who can do demo to bring it down, you and your crew swim in grab the loot.  I'll be in the get away car down river.



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« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2008, 12:23:21 am »
I can act and know how to blow shit up
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« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2008, 12:42:29 am »
Well, if you REALLY want to sink a boat, I've got experience with explosives, and know how to make them home-made.

But I don't work cheap...
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