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Offline Vintus

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« on: October 17, 2007, 01:32:04 pm »
If it's true what they say about ladybugs being lucky then I'm going to get laid tomorrow.

Win $300,000,000 dollars.

Then have a threesome.

I got one in the eye on the way in and I'm sure at least four are crawling on me right now. The group of ladybugs outside can easily be classified as a "swarm". If we leave the door open too long the ceiling above the front door turns red and black and starts moving.

*Shakes head, ladybugs fall out of my hair*

Little bastids.
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« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2007, 02:49:16 pm »
you should change it so that it says "I'll get laid tomorrow and get 5 other hot girls to join in"
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« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2007, 05:25:25 pm »
I suggest pretending to be a ladybug. Infiltrate the swarm. Find the leader. Kill the leader. Become the leader. Tell all the ladybugs to GTFO. Problem solved.
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« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2007, 06:15:28 pm »
But why would you want a Swarm of Good Luck to leave?
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« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2007, 08:04:02 pm »
Personally I would infiltrate the swarm, ovwerthrow the leader then use them as an army of minions. We would do the same to other swarms until me and my minions can take over the world
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« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2007, 09:38:32 pm »
I would put them in cheap plastic bottles, tell people they're in glass, poke some holes on top, and sell them. Then use that money for whatever good luck comes your way.
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« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2007, 11:42:12 pm »
Lucky. I want a ladybug invasion.
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« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2007, 03:04:57 pm »
At least they aren't lovebugs!
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« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2007, 11:25:30 am »
Ah..nostalgia...
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« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2007, 11:27:22 pm »
They killed my dad and raped my mom...
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« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2007, 08:59:08 am »
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« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2007, 06:00:54 am »
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I suggest pretending to be a ladybug. Infiltrate the swarm. Find the leader. Kill the leader. Become the leader. Tell all the ladybugs to GTFO. Problem solved.
He should probably breed with their wimminz too.
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