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Offline DRUNKENKING

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« Reply #40 on: July 15, 2007, 01:33:02 am »
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boobies are exciting becasue they are hidden from sight, they are forbidden, and its inbred into us to desire the female form(unless we are gay) therefore...I like boobies.

This is true. Its in the male genes to be attracted to larger breasts because its in our genes to make children. Breasts = more milk = more food for child. >_>
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« Reply #41 on: July 15, 2007, 06:03:39 am »
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boobies are exciting becasue they are hidden from sight, they are forbidden, and its inbred into us to desire the female form(unless we are gay) therefore...I like boobies.

This is true. Its in the male genes to be attracted to larger breasts because its in our genes to make children. Breasts = more milk = more food for child. >_>

No..not nearly as many people like even D cups for that to be true. >_>

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« Reply #42 on: July 15, 2007, 10:19:16 am »
wow... this is an interesting topic...

though i have had something similar to a "motorboat" happen to me  
 
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« Reply #43 on: July 15, 2007, 07:53:51 pm »
lol boobies can be exciting but still what is the point of motorboating?

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« Reply #44 on: July 16, 2007, 05:41:53 am »
I dont know it is a good party thing though and a lot of people do it it is just to have a good time

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« Reply #45 on: July 16, 2007, 08:11:14 am »
BOOBS, just &%*#!@ boobs
« Last Edit: July 16, 2007, 08:11:42 am by Fierce2 »

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« Reply #46 on: July 16, 2007, 09:08:29 am »
Let me tell you why we like it. They are boobs and we love boobs. No matter how big we love boobs. OK well they have to be decent size, like palmable. But we love how they spill out of their shirt. Jumping up and down and the fact that we will be putting our head between them and having them jump on our face as we do a childish thing and for the girl to like it is amazing. And also we know that be able to do this leads to further acts.

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« Reply #47 on: July 16, 2007, 11:44:13 am »
good discription drumline that was perfect

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« Reply #48 on: July 16, 2007, 12:21:36 pm »
thanks
« Last Edit: July 16, 2007, 12:21:52 pm by Drumline »

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« Reply #49 on: July 16, 2007, 12:24:25 pm »
your welcome

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« Reply #50 on: July 16, 2007, 12:27:40 pm »
i would motorboat the fuck out of your mom... jp

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« Reply #51 on: July 16, 2007, 12:36:42 pm »
thats groos *runs in bathroom and pukes guts out*

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« Reply #52 on: July 16, 2007, 12:40:25 pm »
Nate quit saying that you would do perverted things to Brandons Mom. That's gross. No offense Brandon

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« Reply #53 on: July 16, 2007, 02:53:50 pm »
i want to do perverted things to brandon's mom too. i mean, seriously... what do you think the barrel of the tank in his avatar symbolizes? (assuming brandon = divilido)

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« Reply #54 on: July 16, 2007, 02:55:48 pm »
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They're soft...

Like, REALLY soft.
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« Reply #55 on: July 16, 2007, 03:18:25 pm »
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Nate quit saying that you would do perverted things to Brandons Mom. That's gross. No offense Brandon

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« Reply #56 on: July 16, 2007, 03:19:01 pm »
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i want to do perverted things to brandon's mom too. i mean, seriously... what do you think the barrel of the tank in his avatar symbolizes? (assuming brandon = divilido)

There is something the matter with you seriously

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« Reply #57 on: July 16, 2007, 03:21:26 pm »
Titties. In. Ma. Face.           Questions? no?

Thought not.

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« Reply #58 on: July 16, 2007, 03:47:38 pm »
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i want to do perverted things to brandon's mom too. i mean, seriously... what do you think the barrel of the tank in his avatar symbolizes? (assuming brandon = divilido)

There is something the matter with you seriously

then what do you have to say about my calculus teacher last year, who decided to tell the class how he would rate our moms after parent night? he said my mom was the hottest...  

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« Reply #59 on: July 16, 2007, 03:51:13 pm »
haha that must have been awkward
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