me and loren cyber

[—-]

Hey. You go rape Damen. The whole thing wasn't my style. I prefer Blue.

[King Pengu]

And I prefer Black. So what?

[—-]

Blue is Zombie2000, you racist >_>

[King Pengu]

I also could have said orange... but I hate this color....

And I didn't know it's him

[Lanna]

Hey. You go rape Damen. The whole thing wasn't my style. I prefer Blue.

You like just getting the extra air.

[King Pengu]

you racist

No, I'm not.

[—-]

Hey. You go rape Damen. The whole thing wasn't my style. I prefer Blue.

You like just getting the extra air.

That and he's more fun

[Divineslasher]

*watches from the sidelines*

[King Pengu]

*pushes Divineslasher to the front*

[Mr_Cynic]

Okay guys, I just had the weirdest fucking date ever.


So, I met this girl and we went out. It was kinda a blind date, right, met by a mutual friend. We went out, went to dinner and saw a movie. When the movie was over, it was clear by the way she looked at me that the date was not over. She said her parents were out for the weekend, so  we went over to her house. We watched some TV, and soon it was midnight and time to head home...or not. She looked in my eyes and took off her top. There was her bright red bra, laying out for everyone to see...and everyone being me. She unhooked her bra, and I saw the most beautiful thing ever. She stood up, we started to fool around, and she unbuttoned her pants...when she slowly took off her pants, I caught a glimpse of her bright red panties when suddenly FUCKING Leo jumps out and starts dancing in a circle. She's there, screaming at Leo, "This is not the time, Leo!"

That's when she told me her name was Loren.


...Goddamit.

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry.