Thoughts before Bed Time Bye-Bye's

[Kam]

Hi. I would quickly like to talk about the Sten SMG. tonicularized by many WW2 FPS's (such as Return to Castle Wolfenstien, Call of Duty, BF1942), this SMG was actually a useless piece of shit. There were many instances where soldiers would drop this weapon and certain components would bend rendering the weapon useless. Here is a picture:



Now "why" you ask, "would I bring this up?" Well, it occurred to me just minutes ago as I was taking a piss, that when I'm alone I usually hold my dick like you would hold this SMG, my balls being the clip you know??

Meh.

I'm going to sleep now.

[wethepeople]

The weapon sucked in WW2, and it sucks in all games mentioned and some.

And also.. your balls go sideways?

[Kam]

The weapon sucked in WW2, and it sucks in all games mentioned and some.

And also.. your balls go sideways?

Nah, I just hold them up when I'm taking a piss.

[Fortress]

Hahaha, tonicularized.

[Joker]

Considering it was made as cheaply as humanly and mechanically possible, I'd say it did a decent job at helping the Brits win WWII - quantity has a quality of its own, and it was pretty lightweight, and easy to disassemble and hide for Resistance fighters. That said it was probably the crappiest SMG made and adopted in large numbers by any of the major combatants in WWII.

In video games, though, even more than the Sten, I despise the M3 Grease Gun  

[IronSoldier820]

If I recognize that gun as good as I think I do, then I say I kicked ass with it in DoD_Jagd.