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« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2007, 12:21:30 pm »
ill transl;ate to what I got out of it.

if you had a bloodsucker on your cock, would you leave it there, or get it the fuck off
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« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2007, 02:46:13 pm »
taint is a word for the skin between your legs, your balls, and your ass.

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If you had a leach there, would you be all manly and leave it as a trophy? or would you be a girl and kill it/take it off?
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« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2007, 04:59:15 pm »
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taint is a word for the skin between your legs, your balls, and your ass.

<_<

If you had a leach there, would you be all manly and leave it as a trophy? or would you be a girl and kill it/take it off?



Wouldn't really know it's a leech till you looked in the mirror, or put your face in your crotch, so I'd probably tear the little tyke out, not realizing till blood spurts everywhere that it was a leech.  If I could stick my face in my crotch... well... *cough*



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ill transl;ate to what I got out of it.

if you had a bloodsucker on your cock, would you leave it there, or get it the fuck off




Now, this is an entirely different situation.  A taint is a taint, but a cock is way off.  There is only one way to solve THAT problem--while he's all over your man scepter, you just achieve your maximum potential, and let him explode due to the influx of blood.



BOOM!



But now you have a nice little hole in your cock, with blood pouring out...  But that doesnt matter, because you're a REAL man!

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« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2007, 09:16:20 pm »
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taint is a word for the skin between your legs, your balls, and your ass.

<_<

If you had a leach there, would you be all manly and leave it as a trophy? or would you be a girl and kill it/take it off?



Wouldn't really know it's a leech till you looked in the mirror, or put your face in your crotch, so I'd probably tear the little tyke out, not realizing till blood spurts everywhere that it was a leech.  If I could stick my face in my crotch... well... *cough*



Quote from: evil greg guy
ill transl;ate to what I got out of it.

if you had a bloodsucker on your cock, would you leave it there, or get it the fuck off




Now, this is an entirely different situation.  A taint is a taint, but a cock is way off.  There is only one way to solve THAT problem--while he's all over your man scepter, you just achieve your maximum potential, and let him explode due to the influx of blood.



BOOM!



But now you have a nice little hole in your cock, with blood pouring out...  But that doesnt matter, because you're a REAL man!
Headed to a REAL emergency room!
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« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2007, 09:26:22 pm »
with REAL wang bleeding!
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« Reply #25 on: August 07, 2007, 09:30:48 pm »
*is glad she's a girl*

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« Reply #26 on: August 07, 2007, 09:32:27 pm »
nope, in this hypothetical situation, the leech would be all up ons... or ins I mean

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« Reply #27 on: August 07, 2007, 09:33:43 pm »
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nope, in this hypothetical situation, the leech would be all up ons... or ins I mean

Hypothetically speaking, I would know NOT to allow a leech in there....

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« Reply #28 on: August 07, 2007, 09:36:52 pm »
what if, hypothetically, since you're drugged up, it's already happened??  

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« Reply #29 on: August 07, 2007, 09:38:14 pm »
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what if, hypothetically, since you're drugged up, it's already happened??  

Then hypothetically, while you're down there...

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« Reply #30 on: August 07, 2007, 09:51:44 pm »
is that seriosuly what this convo is about?? it seems dumb to leave it

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« Reply #31 on: August 07, 2007, 10:01:31 pm »
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is that seriosuly what this convo is about?? it seems dumb to leave it



What kind of a monster ARE you???

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« Reply #32 on: August 07, 2007, 10:12:28 pm »
one who isnt dumb enough to leave a leach on any part of the body?

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« Reply #33 on: August 07, 2007, 10:33:19 pm »

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« Reply #34 on: August 07, 2007, 10:46:34 pm »
*walks out of room*
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*walks back in with a mysterious box*
*walks up to gaunt and shows him box*
the box has a label on it that read "reality"
i say- "heres some reality now please get a grip on it"

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« Reply #35 on: August 07, 2007, 11:14:58 pm »
pwnt

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« Reply #36 on: August 07, 2007, 11:16:14 pm »
PICS NAO or hymen don't exist.
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« Reply #37 on: August 07, 2007, 11:17:07 pm »
yeah, pics or GTFO!!!



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« Reply #38 on: August 07, 2007, 11:17:45 pm »
Ok fine, new subject.

the effects of moth on shyox.

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I say moth makes shy feel all giddy like a little school girl...what do you say?
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« Reply #39 on: August 07, 2007, 11:18:29 pm »
how little of a school girl are we talking about here?


the smaller, the more giddy

 


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