Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA

[Mia]

[19:58] <%jaybooker> hey i was the best mating rooster that ever lived
[19:58] <%jaybooker> lol
[19:59] <%jaybooker> at least i was cooked by a female

[Mia]

ShadowSlayer fails to learn fanboys around Mia = death.

[20:14] <%Mia[IRON]> No I don't. My heart is owned and it ain't you, dear.
[20:14] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> can I have a part time lease?
[20:14] <%Mia[IRON]> No.
[20:14] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> welll……… fuck.
[20:15] <%Mia[IRON]> REJECTED.
[20:15] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> ....XD
[20:15] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> well played, madam
[20:15] <%Mia[IRON]> Thank you.
[20:18] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> WAT.
[20:19] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Oh, I see what you're saying.
[20:19] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Laziness is where it's at.
[20:19] <%Mia[IRON]> Or do what I do.. cook once a week and make it last for  aweek.
[20:22] <%Croix> hm..
[20:22] <%Croix> Owned you say?
[20:22] <%Croix> that doesn't sound very equal.
[20:23] <%Mia[IRON]> Who is owned?
[20:23] <%Mia[IRON]> Oh, nah, just saying my heart is owned as in belongs to him, doesn't mean he has power over me. :p
[20:24] <%Mia[IRON]> You can choose to give your heart away you know.
[20:24] <%Croix> so... slavery?
[20:24] <%Croix> >_>
[20:24] <%Mia[IRON]> You wish <_<
[20:24] <%Croix> No, i wasn't aware I could give away a part of myself
[20:24] <%Croix> and still claim to want equality.
[20:24] <%Mia[IRON]> Well technically relationships will always involve giving away part of yourself.
[20:24] <%Mia[IRON]> Your time, your mind, access to whatever.
[20:24] <@Bluestrike> Pro Tip: Women don't want equality, they want supremacy.
[20:25] <%Mia[IRON]> No they don't.
[20:25] <%Mia[IRON]> Well depends on the person.
[20:25] <%Croix> alright, i'll take your word for it.
[20:25] <%Mia[IRON]> By equality I mean I can't respect someone who lets me boss them around :p
[20:25] <%Mia[IRON]> If they can't keep their own ground or have their own goals - independence.
[20:26] <%Mia[IRON]> You can be in a relationship without the relationship becoming your life or them being your life.
[20:26] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> So wait, if you were a manager you would have no respect for employes who you bossed around?
[20:27] <%Mia[IRON]> That is different than a relationship.
[20:27] <%Mia[IRON]> And I usually don't keep a boss-employee relationship with people I work with >_>
[20:29] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> I'LL BE AN EMPLOYEE
[20:29] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> PICK ME
[20:29] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> PICK ME
[20:30] <%Centurion_Adamus[NPL|Trium]> Pick me too
[20:30] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> Mia[IRON], I'll work hard all night long for you
[20:31] <%Mia[IRON]> God I hate all of you.
[20:31] <%Mia[IRON]> Go be someone else's fanboy.
[20:31] <%Mia[IRON]> >_>
[20:32] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> welllll
[20:32] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> liz isn't on
[20:32] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> sooooo =/
[20:32] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> it works well actually
[20:32] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> I can flirt with one or the other
[20:36] <%Mia[IRON]> ShadowSlayer[RIA] >_>
[20:36] <%Mia[IRON]> Reserve your fanboy self for Liz.
[20:36] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> only if you get me tech
[20:36] <%Mia[IRON]> No ShadowSlayer[RIA]
[20:36] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Liz already has to deal with Lion.
[20:36] <%Mia[IRON]> Shove it
[20:36] <%Mia[IRON]> :p
[20:36] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Take one for the team Mia.
[20:37] <%Mia[IRON]> No.
[20:37] <%Mia[IRON]> I destroy all my fanboys.
[20:37] <%Mia[IRON]> Thus why there is no Club Mia, only a closet full of trophy balls.
[20:37] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> it's true
[20:37] <%Mia[IRON]> I also collect their precious tears when they run away screaming >_>
[20:38] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> I always weep when I'm near you
[20:38] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Sounds like you should join GOONS.
[20:38] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> pfft
[20:38] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> You have yet to stop be fanboying
[20:38] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> :p
[20:38] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> My love for mia is eternal
[20:39] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> until liz signs on
[20:39] <%Mia[IRON]> You have no love for me.
[20:39] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Oh god
[20:39] <%Mia[IRON]> You're just a whore.
[20:39] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> I have only ever heard rumors about liz
[20:39] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Everyone is Leo.
[20:40] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> but Mia[IRON]
[20:40] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> It's not like she's some mysterious person shoe ass.
[20:40] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> I'm a whore of some reknown
[20:40] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> *renown
[20:40] <%Mia[IRON]> Go pick someone who actually can stand your whoredom.
[20:40] <%Mia[IRON]> Josephine is good for it.
[20:40] <%Mia[IRON]> So is Leo.
[20:40] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> who is josephine
[20:40] <%Mia[IRON]> SniperJoe[GOD] >_>
[20:40] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> leo and I are tight like virgins
[20:41] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> What is it Mia?
[20:41] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> SniperJoe[GOD] yeah but I don't chill in the csn chat infact this is the only public SF alliance chat I am in
[20:41] <%Mia[IRON]> I just sacrificed you to ShadowSlayer[RIA].
[20:41] <%Mia[IRON]> Josephine keep him company
[20:41] <%Croix> shouAS why is that?
[20:41] * Mia[IRON] runs away.
[20:42] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Well, odds are she wouldn't rip your balls off.
[20:42] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> heheheheh
[20:42] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> I'll bow out Mia[IRON]
[20:42] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Oh god Mia, how could you?
[20:42] <%Mia[IRON]> I never claimed to be nice.
[20:42] <%Mia[IRON]> :p

[Mia]

Warning: sexual content contained in these logs, look away if you are offended by that.

[21:03] * Mia[IRON] removes JayBooker's balls.
[21:03] * ninmeister[TLR] (Adam@coldfront-E1AC1E94.buffalo.res.rr.com) has joined #ria
[21:04] <%JayBooker> 0_0
[21:04] <%JayBooker> good thing im half asian...
[21:04] <%JayBooker> its painless lol
[21:05] <%Mia[IRON]> XD
[21:05] <%JayBooker> lmao
[21:05] <@ShadowSlayer[RIA]> XD
[21:06] * Crazyman93 (Mibbit@coldfront-37606C86.balt.east.verizon.net) Quit ( Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client )
[21:06] * JayBooker goes to the doctor to get my estrogen level raise
[21:06] * Crazyman93 (Mibbit@coldfront-37606C86.balt.east.verizon.net) has joined #ria
[21:06] <%JayBooker> 3 times the normal limit
[21:06] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> boobies
[21:06] * JayBooker censored grows taller and gets abbs lmao
[21:07] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> WAIT
[21:07] * JayBooker goes to the bunnyranch.
[21:07] <%JayBooker> ?
[21:07] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> why would it get abdominal muscles?
[21:07] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> it doesn't have....
[21:07] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> nvm
[21:07] <%JayBooker> lol
[21:08] * JayBooker injects more estrogen inside my body....
[21:08] * JayBooker goes rampage.
[21:09] * JayBooker takes everyone virginity in the channel
[21:09] <%Croix> ...what
[21:09] <%JayBooker> .
[21:09] <%Croix> estrogen is..
[21:09] * JayBooker looks at croix.
[21:09] <%Croix> not going to help you at all >_>
[21:09] <%Mia[IRON]> How can you take everyone's virginity if you just removed your own testosterone? <_<
[21:10] <%JayBooker> noooo.
[21:10] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> I don't think you know what estrogen is bro.
[21:10] <%JayBooker> i put alot in me lol
[21:10] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> testosterone does not mean genetails Mia
[21:10] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> :/
[21:10] <%Mia[IRON]> I know XD
[21:10] <%Mia[IRON]> But you need it to get an erection >_>
[21:10] <%JayBooker> .....
[21:11] <%Mia[IRON]> XD
[21:11] <%JayBooker> estrogen is just going to make me aggressive.
[21:11] <%JayBooker>
[21:11] <%Croix> ...no
[21:11] <%Mia[IRON]> Uhh...
[21:11] <%Mia[IRON]> I think you have it backwards.
[21:11] <%Croix> thats also testosterone:X
[21:11] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> We all know you're obsessed with erections Mia but you really need to tone it down there.
[21:11] <%Mia[IRON]> I refuse to go for the bait, Joe.
[21:11] <%Mia[IRON]> You're the whore here that likes it.
[21:11] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Damn you.
[21:11] <%Mia[IRON]> >_>
[21:11] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> Well an erection is just the penis being engourged with blood, use testostrone causes that, but adrenalin will cause it aswell Mia
[21:11] <%Centurion_Adamus[NPL|Trium]> what the...
[21:11] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Am not.
[21:11] <%JayBooker> wait a min.....
[21:12] <%Mia[IRON]> Are too Josephine.
[21:12] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Penis experts in this channel.
[21:12] <%JayBooker> i just enjected women harmones into my body..... 0_0
[21:12] <%Mia[IRON]> Yes...
[21:12] <%Mia[IRON]> You didn't realize that?
[21:12] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> xD
[21:12] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> why do you think I yelled boobies?
[21:12] <%Mia[IRON]> Now go out and be the best transgender you can be!
[21:12] <%JayBooker> lol.....
[21:13] <%Mia[IRON]> You do realize that is how they transition transgender?
[21:13] <%Mia[IRON]> <_<
[21:13] <%JayBooker> but i still has man harmones in me lol
[21:13] <%JayBooker> it actually make me bi....
[21:13] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> er
[21:13] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> no
[21:13] <%JayBooker> ?
[21:13] <%Mia[IRON]> Bi means you prefer both genders.
[21:13] <%Mia[IRON]> It doesn't make you .. bi.
[21:13] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Good god, someone get this man a biology lesson.
[21:13] <%JayBooker> lol i now
[21:13] <%JayBooker> bah
[21:14] <%Mia[IRON]> I literally just snorted my soda because I laughed so hard..
[21:14] <ShouAS[FEAR_CoIA]> people who have sex changes do not suddenly change sexuality aswell
[21:14] <%Mia[IRON]> These logs.. going up XD

[Brian]

[21:07:00] <%Mia[IRON]> moth
[21:07:00] <%brian|ria> moth
[21:07:03] <%Mia[IRON]> moth
[21:07:03] <%brian|ria> moth
[21:07:05] <%Mia[IRON]> moth
[21:07:05] <%brian|ria> moth
[21:07:07] <%Mia[IRON]> moth
[21:07:07] <%brian|ria> moth
[21:07:08] <%Mia[IRON]> moth
[21:07:08] <%brian|ria> moth
[21:07:10] <%Mia[IRON]> moth
[21:07:10] <%brian|ria> moth
[21:07:12] <%Mia[IRON]> moth
[21:07:12] <%brian|ria> moth

[Snowbound Milk]

<Croix> I heard Snowbound_Milk[RIA] was a girl

[Crazyman93]

I love how I somehow missed jaybooker getting schooled despite being online at the time

[Brian]

[00:44:18] <%Mia[IRON]> Simms[Olympus] I loveeee you.
[00:47:04] <%Simms[Olympus]> lol love ya too Mia[IRON] :p

[Sniper Joe]

(probably not safe for children or those with delicate sensibilities)

This is what happens when someone tries to fuck with RIA when I'm around:

[21:33] * hankidan[GATO] (chatzilla@9C7B18BB.59234647.ECA3E575.IP) has joined #ria
[21:33] <hankidan[GATO]> so
[21:33] <hankidan[GATO]> wheres the dow protecting your allies in polar
[21:33] <hankidan[GATO]> that should have came like a week ago
[21:34] <hankidan[GATO]> i'm begining to think we have a new optional alliance
[21:35] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Hahahaha
[21:35] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Go back to sucking off C&G you pathetic cunt.
[21:35] <hankidan[GATO]> Random Indecisive Alliance
[21:35] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You think you're all hard now.
[21:35] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Get the fuck out faggot.
[21:35] <hankidan[GATO]> go back to sucking off xiph
[21:36] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Good one dipshit.
[21:36] <hankidan[GATO]> don't you guys have a war to try and figure out how not to enter
[21:36] <hankidan[GATO]> i mean
[21:36] <hankidan[GATO]> infra before friends and all that
[21:36] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Don't you have a war to try and figure out how to lose?
[21:36] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> GATO is pathetic.
[21:36] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You are pathetic.
[21:36] <hankidan[GATO]> tell you what
[21:37] <hankidan[GATO]> back that up with some action
[21:37] <hankidan[GATO]> and we'll wipe the floor with youy
[21:37] <hankidan[GATO]> *you
[21:37] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Do you remember what happened last time GATO and GOD fought?
[21:38] <hankidan[GATO]> tell you what
[21:38] <hankidan[GATO]> you bring it
[21:38] <hankidan[GATO]> we'll see what happens
[21:39] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> When's the last time GATO did anything of any signifigance on its own?
[21:39] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You're followers.
[21:39] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Ankle biters.
[21:39] <[]> GATO, let's be honest. You're such a terrible alliance that your only achievement is being 'Worst Alliance Ever' for the longest period of time.
[21:39] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You're nothing.
[21:39] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Go drink some bleach faggot.
[21:40] <%Gibsonator21> oh hankidan[GATO]
[21:40] <%Gibsonator21> you poor pathetic fucker
[21:40] <hankidan[GATO]> pretty sure that our major achievement is being the oldest alliance on CN
[21:40] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Wow
[21:40] <hankidan[GATO]> gibs - comming from you
[21:40] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You exist.
[21:40] <+AngelRick[GOD]> Congrats on sucking for that long
[21:40] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Congratulations.
[21:40] <hankidan[GATO]> thats fucking rich
[21:40] <%Gibsonator21> i agree, coming from me you should take it to heart
[21:40] <%Gibsonator21> because i like you
[21:41] <%Gibsonator21> and jesus christ you've all become just terrible
[21:41] <%Gibsonator21> or maybe i was blind when i was with you
[21:41] <%Gibsonator21> who knows
[21:41] <%Gibsonator21> but wow
[21:41] <%Gibsonator21> you're even a Polar supporter
[21:41] <hankidan[GATO]> or, your blind now
[21:41] <%Gibsonator21> and you're in here trolling their allies
[21:41] <hankidan[GATO]> what allies
[21:41] <Jaiar> hankidan[GATO] your alliance has seen 12 days of war in the last 20 or so months...and even then you left your allies on the battlefield...and despite all that peace you guys finally made it to 8mil NS...gtfo
[21:41] <hankidan[GATO]> i don't see any allies
[21:41] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Hey Jaiar
[21:41] <hankidan[GATO]> i see a bunch of cowards hiding in a corner
[21:42] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> They're the oldest alliance in CN.
[21:42] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> That means something right?
[21:42] <hankidan[GATO]> its like that kid
[21:42] <%Gibsonator21> SniperJoe[GOD]
[21:42] <%Gibsonator21> tbf
[21:42] <hankidan[GATO]> playing duck duck goose
[21:42] <%Gibsonator21> NPO had them as a colony for about a year too
[21:42] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Yup.
[21:42] <%Gibsonator21> so, they werent sovereign for the whole time
[21:42] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> GATO's always been somebody's bitch.
[21:42] <hankidan[GATO]> "oh please don't pick me, oh please don't pick me, oh shit, he picked me, oh god, what do i do now"
[21:42] <+AngelRick[GOD]> What the hell are you saying.
[21:42] <%Gibsonator21> hankidan[GATO] why dont you counter some points instead of furthering your pathetic image
[21:43] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> He's grasping at straws because he has no ground to stand on whatsoever.
[21:43] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You came in here to try to troll and act like a hardass.
[21:43] <%Gibsonator21> oldest alliance in the game is only a nice recruiting chip
[21:43] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You failed.
[21:43] <%Gibsonator21> it doesnt give you a right to respect
[21:43] <%Gibsonator21> that has to be earned by doing something yourself
[21:43] <hankidan[GATO]> hey gibs
[21:43] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Go wrap your mouth around more C&G dick you shithead.
[21:43] <hankidan[GATO]> take a look at my casualties will you
[21:44] <%Gibsonator21> amazing
[21:44] <Jaiar> lol
[21:44] <%Gibsonator21> thats such a great argument
[21:44] <%Gibsonator21> you've accomplished so much
[21:44] <[]> If I could find GATO's casualties, I'd look.
[21:44] <[]> Unfortunately... I haven't seen any.
[21:44] <%Gibsonator21> [], they got about a weeks worth in february
[21:44] <%Gibsonator21> but they accomplished their goals!
[21:44] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You having casualties doesn't mean shit.
[21:44] <[]> I must have missed it...
[21:44] <%Gibsonator21> i wonder if Polar and RIA feel they're doign whats right
[21:44] <[]> With them being irrelevent and all
[21:44] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You're still a retarded follower in a retarded follower alliance.
[21:44] <%Gibsonator21> when GATO does it, its all good
[21:45] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You are the retarded little brother.
[21:45] <%Gibsonator21> i cant blame hankidan[GATO] tbqh
[21:45] <hankidan[GATO]> oh, and gibs, your right, i do support polar.  well, that is until grub pissed me off
[21:45] <%Gibsonator21> oh noes
[21:45] <%Gibsonator21> but yeah, anyway
[21:45] <%Gibsonator21> he doesnt know much on the outside world, just goes off what he's told
[21:46] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Then he shouldn't come in here talking shit and pretending he can tell his dick from a limp sausage.
[21:46] <%Gibsonator21> SniperJoe[GOD]
[21:46] <%Gibsonator21> show some respect
[21:46] <%Gibsonator21> they're the oldest alliance in the game
[21:46] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You're right, sorry.
[21:48] <%Gibsonator21> anyway
[21:48] <%Gibsonator21> that was fun
[21:48] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Yup.
[21:48] <hankidan[GATO]> thats only if their alliances don't puss out
[21:48] <%Gibsonator21> thanks for the heads up SniperJoe[GOD]
[21:48] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> LOL
[21:48] <hankidan[GATO]> and actually defend their allies
[21:48] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Keep trying
[21:48] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You may get somewhere
[21:48] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Or not.
[21:48] * %Gibsonator21 sighs
[21:48] <%Gibsonator21> he's almost as bad as bluestrike
[21:48] <hankidan[GATO]> i mean
[21:48] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Keep digging that hole you fucking ignoramus.
[21:48] <hankidan[GATO]> you guys should be able to see the writing on the wall,
[21:49] <hankidan[GATO]> first they came for polars allies
[21:49] <hankidan[GATO]> polar ignored it
[21:49] <hankidan[GATO]> then they came for polar
[21:49] <hankidan[GATO]> polar's allies ignored it
[21:49] <hankidan[GATO]> guess who's next
[21:49] <%Gibsonator21> GATO
[21:49] <+AngelRick[GOD]> ^
[21:49] <%aithne> ^^
[21:49] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> And the sad thing is that GATO will have had absolutely nothing to do with any of it.
[21:49] <%Gibsonator21> fun part is SniperJoe[GOD]
[21:50] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You'll ride the coattails of others with more charisma and political savvy than you.
[21:50] <%Gibsonator21> even if they were involved
[21:50] <%Gibsonator21> they would be torched
[21:50] <%Gibsonator21> and probably surrender
[21:50] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> And act like a hardass and claim victory for things you had nothing to do with.
[21:50] <%Gibsonator21> because they couldnt handle a week at war, let alone be near the center of a conflict
[21:50] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Go fuck yourself.
[21:50] <%Gibsonator21> jesus, you would fold soooo fast
[21:50] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You are a child.
[21:50] <hankidan[GATO]> gibs - we had our fun in the sun
[21:50] <%Gibsonator21> 4 years ago
[21:50] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> What, for the first few months of the game?
[21:50] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Blow me.
[21:50] <%aithne> so what, time to retire now?
[21:50] <hankidan[GATO]> GW1, GW2, GW3, GATO-1V
[21:50] <%Gibsonator21> "retired"
[21:50] <%Gibsonator21> that means washed up
[21:51] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> And exactly Gibs.
[21:51] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> They're trash.
[21:51] <%Gibsonator21> they've never recovered from NPO
[21:51] <%Gibsonator21> stats, sure, great stats
[21:51] <%Gibsonator21> thats it
[21:51] <%Gibsonator21> and they'd lose a quarter of them in a week
[21:51] <%Gibsonator21> just like last time
[21:51] <%Gibsonator21> then beg for peace
[21:51] <%Gibsonator21> while their allies remain fighting
[21:52] <%Gibsonator21> also
[21:52] <%Gibsonator21> i just lol'd
[21:52] <%Gibsonator21> Number of Soldiers Lost in All Wars.    704,585 Attacking + 1,138,750 Defending = 1,843,335 Casualties
[21:52] <%Gibsonator21> for 1600 days
[21:52] <%Gibsonator21> thats not a lot at all
[21:52] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Wow
[21:52] <hankidan[GATO]> i will gaurentee you that we can outfight GOD
[21:53] <%Gibsonator21> prove it
[21:53] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You fought GOD before!
[21:53] <hankidan[GATO]> lets see the DoW
[21:53] <%Gibsonator21> we already gave you exhibit A a few months ago
[21:53] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> And you were fucking slaughtered.
[21:53] <%Gibsonator21> lmao
[21:53] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You idiot.
[21:53] <%Gibsonator21> "we can beat you, so hit us"
[21:53] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> God you're so goddamn dumb.
[21:53] <+AngelRick[GOD]> How many allies would you have to pull in to beat us now?
[21:53] <%Gibsonator21> all of C&G
[21:53] <hankidan[GATO]> none
[21:53] <%Gibsonator21> just to stand a chance
[21:53] <%Gibsonator21> i bet they would bring LoSS
[21:53] <%Gibsonator21> LoSS would take out SF by itself
[21:54] <%Gibsonator21> .. or they'd lose their entire upper tier in a round to the smallest SF alliance
[21:54] <+AngelRick[GOD]> hahaha oh gosh
[21:55] <%Gibsonator21> they're scared
[21:55] <%brian|ria> sounds good to me
[21:55] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> I'd tell GATO to send someone halfway competent next time they want to troll, but they don't have anyone.
[21:55] <hankidan[GATO]> you do realize that CnG would wipe the floor with SF right
[21:55] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Oh well!
[21:55] <%Gibsonator21> they wont do it without allies
[21:55] <%Gibsonator21> then declare dude
[21:55] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> GATO won't do anything without the approval of their masters.
[21:55] <+AngelRick[GOD]> Come on, it's just GOD, apparently you can beat the crap out of us
[21:55] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Just like always.
[21:55] <%Gibsonator21> dont come in bragging about how great you are and how bad we are, then say come at me
[21:55] <%Gibsonator21> back something up
[21:56] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Man you just don't know when to quit do you?
[21:56] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You should have stopped pretty much right after I started talking and made you look like an ass.
[21:56] <%aithne> joe, you're taking him seriously?
[21:56] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> But you didn't.
[21:56] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Of course not.
[21:56] <hankidan[GATO]> i'm a little stubborn
[21:56] <hankidan[GATO]> ask gibs
[21:56] <%Gibsonator21> true
[21:57] <%Gibsonator21> but you should at least have something to back up your argument
[21:57] <%Gibsonator21> not just "come at me bro"
[21:57] <%Gibsonator21> or say you'd beat us, when we stomped you in the last war
[21:57] <hankidan[GATO]> you know that half of GATO is more hippy than France right
[21:57] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Thanks for backing up what I've been saying???
[21:58] <hankidan[GATO]> and need to be attacked before actually giving a fuck in a war
[21:58] <%Gibsonator21> yet you constantly talk up how great you are and how you could beat x alliance
[21:58] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> LOL!
[21:58] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You are great.
[21:58] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Can we keep you?
[21:58] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> I'll keep you in a nice little cage and feed you and piss in your face every once in a while.
[22:01] <%Gibsonator21> guess he crawled back in his hole and will appear next time he's called
[22:01] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Dunno Gibs
[22:01] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> I thought that a couple times.
[22:01] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> But he always came back for more.
[22:01] <%Gibsonator21> its pathetic tbqh
[22:01] <hankidan[GATO]> ill be back
[22:01] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> I sure hope so.
[22:01] <%Gibsonator21> please dont
[22:01] <hankidan[GATO]> till i see a fucking dow thread
[22:01] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Hahahaha
[22:01] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You are not worth it.
[22:01] <hankidan[GATO]> course
[22:01] * %Gibsonator21 sighs
[22:02] <hankidan[GATO]> juding by the population of SF
[22:02] <%Gibsonator21> old GATO was cool
[22:02] <%Gibsonator21> this GATO needs to be curbstomped
[22:02] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You're GATO!
[22:02] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You can't talk shit about anyone in the game.
[22:02] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Not even Legion.
[22:02] <%Gibsonator21> ^ lol its true
[22:02] <hankidan[GATO]> everyone can talk shit about lolegion
[22:02] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Get the fuck in reality please.
[22:02] <%Gibsonator21> no
[22:02] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> No.
[22:02] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You are that pathetic.
[22:02] <%Gibsonator21> Legion did something
[22:02] <%Gibsonator21> they stopped sucking anothers cock and put up
[22:02] <+AngelRick[GOD]> Legion actually stood up for themselves.
[22:02] <%Gibsonator21> you havent
[22:02] <PapaJacky[Legion]> you'd only talk shit about legion because you're sucking CnG's cock
[22:03] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You talk shit and hide behind the skirts of those more intelligent and powerful to you waiting for things to happen.
[22:03] <PapaJacky[Legion]> maybe if gato grew balls again
[22:03] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You're worthless.
[22:03] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> And have been since the beginning.
[22:03] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> You take up space.
[22:03] <hankidan[GATO]> really, we didn't stand up for ourselves?
[22:03] <+SniperJoe[GOD]> Fuck yourself.
[22:03] <%Gibsonator21> no
[22:03] <%Gibsonator21> you didnt
[22:03] <hankidan[GATO]> GW1, GW2, GW3, GATO-!V
[22:03] <%aithne> so brian, is this how wars are started?
[22:03] * %Gibsonator21 facepalms
[22:03] <hankidan[GATO]> *1V
[22:03] * Gibsonator21 sets mode: +b *!*@9C7B18BB.59234647.ECA3E575.IP
[22:03] <PapaJacky[Legion]> why do you think IRON actually has respect
[22:03] * hankidan[GATO] was kicked by Gibsonator21 (you're an idiot, to think i used to like you)

[Mia]

[23:08] <brians_bot> brian hasn't logged in the rear
[23:08] <%Mia[IRON]> XD
[23:08] <@brian|ria> lol wut
[23:08] <@aithne|ria> ROFLLLLL!!!!
[23:08] <%Mia[IRON]> Wow, your own bot insults you!
[23:08] <@brian|ria> stfu bot
[23:08] <@brian|ria> i hate you too :\
[23:08] <%Mia[IRON]> That is hilarious :p
[23:08] <@brian|ria> ;_;
[23:08] <%Mia[IRON]> Need to train that bot better.

[Gangs]

Wow...there's a LOT of Mia here...

[Fake from State Jarm]

<llamavore[RIA]>: I heard you were better than moth
<CelesteA>: yesh
<llamavore[RIA]>: big words considering moth is pretty damn good
<CelesteA>: im better
<llamavore[RIA]>: you realize moth is a virgin right
<llamavore[RIA]>: what sets you apart from the crowd
<CelesteA>: im a girl
<CelesteA>: and underage
<CelesteA>: and notoriously known for being easy
<CelesteA>: thats what sets me apart
<llamavore[RIA]>: ....
<llamavore[RIA]>: that's fairly common on the internet though
<llamavore[RIA]>: this is basically a glorified tryst between young things discovering their sexuality and the bottom feeders who need them

(several minutes go by, nothing)

<llamavore[RIA]>: ... I guess I called your bluff

[Mia]

That is a good log.

[Lanna]

I STILL REMEMBER YOU!

LOVE, LANNA

[Pterrydactyl]

<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: I'm kinda discouraged from buying Mass Effect 3 (from Gamestop) because I heard it was in the genre "RPG"
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: To be perfectly honest, I thought it would be more like Call of Duty. Like, I thought it was going to be like Call of Duty in space.
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Well, it turns out, you have to pick through dialog options and what not
<Crazyman93>: ....
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: No wonder I didn't hear about this series until a week ago
Crazyman93 beats the shit out of JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: I think I'm going to cancel my preorder
<Crazyman93>: People like you ruined video games
<Hurricane>: video games aren't ruined?
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: lmao
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: No amount of prelease DLC bonuses can make me suffer through an "RPG"
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: What does that even stand for
<Crazyman93>: Role Playing Game
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: Raging Piece of Garbage
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Tha'ts pretty vague
<Crazyman93>: You damn kids. Back in my day people cared about the fucking STORY!
<Hurricane>: rocket propelled grenade
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Because I thought all games you play a role
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Like Mario
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: Master Chief
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: That's an RPG right
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Because you play the role of Mario
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: And it's a game
<Crazyman93>: An RPG involves your character growing in skill
<Croix>: well the more you play a game
<Croix>: the more skill you get at it
<Crazyman93>: As in, not shooting everything
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Well that doesn't make any sense
<Pterrydactyl>: Please, everyone knows. that Story is on it's way out. If you don't have FPS multiplayer, you won't make any money
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: How does Role Playing have to do with a grinding shit fest?
<Crazyman93>: You also take an avtive role in the story
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Oh, so you mean you choose between good and evil decisions?
<Crazyman93>: The worst part is Pterrydactyl is that companies think that way
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: because it's true
<Pterrydactyl>: And those companies make money
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: That's cool.
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: what was the last successful RPG game?
<Crazyman93>: Mass Effect is an Action-RPG you clown
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: there wasn't one
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: So Role Playing Games = Black and White story lines
<Crazyman93>: No. Mass Effect gives you more options then that
<Croix>: man
<Pterrydactyl>: The last successful RPG was skyrim, and thats because it was more FPS than RPG.
<Croix>: fuck all y'all
<Crazyman93>: Or at least the last one will
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: But, it doesn't mean "playing the role of a character"
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: This is confusing.
<Croix>: the japs made the best rpgs
<Croix>: like final fantasy.
<Croix>: all of them
<Crazyman93>: Lol Turn Based Grindfests
<Crazyman93>: Final Fantasy sucks
<Croix>: so much better than INTO SPACE
<Pterrydactyl>: technically
<rodrod|afk>: dude
<rodrod|afk>: if you think
<Pterrydactyl>: all games are RPGs then jeff
<rodrod|afk>: ff is better than me3
<Pterrydactyl>: I mean, your playing the role of Master Chief
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Pterrydactyl, that makes sense to me
<Croix>: rodrod|afk
<Croix>: i do.
<Pterrydactyl>: when he's running around killing the covenant.
<rodrod|afk>: you should unistall windows
<rodrod|afk>: right now
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: So, what games aren't role playing games?
<rodrod|afk>: throw your ps3 out the window
<Pterrydactyl>: maybe chess?
<Pterrydactyl>: or Jenga?
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Well, no
<Crazyman93>: CoD isn't an RPG
<Pterrydactyl>: Yes it is
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Because in Chess you take the role of the general of the black or white forces
<Pterrydactyl>: you take on the ROLE of a character
<Crazyman93>: It's a game sold exclusivly on multiplayer
<Croix>: rodrod|afk
<Pterrydactyl>: it's got a leveling system
<Crazyman93>: No you don't
<Pterrydactyl>: isn't that what makes it an RPG?
<Crazyman93>: You shoot shit
<Croix>: i play ff on my ps3 and my windows
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Crazyman93, I actualy played Black Ops, and you did have a role
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: I think it's an RPG
<Croix>: You play as viktor
<Pterrydactyl>: yea.
<rodrod|afk>: Don't hate on viktor
<Crazyman93>: You're all idiots and the reason I abandoned my dream to design video games
<Crazyman93>: Nice job assholes
<Pterrydactyl>: OH WAIT
<Croix>: don't worry
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: I make video games
<Pterrydactyl>: TF2 must be a roleplaying game
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Crazyman93, I don't understand
<Pterrydactyl>: because you pick different classes.
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: it is
<Croix>: now you don't have to learn how to be a wizard
<Croix>: programming is sorcery
<Pterrydactyl>: technically, it's Technomancy.
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Crazyman93, I actually paid for Call of Duty MW3 four times so I could have all the bonus DLC.
<Croix>: also ShadowSlayer[RIA] think's hes a game dev. but all he does is make pretty pictures and add stuff to a folder called "WILL FINISH LATER I SWEAR"
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: I think I'm the opposite of an asshole
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: In fact Crazyman93
<Pterrydactyl>: I bought the unlimited ultimate edition of MW3 for $4000
<Pterrydactyl>: $400*
<Pterrydactyl>: you could only get it straight from activision
<Croix>: i bought the one for mw2
<Crazyman93>: That makes you an idiot
<Croix>: i wanted the nvg
<Croix>: >_>
<Pterrydactyl>: it came with a remote control mini-helicopter
<Crazyman93>: <_<
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: I think I should be called a philanthropist, Crazyman93
<Pterrydactyl>: and a life-time to the COD online
<Croix>: I PLOAY MY VIDEO GAMES WHILE WEARING NVG
<Crazyman93>: Activision freely admits they don't give a flying fuck about their customers
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Not everyone is heroic enough to enjoy all the features of a game.
<Pterrydactyl>: LIES
<Pterrydactyl>: activision loves their customers
<Pterrydactyl>: look at what they did with blizzard
<Pterrydactyl>: I mean, ninja-pandas?
<Pterrydactyl>: AWESOME.
<Pterrydactyl>: I'm probably gonna resubscribe
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: I already did
<Crazyman93>: If I want a game that's sold on Multiplayer, I'll go buy fucking WoW
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: six months
<Crazyman93>: Or Star Wars Galaxies
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: why don't you?
<Crazyman93>: Or StarWars the Old Republic
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Wow Crazyman93
<Crazyman93>: BECAUSE I CAN'T DEAL WITH IDIOTS!
<Pterrydactyl>: WOw has too much story.
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: You called me a bastard who ruined your dream to make video games
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: But you play that Star Wars WoW clone
<Pterrydactyl>: oh yea
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: I have to say
<Pterrydactyl>: SWTOR is just a WOW clone
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: You are absolutely right.
<Croix>: star wars sucks
<Croix>: :|
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: SWTOR is probably the best game I've never played
<Crazyman93>: I actually don't play MMOs
<Pterrydactyl>: I'd say that too if I didn't want to be embarrased.
<Croix>: I believe Kenny has a gif about my feelings on swtor
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: MW3 was the best one I ever played
<Crazyman93>: And honestly, WoW defined MMORPGs, so everyone is going to copy them
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: nothing else even compares
<Crazyman93>: ....
<Crazyman93>: MW3 is a prettier MW2
<Pterrydactyl>: MW3 defined the next generation of videogames.
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Well me talk about Star Wars MMOs
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: fuck that
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: MW3 IS the next generation
<Pterrydactyl>: It's just so awesome.
<Pterrydactyl>: i know!
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: MW3 defined my generation
<Croix>: pfft
<Hurricane>: mw3 is the best game
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: I don't see anything else ever beating it, except MW4
<Pterrydactyl>: It completly crushed BF3 as well.
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: History books will talk about MW3
<Croix>: black ops was the best call of duty
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: which I already preordered
<Croix>: ever
<Crazyman93>: If MW3 defined video games I'll throw all of my gaming shit out and go get a fucking desk job being miserable
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Chapter in American History "Revolution of Art" will cover MW3
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: how doesn't it?
<Hurricane>: I bought swtor like 10 days ago for $80
<Hurricane>: haven't even played it yet
<Hurricane>: FUCK YOU, SCHOOL
<Pterrydactyl>: don't worry hurricane
<Pterrydactyl>: it sucked
<Hurricane>: I don't know
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>:
<Hurricane>: it's pretty good to play mmo's with goons
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: it was decent for an Indie game I thought
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>:
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>:
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Ignore those file names
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: They are "ironic"
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: I actually think it's the greatest game ever
<Pterrydactyl>: it can't be the greatest game ever
<Pterrydactyl>: MW3.
<Pterrydactyl>: no questions asked
<Pterrydactyl>: though, I hear that new halo might be a contender.
<Hurricane>: is that really what the senior game designer looks like?
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Yes Hurricane
<Crazyman93>: ShadowSlayer[RIA]: MW3 is a generic FPS with little focus on story, a tacked on single player, an pretty graphics
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Isn't he beautiful
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: I'm genuinely excited for Halo
<Hurricane>: Uh tare:
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: what are you talking about
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: The Story is the best part of MW3
<Pterrydactyl>: Mw3 is amazing.
<Hurricane>: but LOL at the dance zone thing
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: seriously, it's amazing
<Hurricane>: seriously, you could dance and avoid enemies?
<ShadowSlayer[RIA]>: I've never even seen anything else with as much depth or character development
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>:
<Hurricane>: that's great
<Pterrydactyl>: I mean, it's a complely different experience than the others, and pushs everything over the top.
<Crazyman93>: ... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: MW3 is a better RPG, but Star Wars TOR is pretty okay
<JeffGoldblum[TheRIA]>: Better than WOW, that's for sure
<Crazyman93>: You're all a bunch of fucking idiots

[Shadow]

[16:46:24] <%Cpt[GOD]zilla> SniperJoe: did you hear what happened to me
[16:46:29] <%Cpt[GOD]zilla> where you there
[16:46:44] <%SniperJoe> What happened?
[16:47:07] <%Cpt[GOD]zilla> had to threaten some 12 year old kids with a knife
[16:47:25] <%brian|ria> how big a knife?
[16:47:44] <%brian|ria> or are you using a euphamisum for your penis?
[16:47:44] <%SniperJoe> Why?
[16:47:47] <%Cpt[GOD]zilla> well it was like a folding pocket knife
[16:48:13] <%Cpt[GOD]zilla> has a 6 inch blade
[16:48:30] <%brian|ria> so your penis
[16:48:36] <%brian|ria> gotcha
[16:48:56] <%brian|ria> also why?
[16:49:04] <%Cpt[GOD]zilla> but yeah, it was like 1:30am and i was just sitting in my house on the computer without a shirt
[16:49:14] <%Cpt[GOD]zilla> and there's this kid looking in my window and i was like "wtf"
[16:49:24] <%Cpt[GOD]zilla> then there were like more of them looking in my window
[16:49:40] <%Cpt[GOD]zilla> so i go outside and was like "get the fuck away from my house"
[16:50:17] <%Cpt[GOD]zilla> and they were like "what are you going to do?" and i had my knife in my hand because i didn't know how old they were, because it was really dark out and they coulda been trying to rob me
[16:50:41] <%Cpt[GOD]zilla> and i was like "worry about yourselves, not what i'm gonna do" then they ran away
[16:50:50] <%SniperJoe> Nice.
[16:51:53] <%brian|ria> so pro
[16:52:40] <%Cpt[GOD]zilla> the whole time this was happening it was talking to KCToker