Hilarious trolling over facebook

[KingRanter]

So zblewski got a friend request from this girl he didn't know, and they got in an argument because she's a dumbass. I decided i wanted in on this, so i added her, and i started a fight myself. This is how it went down so far.

Thomas Decosse
Merry Month o' June 14 roundabouts 12:12 in the mornin'
o hai, do i know you?
 
Katie Redwood
Merry Month o' June 14 roundabouts 8:05 in the evenin'
idk you added me..
 
Thomas Decosse
Merry Month o' June 14 roundabouts 10:24 in the evenin'
Do you like beavers?
 
Katie Redwood
Merry Month o' June 15 roundabouts 10:02 in the mornin'
no..
 
Thomas Decosse
Merry Month o' June 15 roundabouts 4:24 in the evenin'
I though all you fancy bitches were bi?
 
Katie Redwood
Merry Month o' June 16 roundabouts 2:34 in the evenin'
LMAO.
k so like, you add people and be retarded like this?
clearly you dont know who i am.
which makes you pretty pathetic.
get a life.
 
Thomas Decosse
Merry Month o' June 16 roundabouts 6:46 in the evenin'
Tell that to Mike Bleskie, you dumb whore.
 
Thomas Decosse
Merry Month o' June 19 roundabouts 4:02 in the evenin'
you seem dumb-struck
 
Katie Redwood
T'day upon the hour of 5:26 in the evenin'
who the hell are you lol
 
Thomas Decosse
T'day upon the hour of 5:31 in the evenin'
I'm the guy that your mother sneaks out of the house to see every Thursday evening
 
Katie Redwood
T'day upon the hour of 5:37 in the evenin'
wow fuck you get two claps for that come back lol so WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU :] is that question clear yet
 
Fetchin'
Thomas Decosse
T'day upon the hour of 5:40 in the evenin'
Fuck you, I'm a dragon!
 
Katie Redwood
T'day upon the hour of 5:50 in the evenin'
urrrr fucckkkked man, go waste ur fuckin time on someone else dude
 
Thomas Decosse
T'day upon the hour of 6:00 in the evenin'
So I hear you're a "straight A student with scholarships coming out of [your] ass"
 
Katie Redwood
T'day upon the hour of 6:20 in the evenin'
alright Mr. Dragon Tales. let me get this striaght. you either creeped on your little homosexual partner and read his sweet inboxes from me or he's spreading the fuckin word about himself. So you can fuck right off, eat up all of my scholarships, and then you can fuck right off again :] Tell mike to forward the message to you cuz i really dont feel like repeating myself. the same applies to you chum. so once again fuck right off or just go and fuck bleskie. got it?
 
Thomas Decosse
T'day upon the hour of 6:37 in the evenin'
wow, gay jokes, i can tell that you're a straight A student. Dragon tales, I have no idea what that means, but I'm sure it was meant to be insulting. Now, I don't really understand, what message do you want mike to forward to me that I haven't seen already? do you mean this one to him? I would understand if that was the case because your stupid little blonde head couldn't comprehend who you were talking to halfway through your rant.

And don't call me chum, chum. It goes unappreciated.
 
Katie Redwood
T'day upon the hour of 7:05 in the evenin'
dont worry CHUM i didnt forget who i was talking to. and do you really want to continue this cute little facebook battle cuz i always get the last word. though you'll probably be monitering your computer for my next response while you and mike jack each other off and giggle about it, i got shit to do so our battle has to take a party break, not that you know anything about partying. just a fucking heads up. got that? k good. and about the message mike should forward to you, along with it should be for you too to once again FUCK RIGHT OFF AND THEN GO FUCK YOURSELVES. got that one too? k cool you fucking flaming homosexual bitch! :]
 
Thomas Decosse
T'day upon the hour of 7:27 in the evenin'
the gay jokes, always with the gay jokes, you should understand that they're very ineffective. And again, there's no message for mike to forward to me, you seem to be stuck on that false fact.

And i'm running out of things to say because you've said so much and yet so little. maybe expand your vocabulary a bit or something. Maybe you'll learn a new word while you're drinking with your asshat friends.
 
Katie Redwood
T'day upon the hour of 8:08 in the evenin'
im surprized to hear that youve already run out of things to say so early in the battle soldier. another heads up and be lucky im giving you so many heads ups, dont fucking start about my "asshat" friends. im not sure who you think you fuckin are but let me give you a reality check. DONT fuck with me or my firends  got that one too? oh and did i mention yet that you should FUCK RIGHT OFF. oh wait i did but your still wasting ur time fucking bleskie over there. im surprized you have any free hands chum. one last thing. honestly, why are you wasting ur time arguing with someone you dont know over facebook inboxes? hmmmm how old are ya bud. give up fuck lol PS. bleskie might get jealous that ur talking to a girl so go finish him off . paaaaaccceee chum

Thomas Decosse
T'day upon the hour of 8:18 in the evenin'
"heads up", "got that?", "Fuck right off", gay jokes, and hypocrisy. that's all i'm getting from anything you're saying. I see a lot of words, but I'm not reading very much. and i can say anything I want about your faggot friends while you say shit about mine. oh, and heads up, you're gay, got that? fuck right off. =D

i'll keep posting these, and i want input on how to make this funnier.

[Thunder Strike]

paaaaaccceee chum

....

[KingRanter]

her newest reply

hypocrisy eh? you dont even fucking know me badzzz. if thats all ur getting from what im saying, then why arent you fuckin listening by now dude. fuck i wonder why i keep saying it. maybe you actually should fuck off!!! OMG how about that bitch. got it yet? just checking if you caught my message yet. again fuck off. btw you never answered my question...scroll up and read it bitch dont ask what it is chum. paaaaceee go mix urself a drink while ur doin it..fuckin at least be doing something on a saturday night besides fuckin blesk and inboxing..seriously try it

I swear to god, i'm fuckin' speechless. I honestly have no idea how to respond to this drabble.

[Jenne]

Funny, I was just slumming around facebook for old cumdumpsters too.

[KingRanter]

nevermind, i wasn't that speechless. I came up with somethin

.... *cough*

you've said virtually nothing. your "question", if it isn't the hundreds of times you've said "got it?", is probably "why are you wasting ur time arguing with someone you dont know over facebook inboxes?" just FYI, i didn't make this a fight. you did. I was just trolling you, and you got raged. in such an event, I have succeeded. and if it was "Who the fuck are you?" than i've given you two answers already, and my name is next to every message I send.

[Vixen of Gefaehrlich]

You trolled a troll, lol. I must say.. She is a stubborn idiot to be determined to keep messaging you as often as she does to prove she has the last word in that.

[KingRanter]

You trolled a troll, lol. I must say.. She is a stubborn idiot to be determined to keep messaging you as often as she does to prove she has the last word in that.

She's already run out of things to say, she's just saying the same thing over ans over again for that precise reason. She had to bring up a previous question just to fill in some space.

[zblewski]

This is my convo with her. The first was when she originally added me and went on for a while, the second was when he told Tomasz to fuck me.

'scuse me
Betwixt Katie Redwood 'n Ye
 
Mike Bleskie
Februarrry 15 roundabouts 4:00 in the evenin'
I'm not sure who you are.
 
Katie Redwood
Claim yer Matey
Februarrry 15 roundabouts 4:01 in the evenin'
Report this foul scribblin' ter' the cap'n
hey babee, im not sure who you are


 
Mike Bleskie
Februarrry 15 roundabouts 4:02 in the evenin'
...Then why did you waste your time adding me?


 
Katie Redwood
Claim yer Matey
Februarrry 15 roundabouts 4:03 in the evenin'
Report this foul scribblin' ter' the cap'n
your not a waste of time in my books


 
Mike Bleskie
Februarrry 15 roundabouts 4:08 in the evenin'
Let me repeat. I have no clue who you are. Adding complete strangers is for MySpace.

If I knew you, that would be a different story.



 
Katie Redwood
Claim yer Matey
Februarrry 15 roundabouts 4:10 in the evenin'
Report this foul scribblin' ter' the cap'n
...k?



 
Mike Bleskie
Februarrry 15 roundabouts 4:12 in the evenin'
Fine, you win >_>



*About this point, I add her, look at pictures on her pofile and decide she's an alcoholic slut, and save a few incriminating photos before deleting her from my list*



Mike Bleskie
Februarrry 15 roundabouts 4:28 in the evenin'
On second thought, fuck it. You look like the kind of person who goes to the tonicular kid parties, drinks until she does something stupid, listens to the Jonas brothers and/or gangsta rap just because it's an "in" thing, spread chain mail, subscribe to that screaming lunatic "Fred" on YouTube because "he's soooooo cuuuuteeee!!1" dresses in preppy clothes because it "HAS TO SAY HOLLISTER ON IT", does nothing but take photos of herself in the mirror on afternoons, and so on and so forth. You braindead people sicken me to the core.



 
Katie Redwood
Claim yer Matey
Februarrry 15 roundabouts 4:43 in the evenin'
Report this foul scribblin' ter' the cap'n
Well arent you too quick to judge. YOU ARE A BITCH AHAHAHA. I do party, I dance the fuck out of my night, not a big fan of the Jonas, don't follow society, don't know who the fuck screaming Fred is on youtube but now that you mention it, im fucking checking it out, I wear Holister, don't have fuckin time to take pics of myself because i party too much, and am a straight A student with scholarships coming out of my ass. Now you can go back to gaming, stop judging people, stop taking friend requests so seriously on your OVERRRATED facebook account, and stop arguing with people you dont even know. So if you want me to judge you, you dont party, you game way too much for life to handle, you are a facebook creep, you need to take more showers, you need to smoke a dube or something so you can calm the fuck down, you are a virgin and need to get laid right NOW but you deff dont have a girlfriend, secretly you want me, you can stop jacking off to this conversation cuz your shocked a girl added you, you are way to gay to title your inbox reply as "scuse me", youre still square, never touched alchohol but wish you did, and now you wish you never fucking acted like you were better than me in the first place! so you can go fuck yourself.



 
Mike Bleskie
Februarrry 15 roundabouts 5:16 in the evenin'
A point-by-point analysis...

- "YOU ARE A BITCH AHAHAHA" does not inspire confidence in the fact you have "scholarships coming out your ass", nor does it inspire confidence in your intelligence.
- Take my honest advice: avoid Fred.
- Hollister (or AE, or A&F, or any of those for that matter): an excuse for Chinese clothing sweat shops to profit on MTV by spreading their clothes all over.
- Listen, berating people is WHAT I DO. Read about troll at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)
- I don't care about facebook, but obviouly you do. I check my facebook account maybe once a week, and your request happened to be that time.
- Of course I don't party. I don't care.
- Of course I game. I don't care.
- I'm type 1 diabetic, so why would I smoke anything that puts me at a risk of putting me in a coma if I'm not careful?
- I lost my virginity last year. Irrelevent.
- I don't want anybody at this point, especially people who are on the highway to killing themselves with stupidity.
-Check my friend's list for girls. OH, I'M SO SHOCKED A GIRL ADDED ME, all right.
- I guess I should be more sorry for trying to be polite when sending a message.
-Alcohol tastes like shit, and it's bad for my blood glucose. Like I care.

Oh, and I'm not better than you. We're all human, born on this planet, to live a few thousand days just to find out we will all die, alone, never to come back. Put that in your bong and smoke it.

Second part:

I'm eating up your scholarships! =O
Betwixt Katie Redwood 'n Ye
 
Mike Bleskie
T'day upon the hour of 6:25 in the evenin'
They taste delicious.
 
Katie Redwood
Claim yer Matey
T'day upon the hour of 6:27 in the evenin'
Report this foul scribblin' ter' the cap'n
Good to see that you and ur fuck buddy have good communication. so fuck right off since you didnt catch that before. or you can just keep inboxes me since you clearly have nothing better to do. BITCH
 
Mike Bleskie
T'day upon the hour of 9:08 in the evenin'
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH.

As if that's your best retort. Epic failure.

[KingRanter]

on my side

Katie Redwood
T'day upon the hour of 9:45 in the evenin'
to clear it up again its why are you wasting ur time arguing with someone you dont know? got it bitch? and trolling is the biggest oxshit ive ever heard so you can go fuck urself since you havent already and heres a new one...YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF :] happy?
 
Thomas Decosse
T'day upon the hour of 10:03 in the evenin'
I actually did, indeed, answer your question, so "clearing it up again" wasn't necessary. my exact words were

your "question", if it isn't the hundreds of times you've said "got it?", is probably "why are you wasting ur time arguing with someone you dont know over facebook inboxes?"

I answered that, and i would like to ask you the same question. Why are you arguing with me if you don't even know me? Why are you getting so pissed off, i'm over here LAUGHING MY ASS OFF at the stupid shit you're saying!? You've obviously run out of things to say, and can't figure out any insults or find any loopholes in my logic to make a new insult from it, stop making this into a fight, because you can't win a battle of wits against someone who is smarter than you.

also, you're doing that thing where you judge before you understand again. learn what trolling is, because i've been doing it to you this entire time and i can tell you've just about lost it. and "you can fuck right off" isn't a "new one", you've used it in every message so far. it seems to be your calling card.

[Flask]

Why are you guys even wasting your time, seriously? You are not "winning". If ya can't troll right, don't troll at all.

[KingRanter]

what is said must be said to see how hilarious her next reply will be, as they are deteriorating. you should see zblewski's last one.

[Shadow Smudger]

Part of me wants to add her.

Part of me wants to add you.

[KingRanter]

you can go ahead and do both.

[Leo]

Tell her you got a friend who will probably get better scholarship offers than her. When she argues, tell her to improve her grammar before trying to tell people she's smart.

Thirty-three suckas!!! West side!

[Vixen of Gefaehrlich]

Tell her you got a friend who will probably get better scholarship offers than her. When she argues, tell her to improve her grammar before trying to tell people she's smart.

Thirty-three suckas!!! West side!

Indeed. It is hard to believe someone who cannot even take the time to capitalize her sentences or use any grammar would be eligible for anything more than a pell-grant at best, lol. But if she is rich enough to indulge in parties and nice cloths, not even that. I would hate to be the person trying to read her requests for scholarships.

[Thunder Strike]

She probably didn't request the scholarships, was probably her wealthy and well connected parents.

Always fun to watch those people when they have to cope with living by themselves.

[Vixen of Gefaehrlich]

She probably didn't request the scholarships, was probably her wealthy and well connected parents.

Always fun to watch those people when they have to cope with living by themselves.

You mean she doesnt work her butt off all day to earn all the money she spends on drugs, booze, clothing, and other living expenses? *Gasp*  

[Thunder Strike]

She'll probably be manipulating a rich boyfriend to pay for all that stuff.
It is basically the same as prostitution without having to stand on a street corner.

[Vixen of Gefaehrlich]

She'll probably be manipulating a rich boyfriend to pay for all that stuff.
It is basically the same as prostitution without having to stand on a street corner.

I love your outlook on that. Interesting, and funny... And saddly true I would guess.

[Ganon5]

Umm... these are pretty big assumptions considering they're about someone that nobody here has even met