Hilarious trolling over facebook

[BlutSaugger]

I'ma add her. Then I'm gonna make her cry. Then I'm gonna wipe those tears from her face and pee on her keyboard while dunking her computer in the tub... Just to see her cry again. Any objections?

[BlutSaugger]

And, uh, there's like a ton of Katie Redwoods... Wanna send teh link?

[Vice Man]

Am I too old school if I find it absolutely incredible that people post their real names on the mother-fucking Internet?

[IronSoldier820]

Congratulations, you all just won a free internet. Now go have a cookie.

[KingRanter]

And, uh, there's like a ton of Katie Redwoods... Wanna send teh link?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=515598997

[BlutSaugger]

I figured it was either her or the other tarded looking one. Let the bashing begin!

[BlutSaugger]

She's being all cautious now... I think you guys scared her...
 
Katie Redwood
On this day at 8:28am
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do i know you?
 
JohNny Crowley
On this day 9:11am
Yeah, we met the other day and you suggested I look you up on facebook. Johnny, remember?
 
Katie Redwood
On this day at 9:49am
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nooo i dont,
where was this?
 
JohNny Crowley
On this day at 9:51am
At the grocery store. I was the cashier.

[BlutSaugger]

She's being way too cautious, I need to know her location. It won't tell me...

 
Katie Redwood
On ths day at 9:51am
Different katie maybee?
 
JohNny Crowley
On this day at 9:55am
No, it was you. I remember faces very well. You said we should party sometime, and to look you up on Face Book.
 
Katie Redwood
On this day at 9:58am
i dont remember thatt ,
but i supose sounds like something i would do..?

mindyouu, we dont live anywhere near eachother, how would i possibly be at a grocery store you were working at? :S

[Vixen of Gefaehrlich]

She's being way too cautious, I need to know her location. It won't tell me...

 
Katie Redwood
On ths day at 9:51am
Different katie maybee?
 
JohNny Crowley
On this day at 9:55am
No, it was you. I remember faces very well. You said we should party sometime, and to look you up on Face Book.
 
Katie Redwood
On this day at 9:58am
i dont remember thatt ,
but i supose sounds like something i would do..?

mindyouu, we dont live anywhere near eachother, how would i possibly be at a grocery store you were working at? :S

Some stalker you are.  Lol.. Not even knowing the location of your prey before starting. Gotta think ahead.

[BlutSaugger]

It happens. I'm lazy.

And I think she caught on when I asked if she liked burritos.

[KingRanter]

I think you're just not doing the right things to piss her off, she's got over 900 friends, she can't know all of them

also, updates on my end

Katie Redwood
T'day upon the hour of 11:17 in the mornin'
YOUR SO UGLY,
 
Thomas Decosse
T'day upon the hour of 1:46 in the evenin'
use proper grammar. I believe what you meant to say was "You're so ugly." You need to differentiate "your" from "you're" and you need to use periods rather than commas at the end of sentences. I'll leave be your use of capitals because I'm sure you wanted to seem like you were yelling. Also, I can see you're running out of things to say, and your insults bounce off me like superballs off of a brick wall. Find something better to do with your time, you don't seem like one who spends a lot of time on the internet. I'm actually having fun fucking with your head, but you just seem to be trying to hold on and get the last word in. you can't do it, because I spend a lot of time on my computer doing things like programming and hacking etc, so when I get an alert from facebook saying you sent a message to me, I'm already at my computer and I can often reply immediately.

[Leo]

I'm actually having fun fucking with your head

Follow it up by saying you know a guy who'd like to fuck her...(me...not in real life though since she looks a little fugly)...

[Thunder Strike]

I just had an awesome idea.

Lets get her and Moth together.

[Leo]

What about me!?

[Thunder Strike]

Well like you said, you have my mum.

Don't get greedy.

[Leo]

Okay...

[zblewski]

Katie Redwood
Claim yer Matey
Merry Month o' June 20 roundabouts 9:50 in the evenin'
Report this foul scribblin' ter' the cap'n
gooooooooooooooooddddddddddd oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. did you and ur friend fuck yet...or is that irrelevant? oh and if you havent heard yet YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF
 
Mike Bleskie
Merry Month o' June 20 roundabouts 10:00 in the evenin'
NO MERCY FOR THE RETARDED!
DOWN WITH THE CURSÈD ONE!
الله أكبر
أشهد أن لا إله إلاَّ الله و أشهد أن محمد رسول الله
BLESSINGS BE UPON ALLAH!

[BlutSaugger]

JohNny Crowley
June 22 at 10:13am
I just moved to Massachusetts about a month ago, but while trying to change my location, I changed my network. I wanted to stay in the network with all my friends, so I tried to just add it to my current networks, but it changed it back. It sucks, but whatever. I have dumb moments at the worst times, I swear! lol

So how have you been since the other day?
 
Katie Redwood
June 22 at 10:17am
KKKKKKKK, so you live in Massachousetts? :S
 
JohNny Crowley
June 22 at 10:17am
Sudbury, yeah
 
Katie Redwood
June 22 at 10:18am
what grocery store??
lol
 
JohNny Crowley
June 22 at 10:20am
Shaw's Market.
 
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Katie Redwood
June 22 at 10:21am
see i wasen't there.
i actually think you have the wrong person.

i dont live in massachousettes,
sorry.
 
JohNny Crowley
June 22 at 10:35am
You and your friend were talking about someone harassing you on Facebook? I swear it was you, though. You are identical to the gal who asked me to look her up on Facebook.
 
Katie Redwood
June 22 at 10:37am
haha, people DO harass me on facebook.
but i havent even heard of that 'shaws market'
and not to mention, i dont live in massachousettes, nor in the States for that matter,
 
JohNny Crowley
June 22 at 10:39am
Weird, because I still swear it's you. But since it's not and we're chatting already, do you like waffles?
 
Katie Redwood
June 22 at 10:41am
haha, alrght.

and not a fan.. what about you?
 
JohNny Crowley
June 22 at 10:43am
Of course I like waffles. I mean, how can you not? Just add syrup and damned precious flavors! What about Burritos?
 
Katie Redwood
June 22 at 1:21pm
lol sooo random.. haha
 
JohNny Crowley
June 22 at 1:25pm
Hey, I'm a random kinda guy. Which is why you were all over me at the store you supposedly weren't at.

So, if you don't live in the states, where 'bouts is you?

My update. She also added me as a friend earlier today. Then sent another message to her reading:

How is things going with you? And are those burritos yummy, or do you not like them? You didn't answer before. I need to know.

My next step is to speak in German to see what happens there. And if she speaks German, I'll find someone to translate into Spanish (Teh Mexican version). Then I'll find something else and start the bashings.

[KingRanter]

you're being too nice. >_>

on my end, I still haven't got a reply from her yet. I'm pretty sure she's shat her pants by now.

[BlutSaugger]

you're being too nice. >_>

You only think I'm being nice. I'm aimed for information at the moment. Then, I will attack. There's gonna be random silly questions and shit so she doesn't quite get what I'm doing, then all at once we shall attack in a violent manner and make her pee her pants crying. I've done this before, it's PsyOps for trolling.