Author Topic: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation (Read 121203 times)

king maguga · « **Reply #660 on:** May 03, 2010, 05:53:27 pm »

Granted, but it is haunted

by a world war 2 era tank crew of nazi ghost and they hang you!

I wish I had a ww2 era american jeep! 8)

Echorion · « **Reply #661 on:** May 03, 2010, 09:10:05 pm »

Granted, but it is broken.

I wish I had a samurai sword.

king pajuga · « **Reply #662 on:** May 03, 2010, 09:41:06 pm »

granted

however it gets lost in the mail

wish I had a motorcycle

Electric Mango · « **Reply #663 on:** May 03, 2010, 09:44:09 pm »

Granted, but it's a p.o.s. crotch rocket that you ride to Sturgis South Dakota and you get your ass kicked by a bunch of bikers on Harley's. They make you their bitch but in the end, you strangely enjoy it.

I wish I could control my dreams.

king maguga · « **Reply #664 on:** May 03, 2010, 09:55:56 pm »

Granted, but the only thing you dream for now on is a dream of the village peoples YMCA music video over, and over....... and over every night for the rest of your life! .... enjoy!

I wish I owned an upscale italian restaurant! 8)

Electric Mango · « **Reply #665 on:** May 04, 2010, 08:04:04 pm »

Granted, but it becomes the local hang out of the mafioso and you are killed in a hit carried out in your fine dining establishment.

I wish people wouldn't be so retarded.

Echorion · « **Reply #666 on:** May 05, 2010, 01:30:22 am »

Granted, but now they are all smarter then you.

I wish I would be a mafia boss.

king pajuga · « **Reply #667 on:** May 05, 2010, 05:49:33 am »

granted but they find out you secretly love Leo and kill you

I wish for a new banjo

Echorion · « **Reply #668 on:** May 05, 2010, 07:09:04 am »

Granted, but all your string rip right away and stab your eye out

I wish for a better monitor

king maguga · « **Reply #669 on:** May 05, 2010, 10:16:40 pm »

Granted, but it has a hidden web camera in it and the entire ria watches you for a month before you realize it!

I wish I owned a Liquor/beer and wine store

king pajuga · « **Reply #670 on:** May 05, 2010, 11:05:25 pm »

granted however it isn't long before you go out of business due to assfatmaximus and norm

wish I had a pine cone

Echorion · « **Reply #671 on:** May 06, 2010, 11:50:49 am »

Granted, it's in your ass though.

I wish for a new flight stick.

king pajuga · « **Reply #672 on:** May 06, 2010, 06:58:53 pm »

granted

however it breaks the first time you sit on it

IC

Jenne · « **Reply #673 on:** May 06, 2010, 07:41:20 pm »

Granted. Someone sticks a coin in your ass.

I wish people would stop spamming RIA for a couple days and go spam the RIA vs. IRON spam war.

Echorion · « **Reply #674 on:** May 06, 2010, 11:39:15 pm »

Granted, but someone spams porn on their topics, sparking a war.

I wish I wouldn't have to work on my senior page right now.

Isaac Matthew · « **Reply #675 on:** May 07, 2010, 10:58:06 pm »

Granted but you fail all your credits for not doing your senior page and you have to repeat the grade...

I wish i had some weed right now

king pajuga · « **Reply #676 on:** May 08, 2010, 07:58:25 am »

granter however its brown dope, you get a headache and shit your pants

wish I had a new pillow

Electric Mango · « **Reply #677 on:** May 08, 2010, 08:27:59 am »

Granted, and it's awesome. You quickly fall into a deep and peaceful sleep and dream of eating giant marsh mellows, only to wake up and find your pillow is missing.

I wish my farts smelled like fresh baked bread.

king maguga · « **Reply #678 on:** May 08, 2010, 09:52:30 am »

Granted, but it's only because your underwear is made from pumpernickle bread!

I wish I had a 1,000 acre parcel of land in a prime location!

Pattara · « **Reply #679 on:** May 08, 2010, 07:51:39 pm »

granted, it's got nuked.

i wish for faster internets.

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