Ever wanted to fucking kill a grave digger?

[Fortress]

I'm gonna go play FF7.

Play FF8, I think it's a lot more fun and relaxing.

[Azural]

The trick to getting in a relation is to not look for one. Before you know it, you've accidentally fell into one without even meaning to it. I say this in all honesty, a lot of people's problems are looking for a relationship. This leads to being desperate, which doesn't lead anywhere good.

This.




I can't believe I just did that to one of Iron's posts...

[—-]

/shock and awe

[Leo]

Ah, so who here wants to hear one of my womenz stories? It's good, I promise.

[wethepeople]

^_~ Is it a smexy womenz story?

[Leo]

Not especially, but I actually have two. Both happened during the same class, but in the opposite order that I give them to you. Why? Because the first one has nothing to do with me. It's kinda funny though.

#1:
In order to get this, you gotta know who sits around me, so I'll draw a nice informative, bad drawing for you.
............................................|Guy(isn't involved)
Guy(isn't involved)...........|Girl(Definitively involved)|Guy(not involved)
Girl(involved in next story)....|Me..........................|Girl(not involved)

Ok, the girl in the middle is the main character here. We were sitting in class talking(the small group around me), but some other friends of mine were bouncing a small rubber ball around the room off desks. A "well-aimed" bounce went down the girl's shirt and we die laughing. The guy didn't do it on purpose, but that didn't stop it from being hilarious. She didn't think so, but I still laughed. Later in the day, we had another class together and I said it to a friend and she said that it wasn't funny, and I was like, yeah it was.

#2:
This is the main story. You see, the girl I like sits to my left, and the girl in front of me had to switch seats with the guy in front of her today(bad idea). That guy and I always mess with her cause she's a Bengals fan and they suck, so she's always messing with us and we're calling her ugly and fat and all that shit. It's also worth noting that somehow I'm still her "Spanish sweetheart." The girl who sits next to me likes flirting with me and when she starts, she goes on for at least a few minutes. To avoid confusions, the girl I like is now girl #1, while the other girl is girl #2.
Girl #2 turned around since we weren't doing anything in class and mentioned about me being her Spanish sweetheart. Girl #1 immediately fought back saying that she loved me. Girl #1 asked me if I would marry her, so I said yes of course. Girl #2 immediately asked the same thing, being the pimp that I am, I said no. Girl #2 wasn't happy, but Girl #1 was still flirting saying stuff like that she could kiss me all day long and that she loved me.




Am I awesome or what? Like Iron said, the best thing to do is not try. Even when they're talking to me, I respond with yes or no, and sometimes a little more, but I never initiate the conversation. I have a feeling that we're not going to be doing much on Friday due to Fall break being next week, and that means that womenz(specifically girl #1) will be all over me.

Also, at the beginning of the class that this happened in, people were talking and some guy was saying how good the Giants were. I said his name a couple of times, but he didn't here, so since she's right next to him, Girl #1 was like "(Insert name here), my boyfriend's trying to talk to you." I didn't say anything about it, but it did surprise me a little.

[IronSoldier820]

The trick to getting in a relation is to not look for one. Before you know it, you've accidentally fell into one without even meaning to it. I say this in all honesty, a lot of people's problems are looking for a relationship. This leads to being desperate, which doesn't lead anywhere good.

This.




I can't believe I just did that to one of Iron's posts...

Oh no, quick, take it back! Before th-

**Universe implodes**

[Lanna]

Ermmm... been in... countless "one-week" relationships when I was 15-ish years old.  Three "serious" relationships in the past couple of years.  I'm currently in a relationship with someone in RIA... lol, and I love him regardless of what anyone says.   If a relationship doesn't work, then it won't work no matter what you do.  There is such thing as couples who physically interact with each other everyday and they still end up with a break up or divorce.

Azural is a great guy.

[Kam]

Bah, I've been in a relationship for the last 6 months with the chick I posted up in the pic thread. She's a bitch though... All she's good for is complaining, but I still love her.

[Lanna]

Bah, I've been in a relationship for the last 6 months with the chick I posted up in the pic thread. She's a bitch though... All she's good for is complaining, but I still love her.

Wow.

[Azural]

O_o

[Kam]

Hey now, I can say this! She's my woman. Today she was all bitchy anyways, she's complaining to her friend that we didn't have sex in the last two weeks, we have tried, but I can't do it when she's talking while I'm trying to get it on, plus now she's on the rag. I used to not go down on her, so she made the biggest thing of that, all I got was complaining "my other boyfriends this and that," then when I finally did go down on her, a guy I didn't like her talking to calls her at 5 in the morning while we're fucking!!! That was like 3 weeks ago. I haven't went down on her since. She just screwed up so much I don't find her really that attractive. Sex feels like a chore, I'd rather just wack it.

[IronSoldier820]

Bah, I've been in a relationship for the last 6 months with the chick I posted up in the pic thread. She's a bitch though... All she's good for is complaining, but I still love her.

Quite the ladies man. You should also try thinking for them and lying to them, they love that too.

[Kam]

Bah, I've been in a relationship for the last 6 months with the chick I posted up in the pic thread. She's a bitch though... All she's good for is complaining, but I still love her.

Quite the ladies man. You should also try thinking for them and lying to them, they love that too.

Oh but I do! Don't forget the junk in the box thing, classic.



How old are you? Or umm, better question, why are you taking me so seriously?

[IronSoldier820]

How old are you? Or umm, better question, why are you taking me so seriously?

Depends on what song I'm listening to really. Right now I'm listening to Dr. Bombay so I'm not in a very serious mood at all.

[Lanna]

All that, and you love her?  Really?

[pbutt209]

yes quite a few actually!!

[ace of spades]

*raises hand* yes i'm in a relationship, my first one actually *sweat drop* but i'm glad that i didn't have any sooner (like everyone else in my school that started in 6th and 7th grade...) highschool's a good place to start relationships, a good place to experiment being with different people

[Vector]

congrats ace, good luck with it!
I remember my first time in a relationship....happy times

[erictheholeking]

well i've been in to many relationships to count (i was a male whore when i was between 16-25 years old) most of my relationships where less than a month long(just in them 4 the sex) but at age 25 i got married stayed with her for 10 years and then it went to hell(the marriage) so i divorced her. Well i've had 3 or 4 girlfriends since then and now i just got married again( on october 19th) I hope this is the last time I ever get married! My wife ( we've been together 3 years before we got married) says if i ever want a divorce "she is going to throw me infront of a semi" so i guess this is the last relationship of my life! LMAO, unless i find some stray one night stand at a bar when my wife isn't around. Yeah right if she ever found out she'd kill me for sure. My days of whoring around are now over.Take it from me "get all the sex you can before you get married because you sure don't get much after the wedding" !!!!