The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation

[Zimbagwe]

Granted.  But only i'm allowed to ride in it.

I wish i wasn't so lazy sometimes.

[Koorosheh Kabir]

Granted, but u become a workoholic and work yourself to death.

I wish I could be fully refreshed by one hour of sleep.

[king maguga]

Granted, but every time you go to sleep your bowels atuomatically and violently evacuate!


I wish I was extremely wealthy!

[Koorosheh Kabir]

Granted but you are not allowed to spend your money.

I wish I lived in a mansion.

[king maguga]

Granted, heres your mansion it's not as nice as it was when it was new ....well it's  slightly dilapidated
but hell it's paid for and all yours you just have to move in!
 
I wish I could buy anything I wanted!

[Koorosheh Kabir]

Granted, but all you want is dildos.

I wish for a pear.

[king maguga]

Granted, here you go but the pear is rotten and comes with this guy!



I wish I had a cheese pizza!

[king pajuga]

Granted however it is Cheese made with rat milk.

Wish I Could go to sleep.

[Gangs]

* G-zom slits pajujus throat

Goodnight.
I wish I was become is an or i ising penis insomniac again...

[Zimbagwe]

Granted.  But once nightfall comes you are strapped into your bed forced to look at just the ceiling for hours on end whil you are awake.

I wish i had an elite force of body-guards that did whatever i ordered them to do.

[king maguga]

Granted, but they are oompa loompas and can only sing what ever you want them to!


I wish food didn't make humans fat!

[Koorosheh Kabir]

Granted, they make you skinny, so either way you either look like you're going to die from starvation or you do die from starvation.

I wish humans didn't need food to live!

[Zimbagwe]

Granted.  Humans now need gasoline to survive.  Enjoy paying 50 bucks a day just to live  

I wish i didn't have to pay for gas.

[king maguga]

Granted, you now eat 50 pounds of beans a day and bottle your own gas ....a process that is physically exhausting and consumes all your time by the way!... and your car won't run on that kind of gas .

 


I wish you the best of luck on your gas bottling endeavors!

[Becks For Dinner]

You wish him best of luck but he never hears you and falls into a terrible depression, eventually killing himself.

I wish junk food was healthy for you.

[Zimbagwe]

Granted.  But all junk food is now turned into elephant testicles.

I wish i could control objects with my mind.

[Koorosheh Kabir]

Granted, but u can't control your own body.

I wish for peace in the middle east 

[king maguga]

Granted, but the rest of the world nukes each other! ... and then the middle east starves to death.


I wish war was never invented!?!?

[Zimbagwe]

Granted.  It's just called nation homicide now.

I wish i had batteries that never ran out of power.

[king maguga]

lol / Granted but they explode and cause you to go blind!


I wish I could be invisible when ever I wanted to be!