This is no introductory thread...

[Kam]

 

I've been getting the feeling I'm talking "too much."
So I decided to make this thread!

Invasive, arrogant, outgoing, and self centered, I am those things, but I'm also fair, intelligent, funny, witty, and organized.


Let's face it, I know just as much about you guys, as you know about me. In this game, I know nothing! Nation building? I LOVE IT! Do it without you? I COULDN'T DO IT! I'm very much like a fetus right now, you know? I depend on pussy. Wait, I think that sounds bad. That's more of a real life thing... On these forums, I'm very much like a newborn, the interaction I receive from my family (you guys) shapes whatever I may become.

In the game of leadership (well I don't want to sound cocky but I have my deck of cards to deal out) I am very much like a King of Clubs. Clubs such as RIA, and clubs to hit people over the head with when they're out of line. There's always the Ace who can bring the King down, but I'm lazy, I'm the King and nothing more than your average asshole: I don't care. (Personality wise, mind you). In this organization all I can do is be a Jack of all trades for the moment being, because you guys really don't know me yet, you don't know how active I'll be, I'm a newbie. Whatever.

Fact is, there used to be a game called Star Craft (they're coming out with SC2 for those of you who didn't know), and in that game I recruited 200 troops who'd sign in once a day to my website. If you want the actual number of recruits it would be in the 1000's counting the drop-out rate. This crew was called Clan eXposure. My brainchild. I made a squad in there dedicated to ladder games (games that count for stuff). I later got bored though, that would be around the year of our lord 2000.

After that it was Counter Strike where I made Cal-I. Got sick of it, went to Day of Defeat, made Cal-I again, got bored of it. In DoD I was very clan active. I usually retained a senior NCO position. Guidance and advice, no real leadership bullshit. Then I stopped playing games and I started chasing pussy. That got me here. Haven't been doing much games... Ever. They're of no interest to me anymore and my girlfriend can't stand them. This place, 10 minutes a day on a game I can do. 1 hour on a forum keeps me "active" haha.

I'm not here to butt in anyone's face, you can't fight seniorities (unless... you're a politician, dun, dun, dunnnn.)

I'm here for three reasons:

1. Give advice, in any way possible, make something good even better.
2. Make that little bitch nation of mine kick some ass.
3. Complain about my girlfriend.

And that's all folks.

I'm just Kam. There's nothing else to me, and if you got a question, then ask away.

[Vector]

would you rather be thrown off a cliff or shot?

[Kam]

would you rather be thrown off a cliff or shot?

Hanged as a martyr.

NEXT!  

[Kaiser]

All I can say is that you sound awesome. Just keep doing what your doing. Eventually you will be well known enough so that you are not thought of as a newb anymore. Also you need to start recruiting people to join RIA...

[Flask]

There's a rule that you can't go on a semi-self-destructive/appreciative forgiveness and enlightening rant until you have at least 1,000 posts.

[Kam]

There's a rule that you can't go on a semi-self-destructive/appreciative forgiveness and enlightening rant until you have at least 1,000 posts.

Where can I feed on spam? I'll be back in 5 minutes...

[Flask]

There's a spam board.

[Vector]

^^no longer just one topic

[Commisar Gaunt]

Kam, my girlfriend has a pussy as well.  It seems we have something more in common than our strikingly good looks, charming wits, and lack of motivation to spam on the spam board.

[Joker]

I'm very much like a fetus right now, you know? I depend on pussy.

XD

[wethepeople]

Nice.

[—-]

You're good, I actually read all that.

And, XD

[Mr_Cynic]

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Anyone who's been here long enough/knows me well enough can guess what that means.  >_>