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So this old guy was trying to get me in his car...
« on: July 10, 2008, 08:20:40 pm »
I went for a bike ride, right? And it's about 8:45 pm so I'm about 6 blocks away from my house, just on my way to cross this intersection when this old guy in a *green* car says "Hey, sweetie, you wanna get in?" So, I freak, ran the red light and went home.


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« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2008, 08:38:29 pm »
A young girl like you shouldn't be outside alone that late. I just wanted to give you a ride to your home, but sure, ignore me. That's the last time I'm nice to you.
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« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2008, 09:16:54 pm »
take a bike ride with me next time, I know a great place to bike downtown.
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« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2008, 09:23:48 pm »
But I'm not in Manhatten

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« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2008, 09:40:00 pm »
tase i thnk shes a little young for you no?
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« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2008, 09:48:20 pm »
*borat voice* very nice, very nice

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« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2008, 09:54:32 pm »
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tase i thnk shes a little young for you no?
Ive got a girl, she's just a friend
yes, WAY young for me.
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« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2008, 10:00:47 pm »
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tase i thnk shes a little young for you no?
Ive got a girl, she's just a friend  
yes, WAY young for me.

Ahem. You're a little old for me.
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« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2008, 11:32:01 pm »
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I went for a bike ride, right? And it's about 8:45 pm so I'm about 6 blocks away from my house, just on my way to cross this intersection when this old guy in a *green* car says "Hey, sweetie, you wanna get in?" So, I freak, ran the red light and went home.


Not into guys over 90. *twitch*

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« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2008, 11:33:52 pm »
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I went for a bike ride, right? And it's about 8:45 pm so I'm about 6 blocks away from my house, just on my way to cross this intersection when this old guy in a *green* car says "Hey, sweetie, you wanna get in?" So, I freak, ran the red light and went home.


Not into guys over 90. *twitch*

THEN WHY DO YOU LIKE ME

BBBBAAAAWWWW

bcos you're mentally stuck at 14


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« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2008, 11:41:32 pm »
we all know you went into the old guys car and went on a magical adventure
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« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2008, 11:53:58 pm »
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we all know you went into the old guys car and went on a magical adventure
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« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2008, 11:56:39 pm »
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tase i thnk shes a little young for you no?
Ive got a girl, she's just a friend  
yes, WAY young for me.

Ahem. You're a little old for me.
And you wear lipstick. XD
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My cat watches me have sex, he's not the only one.
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« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2008, 12:09:36 pm »
C-Zom. The shit, didn't see you XD


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