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Offline Damen

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« on: October 06, 2007, 09:02:37 pm »

*in a jet, above the jungles of the NPO*

Damen: Are you stupid?! You’re smoking a cigar at 20,000 feet! Do you know how dangerous that is!
Crazy: Who the fuck gave you the cigar anyway?
????: *continues smoking *
Damen: …
Crazy: Whatever. Your funeral
Intercom: approaching Destination. Agent, prepare for jump
Damen: You heard him, get up!
????: *jumps out of plane *
Intercom: Alright. We’ll be ready to send you off in a few mi-…where the fuck did he go!?
Crazy: ...
Damen: …
Flask: *bursts into room with a cigar in mouth * Why the fuck did you let him jump!?
Damen: …He looked at us scary-like
Crazy: Why the fuck do you have a cigar?
Flask: *tosses cigar * Pansy
Damen: Who is he anyway?
Crazy: *lights cigar * No idea
Flask: They call him Agent Justice. But he’s more commonly known as C-Zom.
Crazy: * takes puff of cigar* Wait THE C-z- *suddenly bursts into flames and falls off plane *
Flask: Kid, you’re smoking it wrong!
Damen: …
Flask: You want one?
Damen: …No thanks
Flask: Pussy…*lights another *


Metal Gear SolRId: Chicken Choker

This may or may not be made into an actual skit. All names may or may not represent actual characters
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[23:02] loren: You're pants are very fun

Andy says:
lorens not responding so HI LORENS MOM
Andy says:
HELLO BARBARA
Andy says:
I KNOW YOUR NAME
Andy says:
I'VE SEEN YOUR DAUGHTER NAKED, HAVE YOU?
loren says:
FUCK YOU MAN
loren says:
SHE ALMOST SAW THAT
loren says:
O_O

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« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2007, 09:04:55 pm »
ADD ME NAOW PLOX.
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« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2007, 09:05:25 pm »
That was simply a trailer.
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[23:02] loren: You're pants are very fun

Andy says:
lorens not responding so HI LORENS MOM
Andy says:
HELLO BARBARA
Andy says:
I KNOW YOUR NAME
Andy says:
I'VE SEEN YOUR DAUGHTER NAKED, HAVE YOU?
loren says:
FUCK YOU MAN
loren says:
SHE ALMOST SAW THAT
loren says:
O_O

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« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2007, 09:15:04 pm »
Amazing!
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« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2007, 09:15:05 pm »
This isn't a double post...
« Last Edit: October 06, 2007, 09:15:36 pm by smeeth »
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« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2007, 09:21:33 pm »
ME!
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« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2007, 09:54:16 pm »
I'm not going to bother to ask you to add me because I have that feeling that I'll be implemented as a villain of some sort regardless.
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« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2007, 10:04:25 pm »
You already are a villain


Add me?
« Last Edit: October 06, 2007, 10:04:41 pm by Loren »
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« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2007, 10:27:47 pm »
Dibs on Ocelot.
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« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2007, 11:18:39 pm »
C-Zom...you're Snake.

>_>
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[23:02] loren: You're pants are very fun

Andy says:
lorens not responding so HI LORENS MOM
Andy says:
HELLO BARBARA
Andy says:
I KNOW YOUR NAME
Andy says:
I'VE SEEN YOUR DAUGHTER NAKED, HAVE YOU?
loren says:
FUCK YOU MAN
loren says:
SHE ALMOST SAW THAT
loren says:
O_O

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« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2007, 11:50:50 pm »
Dibs on random guy who gets shot!
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« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2007, 04:18:21 am »
It looks absolutely FANTASTIC (AMAZING (Spectacular (Stupendous))) so far, but unfortunately I have no idea who I'm supposed to be, seeing as how I've never played a Metal Gear game. Fill me in?
« Last Edit: October 07, 2007, 04:19:15 am by Flask »
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« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2007, 07:41:22 am »
You're supposed to be one of the commanders that sees Snake off. You're going to be the main commander that C-Zom calls if something goes wrong.
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[23:02] loren: You're pants are very fun

Andy says:
lorens not responding so HI LORENS MOM
Andy says:
HELLO BARBARA
Andy says:
I KNOW YOUR NAME
Andy says:
I'VE SEEN YOUR DAUGHTER NAKED, HAVE YOU?
loren says:
FUCK YOU MAN
loren says:
SHE ALMOST SAW THAT
loren says:
O_O

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« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2007, 07:42:41 am »
I see. Well then, carry on.
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« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2007, 03:38:31 pm »
add me as the guy who runs around throwing knives at people randomly
« Last Edit: October 07, 2007, 03:38:50 pm by Lord Doom »
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