Author Topic: Fuck my life (Read 1896 times)

Mr_Cynic · « **on:** March 29, 2009, 08:37:32 pm »

Mkay. So I'm on a Model UN trip. Girl I was kinda sorta interested in was sitting at me with dinner. I'd kinda already written off my chances, but I was like, "Hey, might as well talk." So we did. A friend of hers walks up and says hi. She replies, "Let's go over there. I'm bored just sitting here." I've already submitted that one to FMylife.com.

Thunder Strike · « **Reply #1 on:** March 29, 2009, 08:48:20 pm »

I don't see why you would be interested in a girl that would be that rude to someone.

Go for girls who actually have a heart instead of ones who feel the need to rip other peoples hearts out of their chest.

Mr_Cynic · « **Reply #2 on:** March 29, 2009, 09:01:10 pm »

Do you think I'm still after her?

Leo · « **Reply #3 on:** March 29, 2009, 09:06:23 pm »

Wow, that's downright cold. I'd be pissed too.

Mr_Cynic · « **Reply #4 on:** March 29, 2009, 09:10:27 pm »

I wasn't pissed. I don't even get pissed at that kind of thing anymore. I actually cheered her up when she was depressed later that night. Not worth it to hold grudges, particularly because I doubt she meant it the way it sounded.

Leo · « **Reply #5 on:** March 29, 2009, 11:02:00 pm »

I will accept that post only if by cheered her up, you mean banged the shit out of her.

nIveK oGre · « **Reply #6 on:** March 30, 2009, 12:06:59 am »

what a bitch. dont even sweat it.

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #7 on:** March 30, 2009, 03:11:32 am »

yeah like you said she probably didnt mean it that way. besides, if you had a vadge you'd be bored just sitting there too. penises make everything more interesting than it should be.

Ganon5 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 30, 2009, 03:35:52 am »

At first I read this as 'Fuck my wife' and I was like 'ok, if you insist'

Aaron · « **Reply #9 on:** March 30, 2009, 04:16:27 am »

Did you sodomise her later on that night?

sircrimson · « **Reply #10 on:** March 30, 2009, 08:06:01 am »

WARNING USELESS POST>....

Ummm I'd fuck your life but you know it's a bit used for my taste.... :

anyways go with what was said above above... mmm useless post

Mr_Cynic · « **Reply #11 on:** March 30, 2009, 12:52:32 pm »

Yeah, that was a useless post.
And no, no sex. Although, today at the airport when we got home, everyone got a goodbye hug... Except for me.

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 30, 2009, 02:56:29 pm »

Dude, you're pathetic. If the two of you were friends it be different.

Leo · « **Reply #13 on:** March 30, 2009, 03:28:22 pm »

Quote from: Mr_Cynic

Yeah, that was a useless post.
And no, no sex. Although, today at the airport when we got home, everyone got a goodbye hug... Except for me.

You should have surprised her by randomly hugging her when she wasn't paying attention.

Delta1212 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 30, 2009, 07:18:20 pm »

This reminds me of me two years ago

smeeth · « **Reply #15 on:** March 30, 2009, 07:24:03 pm »

Quote from: Leo

Quote from: Mr_Cynic
Yeah, that was a useless post.
And no, no sex. Although, today at the airport when we got home, everyone got a goodbye hug... Except for me.
You should have surprised her by randomly fucking her when she wasn't paying attention.

Mr_Cynic · « **Reply #16 on:** March 30, 2009, 07:30:36 pm »

Quote from: Delta1212

This reminds me of me two years ago

Maybe I have hope yet to turn into an anthropomorphic cupcake.

Fake from State Jarm · « **Reply #17 on:** March 30, 2009, 08:06:07 pm »

often, the best way to get girls to pay attention to you is to ignore them...

Leo · « **Reply #18 on:** March 30, 2009, 08:06:15 pm »

I like Smeeth's idea better.

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #19 on:** March 30, 2009, 08:14:18 pm »

Quote from: Delta1212

This reminds me of me two years ago

This isn't even funny....
Did I bitch on RI?
<_<

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