If I've had no luck with women by the age of 30...

[Shadow gamer]

Cynic, I felt just like you before I found my girlfriend. Don't worry, if I can find someone so can you.

Which is a sure sign you've never met me.

Listen, I met someone, even though I'm a passive aggressive, jackass, who is lanky, wears glasses, and is uncoordinated as hell. I think I got you beat.

[Mr_Cynic]

Jackass?  HAH!  I doubt you can beat me.

[evil greg guy]

Cynic, im pretty sure both me and kaiser have you beat. But alas, i have a girlfriend. Its not fucking impossible, youre just trying to hard.

[Shadow gamer]

I challage you to see who the bigger Jackass is!

I will begin... I once told a girl she would be more tonicular if she was a slut.

[Mr_Cynic]

I broke up with my ex by telling her to join a convent.

[evil greg guy]

i once made fun of a girl with dyslexia, called her an illiterate bitch.

Also, i made a call that my friends relationship wouldnt last more than 3 months. And when it didnt, i wanted to rub it in his face.

[Shadow gamer]

I have made a friend of mine question his own sexuality to the point he thought he might be gay.

[Mr_Cynic]

I don't keep a running count.  It's just my stuff is more of constant (I mean completely constant) sarcasm, unfriendliness, antisocialness, and just being a general ass to people for no reason.

[Shadow gamer]

I don't keep a running count.  It's just my stuff is more of constant (I mean completely constant) sarcasm, unfriendliness, antisocialness, and just being a general ass to people for no reason.

Well... You might want to stop doing that.

[Mr_Cynic]

Yeah, because I haven't tried before.

[Shadow gamer]

Yeah, because I haven't tried before.

You see that's what I'm talking about.

[schneereich]

hm, similarly, if i dont get laid before im 50 i win $50. so of all the fifty dollar bills in the world, thats the one that i DONT want.

[Jukers]

Cynic, don't worry about it. Someone will like you for you no matter how much of an ass you may be. I've known worse who have gotten married and who even have kids.

Just don't judge unfairly and you won't get judged unfairly  back.

[Crunka]

and you gotta quit bitching.

god, if i knew you i would slap you across the face, called up some bitches, and gotten you laid before you can even say "i love cock", because by that time you'll realize your gay.

if you can't say anything nice then don't say anything at all...it works.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

My chances of even getting a girl friend seem fairly slim at the moment.

You are 15 years old.

[—-]

Interesting thread to read.

[Jukers]

My chances of even getting a girl friend seem fairly slim at the moment.

You are 15 years old.

When I was 15, I had boyfriends.... >.> and I did things....>.>...<.<...>.>

[—-]

My chances of even getting a girl friend seem fairly slim at the moment.

You are 15 years old.

When I was 15, I had boyfriends.... >.> and I did things....>.>...<.<...>.>

<__<

'Kay, I'm now I feel left out XD

[Jukers]

Why do you feel left out?

[—-]

Maybe more in the group of no bf/gf's >.>