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Offline smeeth

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« on: October 09, 2007, 01:41:51 am »
Any takers?
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« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2007, 01:44:32 am »
>_>

Oh smeeth.
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« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2007, 01:46:33 am »
Lol, this is the intrawebz. I figured it'd be a good place to start, no?
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« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2007, 01:49:24 am »
Very true. Well you know where I stand. Hahahaha.
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« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2007, 02:01:38 am »
Oh, oh, oh!!!  PICK ME, PICK ME!!!

Anyways, honey... I take it didn't go well with that girl in real life or did you not have guts to ask her out?   *hugs*

Seriously though... you shouldn't look for a relationship.  It'd happen when it happens.
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« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2007, 02:15:03 am »
I'm single.


I'm also male but...you can't have everything.
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« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2007, 07:43:49 am »
All you need you do is keep hiring hooker until you find one with a heart of gold.
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« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2007, 08:03:48 am »
Well how will I know if they have a heart of gold if I don't kill them?
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« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2007, 10:24:05 am »
Do the density test thing, just like Archimedes.
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« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2007, 10:28:14 am »
get arrested and go to prison. i saw a show once about how all these girls have some kind of inmate fetish, and they have a dating service just for prisoners.

you just have to put up with gay rape.
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« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2007, 03:50:37 pm »
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get arrested and go to prison. i saw a show once about how all these girls have some kind of inmate fetish, and they have a dating service just for prisoners.

you just have to put up with gay rape.
How is getting raped in prison any differant from occsianally signing on to RIA?
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« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2007, 03:52:09 pm »
Because you are actually there when it happens o_o
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« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2007, 10:11:58 am »
Smeeth, you ignored my question!
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« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2007, 04:18:40 pm »
Nay Tala it didn't go so well. Long story behind it, but basically I kind of messed up. Oh well, we're still great friends.
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« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2007, 06:38:10 pm »
*Hugs*
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« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2007, 12:51:18 am »
Go jerk off - jerk off.
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« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2007, 08:04:54 am »
Been there done that.
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« Reply #17 on: October 11, 2007, 06:42:37 pm »
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Been there done that.
Do it again.
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« Reply #18 on: October 11, 2007, 06:54:36 pm »
Thanks for the advice! I'll get right on that.
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« Reply #19 on: October 11, 2007, 07:16:17 pm »
*Growl*
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