Author Topic: Wish Game (Read 18837 times)

Vector · « **Reply #160 on:** November 06, 2007, 07:49:09 pm »

granted, you fly into the sun

i wish for....no wish (ooh what nao?)

Lamentations · « **Reply #161 on:** November 06, 2007, 08:19:37 pm »

Granted. Your paradox causes your face to melt in an excruciatingly painful way (is there any other?).

I wish for the weather to not be so windy all of a sudden.

skaboom · « **Reply #162 on:** November 06, 2007, 10:18:57 pm »

Granted. All winds across the entire world stop blowing. Unfortunately, you forgot that your primary source of energy was from the nearby wind power plant, so you enjoy the rest of eternity without electricity.

I wish it stayed light out past 5:30pm.

John Fire · « **Reply #163 on:** November 06, 2007, 11:15:21 pm »

Granted. The sun never sets, the temperature rises to 300 degrees and you melt into a puddle.

I wish for a cigar that is made of 100% cuban tobacco and will not kill me, and the cuban who rolled it washed his hands with only soap and water.

Dark_Tom · « **Reply #164 on:** November 07, 2007, 02:46:26 am »

Granted, the end of the year comes and Santa accidentily drops a sack of potatoes on your mother and she gets serious mental retardation.

i wish for a large joystick

Lamentations · « **Reply #165 on:** November 07, 2007, 02:51:00 am »

Granted. The wish is misinterpreted and your wang turns into a giant joystick and you can never have the sexy times again. Also if you try you blow up.

I wish for some mead.

erictheholeking · « **Reply #166 on:** November 07, 2007, 12:41:58 pm »

granted but the bartender is in a crappy mood and pisses in your mead.
I wish I was the king of the world.

pielord47 · « **Reply #167 on:** November 07, 2007, 05:37:36 pm »

granted but everyone rebels against you within the first 15 minutes of your appointment and the steal your car, house, wife and dog

i wish for a paperclip

Lamentations · « **Reply #168 on:** November 07, 2007, 06:44:00 pm »

Granted. But your wish was misheard and instead of a paperclip you got a horde of ravenous jaguars and you get eaten alive (also raptors).

I wish for a refill on this coffee

Untelligent · « **Reply #169 on:** November 07, 2007, 08:16:03 pm »

Granted, the coffee is made the way you hate most.

I wish I had a free iPhone.

Ganon5 · « **Reply #170 on:** November 07, 2007, 08:53:14 pm »

Done! But all your friends that paid for their own now hate you.

I wish my exams were finished and I passed all of them so I could finally stop studying.
(Why aren't I studying now?)

Grand Poobah Marx · « **Reply #171 on:** November 07, 2007, 08:54:02 pm »

Granted, but then darkness comes.

I wish for the RIA to get sanctioned.

Untelligent · « **Reply #172 on:** November 08, 2007, 04:31:11 pm »

Granted, NPO kicks our ass.

I wish for a Klondike bar.

Vector · « **Reply #173 on:** November 08, 2007, 04:38:38 pm »

granted but you must kill someone for it

i wish i was in ney york right nao

Grand Poobah Marx · « **Reply #174 on:** November 08, 2007, 10:02:09 pm »

Granted, but you end up...dead.

I wish I had a Gen 5 Bob Long Protege.

Lamentations · « **Reply #175 on:** November 09, 2007, 10:11:12 pm »

Granted, but for making up words (or using words that I don't know) your soul is tortured for 3 eternities.

I wish for another baguette, because one small one wasn't enough.

Signothorn · « **Reply #176 on:** November 09, 2007, 10:12:25 pm »

Wish there was something real, wish there was something true...

moisescruz · « **Reply #177 on:** November 09, 2007, 10:20:24 pm »

granted. but in thinking up this thing, your brain implodes.
i wish for a roll of duct tape and WD-40

eliminat · « **Reply #178 on:** November 09, 2007, 10:30:17 pm »

The Duct Tape and WD-40 is brought over by Carrot Top and his "Help" and you 2 spend a wonderful night together..........

I wish to be debt free.

moisescruz · « **Reply #179 on:** November 09, 2007, 10:31:55 pm »

you no longer have debts, but the irs audits you
i wish for a 1969 skyline GTR

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