Wish Game

[Untelligent]

Granted, but Trogdor BURNINATES it.

I wish "The Impossible Quiz" would finish loading in the next 20 minutes.

[Dark_Tom]

it loads. yay, the you win it. yay, then just as you are walking out with the bonus $100,000,000 someone decides to mug you, grab the cash, break your legs and then decides to go and hit on your mother.

i wish for a new digital camera

[Ganon5]

Granted, but your new digital camera is actually my old, crappy one.

I wish to pass my exam today

[Grand Poobah Marx]

Granted, but you still fail the class.

I wish for world peace.  

[Vector]

granted but the earth blows up

i wish for more je-fa-fa dun-ham

[Grand Poobah Marx]

Granted, but what?

I wish for mo money!

[GRX Dragon]

Granted, but what?

I wish for mo money!

Granted, quite literally: you receive thousands of illegal/non-usable dollars with Moe's face (from the Simpsons) on it. Then, the FBI move in and kill your entire family and torture you for committing treason "just 'cause".

I wish I was an assassin.

[Vector]

granted but you must cut off a finger for the creed

i wish for my next post to be #4000 for me, oh wait

[eliminat]

Granted.  You get transported back to the Middle East from the eighth to the fourteenth centuries and join the Hashshashin ..... the original Assassins. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassin#Etymology)

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

[eliminat]

.....................damn you for clicking the button first............................

[Lamentations]

Granted but everyone hates you and you die.

I wish it was not so boring now that uni is over and my roomies have gone back home.

[GRX Dragon]

granted but you must cut off a finger for the creed

i wish for my next post to be #4000 for me, oh wait

Granted.  You get transported back to the Middle East from the eighth to the fourteenth centuries and join the Hashshashin ..... the original Assassins. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassin#Etymology)

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

I am more than willing to do both.  I'll cut my finger and gladly join the Hashshashin.

Wish granted, Lamentations - you get drunk and die though so that universities are no longer boring for us.

I wish I was master assassin!

[evil greg guy]

granted, but wanting more power, assassins kill you
(lol, how creative eh?)

I wish that i had a cheeseburger, im hungry

[Grand Poobah Marx]

Granted, but you die of a heart attack.

I wish that I had more posts.

[evil greg guy]

granted.

a million metal posts fall on your house, crushing you and your family



I wish i was dead
(haha, try that fuckerz!)

[Vector]

granted but you never know if your wish worked or if the bus would have hit you anyways

i wish for a death note

[Grand Poobah Marx]

Granted, but you can't find it...HAHA?

I be wishinz for demz vidao gamezmaf.

[Dark_Tom]

Granted, but you can't find it...HAHA?

I be wishinz for demz vidao gamezmaf.

congratulations you get it! then unexpectedly the easter bunny comes hopping round to your house and decides to burn it down killing all of your family and pets. you on the other hand are stranded outside to listen to the screams. and btw the easter bunny is invenerable.....

i wish for a large wad of cash

[Untelligent]

Granted, you get a big soggy wad of cash that is utterly useless.

I wish for a small gold cube that measures 4" on a side and is nothing but 24 karat gold all the way through, meaning nothing on the inside that can kill me or cause harm to me or other people.

[Vector]

granted but i take it and use it to buy a gun and ammo
you anger me and fun happens


i wish for $100 in united states money