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Offline Preventer Wind

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« on: June 12, 2008, 12:02:50 am »
Charlotte, North Carolina.

A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured
them against, among other things, fire.

Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars
and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy
the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.


In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of
small fires."

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that
the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued and WON!

(Stay with me.)

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that
the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer
held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that the cigars
were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against
fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable "fire" and
was obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance
company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss
of the cigars lost in the "fires".

NOW FOR THE BEST PART..

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him
arrested on
24 counts of ARSON!!!

With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being
used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his
insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000
fine.
Enemies you threaten make armies.
Enemies you destroy make graves.
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 Why? So you can fool me again?
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« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2008, 01:00:35 am »
This is too awesome to be true.
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« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2008, 03:44:38 am »
Uhm, Wow just wow...
I am taking over Planet bob.

... and so far ive gotten banned...


But ill be back with my mass army of ...

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« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2008, 08:08:32 am »
lol
Ruling over pie since that one time a couple years ago.

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« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2008, 08:12:08 am »
Winner!

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« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2008, 12:07:06 pm »
Win.
In a perfect world the mentally handicapped will lead the blind.

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« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2008, 01:21:47 pm »
Old.


We all live in a yellow submarine, we hate the stupid thing, we want to paint it green

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« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2008, 07:27:10 pm »
Who cares? Still funny

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« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2008, 11:36:47 pm »
This is fake but still worth some lulz



 


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