Wish Game

[Ganon5]

Your pants now have infinitley large pockets. However you lose everything you put in them and eventually got lost in there yourself.

I wish for sunny weather but not sunny enough to destroy the planet or anything along those lines

[Vector]

granted but you get a sunburn

I wish for my life to be just a little less complicated

[wethepeople]

Its much less complicated being in a vegetative state, isn't it?

I wish for happiness.

[Vector]

i wished for a bit less...

granted, your get totaly smashed but you make up with a new boyfriend named frank

i wish for world peace

[wethepeople]

XD

World peace is achieved. Some guy says, "My country has a bigger dick than yours!" To Russia and it all breaks out again. World peace was achieved.. for a little while.

I wish to know everything.

[pielord47]

you now know many things you wish you didnt not to mention everybodies secrets and journalists pester you for celebrities secrets, you never live another peaceful day in your life

I wish for a slice of pie that is not poisned and will not explode

[Vector]

the pie is a cow pie

i wish for a copy of halo3 for pc that works with my computer and can play with people on their 360s

[Untelligent]

Granted. Your new game is so awesome that you play it for 72 hours straight and die of thirst and exhaustion.

I wish for a fence post.

[Commisar Gaunt]

Your fence post is impaled into your body.


I wish that Untelligent granted this wish.

[Grand Poobah Marx]

Granted, but he doesn't know what you mean, so shoots up the RIA before killing himself.

I wish that I had no homework tonight.

[Untelligent]

Granted, but because of your lack of education you will never get a job that pays more than $22,000 a year.

I wish for an N-Gage.

[Grand Poobah Marx]

Granted, but nobody else has those anyway. The Decline of Video Gaming

I wish for a salary > 5 billion dollars per year.

[Lord Doom]

you get your first paycheck, but it is delivered in pennies and you get crushed under the weight

i wish for an idea for an awesome halo 3 map

[Mr_Cynic]

To Marx: Granted, but it's to be Senor Kennedy's "special friend."

I wish for...  Stuff.  Go nuts.

[Untelligent]

Granted. You get flattened by a giant chocolate-covered cell phone, which is eaten by the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, seconds before a black hole materializes several miles from the planet and crushes it.

[Lord Doom]

the wish you never wished for gets pissed off and kills you

i wish for china to be renamed g91kjfdjfa=asidf938u

[Twilight Master Neo]

Granted. But then you fail Geography because people still refer to it as China

I wish I had a cool phone and a Xbox 360 Elite

[Ganon5]

You get both! But I broke into your house and stole em before you even got to use them.

I wish for some new music to listen to. That's good.

[Mr_Cynic]

The new music is emo.  You turn emo, cut your wrists, but u wer doin it wrong and killed yourself.

I wish to not be in the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.

[Grand Poobah Marx]

Granted, but then it eats you.  PHAGOCYTOSIS!!

I wish that

Elmo

was a real person and went to my school.