Zeep's everchanging topic of topics

[ZPO4O]

In this topic, we discuss about random things that tend to come to the light from time to time...kinda like a discussion room in a news station when they are thinking of what boring, stupid, pointless stories to talk about...this also brings me to the first topic that shall be talked about in this topic...




When no important news happens in a given day, how the hell does the news decide what is newsworth and whats not? One day there was a huge ass fire down the road from my house, and it never made the news...but in that same day, they did a special about meth coming into MN...Which is quite frankly, pretty god damn stupid. Meth is not coming INTO minnesota, a good deal of the stuff thats here, is being MADE here. Not to mention, its not new, its been here for a damn long time.

So yeah...topic at hand is where the hell do the news centers get their stupid stories?

(Please note, I may and will change the topic whenever i feel fit...so dont get too comfortable with any one topic)

[Commisar Gaunt]

One source:  The Intarweb!

[ZPO4O]

Well...that does explain some of the pretty stupid stories...but if thats the case, wouldnt they have a FEW cool stories now and then?

[Commisar Gaunt]

Well then, you obviously havent BEEN on the intarweb lately then, have you?

[ZPO4O]

NEW TOPIC

michael jackson...This topic of discussion doesnt even need any more explaining then that.

[Chaos Poet]

NEW TOPIC

FURRIES

[ZPO4O]

<_<
the new Chaos topic of Furries sucks kennys dick...so back to the old zeep topic of MJ.
>_>

[Commisar Gaunt]

He's on the intarweb too


You think all of those child predators work alone?  Neverland ranch is actually a front for a secret child abducting ring, where Micheal Jackson sits in a subterreanean basement filled with teddy bears, lollitonics and gumdrops, atop his solid baby throne, where he harvests the kids for their supple skin.


Blame him for the news.

[ZPO4O]

A very interesting theory...but I still like my MJ theory better.

>_>

But I will hummor you and we can go with your theory for a while.

So MJ is the mastermind behind child predators, and neverland is the HQ? If they also have their hands in the news, then why does the news target them so much? If they were in control of the news, would they not want to stay out of the spotlight?

[Commisar Gaunt]

Reverse psychology



A true genius, in a world where genius is either exploited or abused, would make himself juuust like anyone else.


Micheal Jackson is that man.  The man with the plan.  And a throne made out of babies.

[ZPO4O]

I fail to see why he would draw attention to himself though...

What does he have to gain out of it when people are aware of their kind?

[—-]

Attention whore. Obvious.

[Commisar Gaunt]

If people saw him as a crazy skin dying freak, they wouldnt be paying attention to his criminal syndicate in baby trafficking.



I suppose.

[Twilight Master Neo]

He's right. He wants to be in the Spotlight because he would seem like he just has a lot of issues when in fact the facts are right in your face. Take for example Paris Hilton. Would you ever expect her to do something of that magnitude. No? Why? That's right because she's stupid and that's why MJ  will always be Paris Hilton's secret love monkey

[—-]

Paris Hilton and MJ.. oh god those poor kids..

[Twilight Master Neo]

He tried to get rid of one by dropping it off his balcony but the paparazzi was there and he had to keep it otherwise the media would've found out about him