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« Reply #60 on: August 06, 2009, 10:54:12 pm »
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How many of you have had a girl pretend she was pregnant? Whether she pretends it is yours or someone elses.

I've had that happen twice from two different girls. Not fun.
That was the scariest thing ever, I wanted to kill myself that day until she told me the next day
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« Reply #61 on: August 06, 2009, 11:08:26 pm »
I was actually quite looking forward to having a kid for the brief moments I believed it.
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« Reply #62 on: August 06, 2009, 11:09:30 pm »
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I was actually quite looking forward to having a kid for the brief moments I believed it.
being 16, my mom would've killed me and my dad would've kicked me out of the house:P
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« Reply #63 on: August 06, 2009, 11:14:21 pm »
No point in killing yourself if your Mum was going to do it for you anyway.
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« Reply #64 on: August 06, 2009, 11:18:22 pm »
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No point in killing yourself if your Mum was going to do it for you anyway.
I was exaggerating
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« Reply #65 on: August 06, 2009, 11:33:39 pm »
dom dom, dibby dom dom.
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LOL I'm kidding I'm not coming back to CN. >_>
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« Reply #66 on: August 06, 2009, 11:50:46 pm »
We used to do that in music class in elementary school
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« Reply #67 on: August 07, 2009, 09:10:25 am »
there's a reason, for the sunshine sky-y-yies, and there's a reason, while I'm feeling so high, must be the season, let your love fly. woo woo woooooooo.

let your love flowowooo.
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« Reply #68 on: August 07, 2009, 03:31:30 pm »
I'm confused...
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« Reply #69 on: August 07, 2009, 07:47:40 pm »
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How many of you have had a girl pretend she was pregnant? Whether she pretends it is yours or someone elses.

I've had that happen twice from two different girls. Not fun.
That was the scariest thing ever, I wanted to kill myself that day until she told me the next day
What a good father you will make...
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« Reply #70 on: August 07, 2009, 07:49:02 pm »
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How many of you have had a girl pretend she was pregnant? Whether she pretends it is yours or someone elses.

I've had that happen twice from two different girls. Not fun.
That was the scariest thing ever, I wanted to kill myself that day until she told me the next day
What a good father you will make...
I'm to young, and its kinda against my religion to have sex, and if they found out all this i'm fucked other than that I do want a child but just can't yet.
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« Reply #71 on: August 07, 2009, 07:51:30 pm »
Religion = the ultimate cock-block
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« Reply #72 on: August 07, 2009, 07:52:52 pm »
haha that made me actually laugh out loud

I fallow my religion but somethings I can't do, you know?
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« Reply #73 on: August 07, 2009, 10:45:40 pm »
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Religion = the ultimate cock-block

You are mistaken sir.

Chris Hansen is the ultimate cock-block.
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« Reply #74 on: August 07, 2009, 10:46:39 pm »
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Religion = the ultimate cock-block

You are mistaken sir.

Chris Hansen is the ultimate cock-block.
Who is Chris Hansen??
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« Reply #75 on: August 07, 2009, 11:03:16 pm »
It's called "Google." It works wonders really. >_>
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« Reply #76 on: August 07, 2009, 11:05:20 pm »
Lol, I'm on vocation and the internet sucks here, it won't let me have more than 3 sites open

Also my 6 pack is also a pretty good cock block
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« Reply #77 on: August 08, 2009, 07:31:00 am »
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Religion = the ultimate cock-block

You are mistaken sir.

Chris Hansen is the ultimate cock-block.
Who is Chris Hansen??


This blew my mind.
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« Reply #78 on: August 08, 2009, 07:35:00 am »
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« Reply #79 on: August 08, 2009, 08:49:35 am »
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How many of you have had a girl pretend she was pregnant? Whether she pretends it is yours or someone elses.

I've had that happen twice from two different girls. Not fun.
That was the scariest thing ever, I wanted to kill myself that day until she told me the next day
What a good father you will make...
I'm to young, and its kinda against my religion to have sex, and if they found out all this i'm fucked other than that I do want a child but just can't yet.
If by that you mean you actually follow your religions strictures on sex, then that makes two of us.  Not that I've ever been tested in that regard, but in theory...
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