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« on: December 09, 2007, 04:10:18 am »
We were googling porn for some odd ass reason...when up tonicped a picture of goatsey...

>_>

I exclaimed "Ahh! Its goatsey!"

BIG FUCKING MISTAKE!

I then had to explain to her what it was, and how I knew about it...

Well, along with the explanation, a few other name drops may have appeared...

*coughunholytrinitytubgirlharliquinfetuslemonpartycough*

<_<

So before I knew it, I was forced to tell her what the unholy trinity was...when I refused, she said shed simply google the images herself. I tried to stop her by telling her, but it was too late!

The first to come up was tubgirl!

Next was the fetus, followed up by the round trip homerun of lemon party.

Up till today I have only seen goatsey and tubgirl...thanks to my girlfriend today, I have experienced the unholy trinity + lemon party.

My eyes burn, I feel like Im carrying some STD, and I can now say that because of her, I have manned up and seen the unholy trinity in its whole.

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Made a man...but not in the fun way...
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« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2007, 04:15:42 am »
at least you haven't seen the BME pain olympics...

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« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2007, 04:17:31 am »
<_<

I have seen kids in the sandbox...does that count for anything?
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« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2007, 08:30:08 am »
Harlequin Fetus doesn't bother me really, although it is kinda eerie
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« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2007, 08:37:20 am »
oh god....
didnt know what this was...googled it


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« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2007, 10:11:26 am »
How did she react to the pictures? Why on Earth did she google them, knowing they were as gross as goatse?
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« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2007, 10:36:40 am »
Sadly, I've seen them before myself >__> Very disturbing.
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« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2007, 04:06:10 pm »
yeah the fetus is just...weird...

<_<

I still say tubgirl is the worst of them all.
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« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2007, 07:10:46 pm »
I had to look at that one for a little while, then I saw it. It was an "Oh shit" moment.
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« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2007, 07:19:30 pm »
i cant find unholy trinity. maybe this is a good thing...
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« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2007, 07:30:34 pm »
Yeaaaaah...that one is just WRONG!
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« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2007, 10:23:28 pm »
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i cant find unholy trinity. maybe this is a good thing...

The Unholy Trinity is Goatse + Tubgirl + the Harlequin Fetus. There is no picture named "Unholy Trinity".
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« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2007, 09:38:06 am »
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« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2007, 06:48:03 pm »
so its a good thing not to look these up?
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« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2007, 06:51:54 pm »
No no no. Definitly look them up.
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« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2007, 07:37:25 pm »
First time I saw goatse I was like, "What the fuck?"  After one second, the limited shock wore off, and then it was more the, "Why in God's name is this on the Internet?  Who took this picture?"
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« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2007, 07:51:24 pm »
ive only seen meatspin so im ok with not seeing anymore
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« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2007, 08:32:02 pm »
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Sadly, I've seen them before myself >__> Very disturbing.

Some things just shouldn't ever exist, at all. Nor do I see how this makes anyone a man. Especially the harlequin fetus stuff, that's a real disease.
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« Reply #18 on: December 12, 2007, 07:02:49 pm »
check out two girls one cup......thats some fun!
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« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2007, 04:08:26 pm »
meatspin is WEAK SAUCE
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