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Messages - Elijah S Konderwink

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Random lnsanity / Picture association
« on: January 20, 2008, 12:05:21 pm »

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Random lnsanity / How would you like to die?
« on: January 20, 2008, 05:50:08 am »
All beings are capable of error!

I never claimed I was any different.

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Random lnsanity / Word Association
« on: January 19, 2008, 09:52:36 pm »
Alcoholic beverage produced by the fermentation of sugars derived from starch-based material — the most common being malted barley; however, wheat, corn, and rice are also widely used, usually in conjunction with barley.

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Random lnsanity / Word Association
« on: January 19, 2008, 09:49:42 pm »
Cylindrical container used for shipping bulk goods

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Random lnsanity / Word Association
« on: January 19, 2008, 09:46:48 pm »
A musical instrument played by means of a keyboard that produces sound by striking steel strings with felt hammers.

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Random lnsanity / How would you like to die?
« on: January 19, 2008, 09:44:48 pm »
Hm, if you have almost ceased bodily functions due to suffocation when a liquid causes interruption of the body's absorption of oxygen from the air leading to asphyxia several times then perhaps you shouldn't enter chemical substance that is essential to all known forms of life, eh?

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Random lnsanity / In My Pants
« on: January 19, 2008, 09:37:08 pm »
Elijah S. Konderwink in my item of clothing worn on the lower part of the body, covering both legs separately, rather than with cloth stretching across both as in skirts and dresses!

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Random lnsanity / Word Association
« on: January 19, 2008, 09:35:08 pm »
A device constructed or modified for the purpose of making music

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Random lnsanity / grave diging
« on: January 19, 2008, 09:31:41 pm »
The multidimensional process of physical, psychological, and social change is not relevant to the crime of disturbing a burial site.

I would suggest (If you're indeed planning on stealing from someone who's bodily functions have ceased) that the younger you are the more chance you have of escape the vicinity of the crime itself as you're likely to have more speed.

However, I would not suggest to do this as it is against the law.

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Random lnsanity / Word Association
« on: January 19, 2008, 09:24:47 pm »
Muscular organ responsible for pumping blood through the blood vessels by repeated, rhythmic contractions, or a similar structure in the annelids, mollusks, and arthropods.

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Random lnsanity / How would you like to die?
« on: January 19, 2008, 09:22:41 pm »
Dear Mr. Mr. Opinions of those who maintain that self-interest is the primary motive of human behaviour, and are disinclined to rely upon sincerity, human virtue, or altruism as motivations, you sound like a slang term for a feline or the female reproductive organ.

However, I am not here to judge no matter how humorous you "condition" may be. Is your emotional response to tangible and realistic dangers because of the common chemical substance that is essential to all known forms of life itself or perhaps aquatic life such as Selachimorpha?

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Random lnsanity / Word Association
« on: January 19, 2008, 06:05:29 pm »
A knitted or woven type of hosiery garment for enclosing the human foot.

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Random lnsanity / How would you like to die?
« on: January 19, 2008, 04:51:36 pm »
Why would I want to cease bodily functions?

This query is invalid anyhow as I am immortal.

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Random lnsanity / EL's piano improvisations.
« on: January 18, 2008, 01:27:39 pm »
Dear Mr. Extremely Angry Homaridae, do you find that the sound waves produced from the musical instrument played by means of a keyboard that produces sound by striking steel strings with felt hammers can be, for the most part, a ot more engaging than the sound waves produced from the modern variant?

Regardless, I applaud you on your effort to produce exquisite sound waves. Good show.

Love,
Elijah S. Konderwink

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Random lnsanity / My XBOX 360
« on: January 17, 2008, 05:24:21 pm »
Such foul, disgusting and down right mind boggling use of both curse words and grammar over a machine intended to pleasure and excite in a non sexual mannar?

Perhaps you should take this opportunity to go outside and play with females, eh?

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Random lnsanity / The Random Insanity Theory
« on: January 17, 2008, 10:00:00 am »
Dear Mr. Shyox, that is my dear spouse Desdemona!

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Random lnsanity / ATTN: Elijah S. Konderwink
« on: January 15, 2008, 05:35:43 pm »
Dear Mr. German Emperor, your grammatical errors are mind boggling!



Dear Mr. Bleak, I would tell more gags however the many mexicuns don't understand them, however I may tell a few more for you and the other well educated folk.


Dear Mr. Male heir to the thrown repository for the remains of the dead, please do not create error in a discussion dedicated to yours truly.

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Random lnsanity / Help. I really want this video into an mp3
« on: January 14, 2008, 07:55:49 pm »
Dear Mr Female #2, I have the means to help you. However, it goes against my morals to help both females and criminals. It is my regret to inform you that doing this is aginst the law and thus I will not help, so I don't run the risk of becoming an outlaw myself. Best of luck in your domestic cleaning however.

Love,
Elijah S. Konderwink

Warning, unless your name is Loren do not read on.

*Hands Loren a mysterious note*

Dear Loren,

Forgive my alter ego, however time is short so I must press on.

I can offer you greater rewards and less time in prison. If you are interested, come to the Garden of Dareloth in the Imperial City's Waterfront district at midnight. Present this note and all shall be made clear.

Gentleman Jim Stacey.





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Ambassador Sign-Ups / Mask please?
« on: January 14, 2008, 06:49:56 pm »
Quote from: Shamedmonkey
Can I also be masked as an ambassador?


THE MEXICUN!

THE MEXICUN IS HERE!


OH NOES! OH NOES!

HELP, MEXICUN! HELP! THE MEXICUN IS HERE! HELP!

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Random lnsanity / Sig of the Year Award goes to...
« on: January 14, 2008, 06:44:26 pm »
Apparently I wasn't present when this vote took place or obviously I would have won.

However, 2008 is my year!

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