How would you like to die?

[Reoga]

If you could pick the way you would die what, and how would it happen?

For me just as long as I can say "Theres too many of them!" Ill die happy.

[Prince Tomb]

Either from a heart attack while fuckin(dying happy) or in a sword fight

[Dontasemebro]

having sex while sword fighting ninjas and saying "there's just too many of them!"

[DrunkWino]

Ever see a movie called "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb?"

[—-]

Well, I'm most afraid of drowning, but it seems pretty peaceful compared to a sword in the ass or a oxet in the eye.

[Prince Tomb]

Well, I'm most afraid of drowning

Me too...bad childhood experience...

[Vector]

hmm
either in a fight of insurmountable odds
or assinated (dont know why)

[Reoga]

Loren but how do you want to die?

[—-]

Well, I'm most afraid of drowning

Me too...bad childhood experience...

I've almost drowned 4 times. It gets really annoying after a while.


Reoga, I meant that I'd rather drown if I got to chose how to die.

[Joker]

Autoerotic asphyxiation

How would you like to die?

[Adolf Von Sippycup]

I want to die while firing two machine guns at a horde of enemies. I'd tell my comrades: "Go now! Leave me! I 'll hold them off!" And they'd be like: "We can't leave you behind!" And I'd be like: "Go!" And I'd shut the door, locking it so they'd have no choice to run but the girl that loves me would be pounding on the door screaming my name before my friends drug her off. Then I'd turn around and run right at the horde of whatevers firing both machine guns all cool like.


Then I'd want to be a ghost so I could fuck around with people.

[Elijah S Konderwink]

Why would I want to cease bodily functions?

This query is invalid anyhow as I am immortal.

[Mr_Cynic]

Anything, ANYTHING, but drowning.  I'm not hydrophobic, but I'm pretty much phobic of being submerged in water above my waist.  As in, I begin hyperventilating and panicking for no readily apprarent reason.

[Elijah S Konderwink]

Dear Mr. Mr. Opinions of those who maintain that self-interest is the primary motive of human behaviour, and are disinclined to rely upon sincerity, human virtue, or altruism as motivations, you sound like a slang term for a feline or the female reproductive organ.

However, I am not here to judge no matter how humorous you "condition" may be. Is your emotional response to tangible and realistic dangers because of the common chemical substance that is essential to all known forms of life itself or perhaps aquatic life such as Selachimorpha?

[—-]

Anything, ANYTHING, but drowning.  I'm not hydrophobic, but I'm pretty much phobic of being submerged in water above my waist.  As in, I begin hyperventilating and panicking for no readily apprarent reason.

The first time I almost drowned I was stuck in the middle of this huge ass pool, on the 8ft side, my head half in the water, and I'd have to jump to breathe for a second, then end up breathing in water at the same time. I was stuck like that for 5 whole min. until someone got me out and thought I was faking.

After that, it doesn't get much worse.

[Elijah S Konderwink]

Hm, if you have almost ceased bodily functions due to suffocation when a liquid causes interruption of the body's absorption of oxygen from the air leading to asphyxia several times then perhaps you shouldn't enter chemical substance that is essential to all known forms of life, eh?

[evil greg guy]

Ever see a movie called "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb?"

LOL, i laughed my ass off at that movie.

I would do what that guy did, except i woiuld quote bruce willis.
"YIPPEKAYA MUTHERFUCKERS!!"



Or as a martyr.

[Dontasemebro]

Dear Mr. Mr. Opinions of those who maintain that self-interest is the primary motive of human behaviour, and are disinclined to rely upon sincerity, human virtue, or altruism as motivations, you sound like a slang term for a feline or the female reproductive organ.

However, I am not here to judge no matter how humorous you "condition" may be. Is your emotional response to tangible and realistic dangers because of the common chemical substance that is essential to all known forms of life itself or perhaps aquatic life such as Selachimorpha?

you did it wrong, you have created error.  Look for bold.

[Reoga]

Oh snap

[—-]

Headache time is now.