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« on: March 01, 2008, 11:30:43 pm »
The Ceramic Cat

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Angela walked past the steam engines and straight to the flee markets. She was eight years old with a bounce in her step and was not interested in the real beauty in life, like the purr of a sports car as you turn the ignition, or the whistle of an old-steam engine tractor as you fire it up. Mom and dad tasked me with the job of playing babysitter on this family trip to the Tippecanoe steam engine show. I was fourteen, and naturally I had resented the idea at the very start. Why should I, a fun loving kid have to follow around a little girl that had a strange fascination for small, feline animals? No matter, once she’s done looking it’ll be my turn to look at the rows of old-engines that greeted me at every turn and corner of the place.

She breezed through the small-time markets, wasting no time, examining every store she came to, never staying at a single place for too long. I wasn’t complaining, because the quicker the better. Eventually she stopped at a store that specialized in paranormal bullcrap that any gullible little girl would get scared out of her wits over. “Angela, you know that this stuff just scares you” I warned as she took a look over a small crystal ball. “I know, bro, but that’s why it’s all so cool” she replied with unmistakable enthusiasm. She took her time at this store, examining everything purchasable with the eye of a master-merchant. She let out a little squeal as she saw a small ceramic cat. The cat was small, and was black with white stripes…or white with black stripes. She didn’t care, and she let out another small squeal as she saw the price tag that stated the cat was only $20.

“Why is it so cheap,” I questioned the shop keep, “surely something of this value must be worth more?”

“Are you complaining?” he replied

“No…”

“Well, it’s cheap because some people are turned off due to the weight of it. Small as a cat can be, heavy as a bulldog.”

I looked at the cat, then tried to pick it up. I cursed as I realized that it was too heavy and would need my father to help carry this thing back to the van.  I told Angela to call him using my cellphone while I paid the shopkeep. Around ten minutes after the purchase, my dad and I were lugging the thing to the van. Jesus Christ, this is extremely heavy, I remember thinking at the time. We stayed at the show for another three or so hours, and my content little sister didn’t buy anything else or talk the whole time.

The ride home was not so quiet, however. She was bouncing off the walls in excitement, quizzing my dad about every detail of the ‘little kitty’ as she put it. My dad answered all her questions, never seeming annoyed, which was surprising to me because I was fed up with her after the first five minutes. When we got home, the little ceramic cat needed carrying inside. My dad and I lugged the cat upstairs and into Angela‘s room, my sister right on our tails. She was squealing when we finally set it down in the spot that she designated, and when we left she was still admiring the cat. My dad and I went downstairs and started to examine everything that everyone else had bought, then I helped my mother start on dinner.  At dinner my dad explained that the next morning, before dawn, he was going to leave with my mother to go to the show again. It was going to be Saturday morning and the show started at around five. My sister decided to go with him, meaning that I would be alone early in the morning.

I went to bed especially early, exhausted from the day’s events. The sleep was immediate and dreamless, and I woke to the feeling of my bladder readying to betray me. I stumbled at out of bed through the night and looked out the window at the driveway. The family had already gone, and I was alone in the house. Once I finished up in the bathroom, I walked back to my bedroom and was stricken with an extreme and sudden fear. “What the hell?” I said to myself as I walked back to my room in a cold sweat and with goosebumps trailing my arms and legs. When I opened the door, I felt my heart jump out of my chest. I saw two little ceramic eyes that belonged to a little ceramic cat. I could swear that the eyes were freaking moving across the side of the room. I somehow summoned the courage to flip the light, and my breath escaped my lungs. The ceramic cat was in the room, staring at me, as if it had moved there to just greet me when I walked into my room. I sat in bed, and with the lights on, pulled the covers over me and slept. I woke to my dad shaking me, asking me what was going on. I explained to him that someone moved the cat into my room because I saw it there when I came back from the bathroom. He explained to me that the cat was still there in Angela’s room when they left for the show. My dad was as freaked out as I was, and told me that it was no big deal, someone moved it.

The next morning was the same ordeal, except my parents were home. They were genuinely scared by now, and Angela was scared beyond belief. Two nights after the first incident, we all woke up to the horror of her screaming her lungs out. I ran to her room, and saw that she was wide awake but still screaming. When she saw me, she started to sob and suddenly wrapped her little arms around my neck and buried her face in my shoulder, whispering incoherent words. I told her to calm down and my parents burst into the room, my dad yelling “What the hell is going on?”

“I think that she had a nightmare, dad.”

“Noooo! It wasn’t a nightmare!” She screamed at me. She was calming down a little, but still sobbing a bit. “I remember waking up and having to use the bathroom, but I saw the little kitty start to move. It moved across the room then sat on my chair, and just stared at me. I ran back to bed and started screaming, then you came in!”

I glanced at the chair, and the ceramic cat was sitting there. It was impossible, my parents were in a deep sleep and couldn’t have moved it, and the cat was so heavy that there was no way that she moved it. My parents told me to go back to bed and that they would deal with Angela. I slowly walked across the corridor, hearing a small thud walking behind me. I thought nothing of it, still tired, and I walked into my room and laid down. Through my half-sleep I heard my door open slightly and thought that my parents were coming in to see if I was asleep. I was expecting my mom to tell my dad I was asleep, but instead heard a faint “Meow”.

The blood drained from my face, my heart lumped into my throat, and I heard a screaming. My parents suddenly burst into the room with little Angela trailing behind, and I realized that I was the one screaming. My dad tripped over something, and started cursing. “What the he-…” his voice trailed off as he realized that he tripped over a small ceramic kitty.

That night, I helped my dad put the ceramic cat in the back of the van. We, as a family, rode in the van towards the Tippecanoe river. My dad and I stepped out at the Tippecanoe bridge, and we both grabbed sledgehammers that we brought from the house. My dad warned me to be careful and we smashed the ceramic figure into oblivion. I used a small broom and a small dustpan to sweep the pieces up and I threw them into the river.

As I write this, I am twenty-three years old with a fear of ceramic cats. My wife doesn’t believe me when I tell her about the story, but she does believe my unmistakable fear. My sister wouldn’t talk for the longest time, not until she was twelve. She had gotten over her fascination with cats the night we destroyed the ceramic hellcat. Now, she is in college, studying to become a therapist that would console children about their fears. My newly-born daughter, bless her heart, has a fascination with puppies, and a week ago I bought her a ceramic puppy. I am happy to report that she still loves the thing, and the thing has not tried to move in the night. Looking back, I can’t help but wonder if the shopkeep was telling the truth when he told me that the only turnoff to the ceramic cat was the weight of it.

I doubt it.

[23:02] loren: You're pants are very fun

Andy says:
lorens not responding so HI LORENS MOM
Andy says:
HELLO BARBARA
Andy says:
I KNOW YOUR NAME
Andy says:
I'VE SEEN YOUR DAUGHTER NAKED, HAVE YOU?
loren says:
FUCK YOU MAN
loren says:
SHE ALMOST SAW THAT
loren says:
O_O

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« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2008, 11:51:09 pm »
tl;dr
The difference between a brave man and a coward is a coward thinks twice before jumping in the cage with a lion. The brave man doesn't know what a lion is. He just thinks he does.

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« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2008, 12:08:23 am »
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“Why is it so cheap,”
thats what i asked loren last night
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« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2008, 09:57:31 pm »
I like it!
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« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2008, 04:20:14 pm »
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tl;dr
8 year old buys a possessed ceramic cat
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« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2008, 08:06:38 pm »
You just wasted two minutes of my life that I will never get back.


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« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2008, 08:46:16 pm »
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You just wasted two minutes of my life that I will never get back.
I thought the story was very good.
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« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2008, 08:04:34 am »
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« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2008, 05:15:41 pm »
>_> I don't care. I didn't write this for the public amusement, but out of boredom.

My Angel.



“Tell me about Angel.”

The psychiatrist was not happy to be there. He was currently speaking to a convicted convict, trying to figure out what is going through his mind. As an added catch, Robert was not allowed any information about the case and was not allowed to know anything about the patient. All he was told was that the convict seemed to like saying “My Angel” over and over.

“Her name is not Angel, psychiatrist.”

“You can call me Rob.”

“Her name is not Angel.”

“Then, what is her name?”

Benjamin did not answer immediately. He hesitated, and Rob thought that he was preparing to tell a lie. Ben just sat there, and eventually a small smile came on his face. As they both continued to sit there, uncomfortable, Ben didn’t speak.

“Ben?”

“I don’t remember.”

“Wasn’t she your wife?”

“I think so.”

“Most men worry about forgetting their wife’s birthdays, not names. I know I do.”

“Angel has no birthday.”

“Well, she was born sometime.”

“Of course, I mean that she doesn’t celebrate.”

“Why not?”

“She can’t speak.”

“She can’t?”

“No, she hasn’t been able to speak since…The Incident.”

“The Incident?”

“My Angel doesn’t like to speak about it.”

Rob was generally uncomfortable now. In his experience, people who act like this often have more to hide than they’re conscious knows, which means that it would be his job to bring his subconscious to confess about whatever The Incident is.

“So, how is she health-wise?”

“She isn’t.”

At that, Ben laughed - a lot. Ben was in tears by the time that he finally calmed down. Robert made a note of this, not that this was too uncommon in psychopaths.

“Oh?”

“Well, she’s not really sick. She’s pale though, and so cold…so so cold…My Angel is always so cold.”

“Why’s that?”

“She’s always been cold since The Incident.”

“You keep mentioning this Incident.”

“My Angel doesn’t talk about it.”

“Your Angel isn’t here. You can talk to me, Ben.”

“Hm.”

“So, what happened?”

“Nothing, really. It was a slight misunderstanding.  Our friend, we’ll call him Mr. Friend, was concerned about My Angel. Mr. Friend said that My Angel was always crying and upset about our relationship.”

“She wasn’t happy about your marriage?”

“No, quite the contrary. Mr. Friend sat me down and we had a nice long talk. He said that I need to speak to Angel and we need to shape up our relationship, or it’s time to let her go.”

“How did you react to that?”

“I told him that I would. That I would. What a lie.”

“You didn’t?”

“Well, I spoke to Angel. She said that she was just never happy and that she felt full of fear when she was around me.”

“Fear?”

“She called it… ‘temporary feeling devout of happiness’, as if I was some evil entity that meant to harm her. I did love her, so you imagine that it pained me so to hear her talk like this.”

“What did you decide to do?”

“It wasn’t really a decision. It was more like fate. Eventually we decided to go to see a marriage counselor, and that didn’t work out well.”

“What happened there?”

“Mr. Marriage, that’s what I’ll call him, didn’t like the look of my marriage right from the start. I could tell by the look in his eyes that he didn’t see anything in me. Which, in itself, is good because I sure as shoot surprised him.”

“How?”

“On one particular session, our last session, he said that he believed that she needed to find a new man. He called me ‘mentally unfit to be with another human being’. The bastard took My Angel away.”

“Wow.”

“Yes. At the end of the session, I tried to leave with My Angel.  She was in tears when the whitecoats pulled me out of the room and into the back of the truck. I was taken to the Institute.”

“The institute?”

“…of mental correction. Three days they kept me in solitary confiement, as what they called a ‘temporary relief from society’. They tested me extensively on the fourth day. On the fifth day, I was free.”

“They didn’t think you were insane?”

“They did, I’m sure, but a mysterious murder at the Institute of the director required them to make the less suspicious inmates, that’s what I called them, free. I was less suspicious, it seems.”

“Interesting.”

“When I got home, I found out that My Angel wanted to leave me. She said she was already pregnant with a man that loved her.”

“Already? It was only five days.”

“She says that they’d been seeing each other for a year, ever since she started to get depressed.”

“Who was he?”

“Mr.  Friend.”

“Your friend took your wife?”

“That’s when things went downhill. I never meant to have Mr. Friend taken care of, it just sorta happened. What really happened was that we were yelling and yelling, and then he grabbed  my shoulder and told me to calm down and that My Angel needed to leave me. How DARE he grab my shoulder? I grabbed the steak knife on the kitchen counter, and he regretted grabbing me. His regret began to spill down the…whole in his heart…and when he fell, it spilled all over the floor.”

Robert’s hand was shaking. In five years as a professional psychiatrist, he had never heard a patient confess to a murder. Small, petty crimes like stealing a pen or some groceries, once even a carjacking, but NEVER a murder. Rob knew that this particular session was being monitored, and no doubt the Monitors were surprised by this revelation.

“Wha-…what happened next?”

“Mr. Friend died. The official story was that he was murdered by a burglar, but I knew different, and that made me better than the police could ever be. I’m not arrogant, Robert, but instead I am just generally right. After the police came and cleaned up the mess, Angel confessed to me that Mr. Friend was in love with her, but she didn’t feel the same way. She cried on my shoulder, and confessed that she wanted to leave with Mr. Friend because she was unfaithful to me and got pregnant. I let her cry, I shed no tears for Mr. Friend.”

“What happened next? Was that The Incident?”

“No. The Incident came four months later, when Angel started to show that she was, indeed, pregnant. She told me that the baby might not come out alive, due to some complications in her body.”

“Really?”

“She couldn’t  bear the child, and I deemed her unworthy. It was quick, it was painless…mostly. That night, I slipped cyanide into her drinking water.”

“Dear god…”

“The morning she was passed on. The baby I suspect had died as well.”

“…”

“I hid her underneath the floorboards for 5 months, when the baby was due. She was not worthy of seeing the light of day.”

“Did…the police…?”

“No. The police are too dimwitted. They didn’t even investigate.”

“What happened after the five months?”

“There was an awful stench and the most horrid mess…I gave her a bath, but she was so cold and so stiff…so we went for a swim in the pool. When a local girl saw My Angel in the pool, she began to scream. The local girl sadly drowned that afternoon, partly of divine intervention, partly of…Benine Intervention. Ha! I made a joke.”

Robert’s head was spinning. How many murders had he confessed to? Three?

“After the local girl’s raping and dea-”

“Raping?”

“Oh, didn’t I say? It turns out that, before her tragic drowning, she was raped. You see, Angel and I hadn’t had intercourse in so long…”

“…My god.”

“Anyway, then we moved. After we moved, I was picked up by the local police for speeding. They saw that I was…gifted, and sent me to you.”

Speeding. All the crimes ended by a speeding ticket?

Ben wouldn’t talk anymore, and the police sent him away. A few days later, Angie Maylae Angell had a proper funeral, and Robert attended.  Rob didn’t know the woman, but he did know what she went through, and he wept for her.

Robert couldn’t stomach psychiatry much after that, and so only did private practice with non-convicts. He did, in fact, attend Benjamin Angell’s execution. He shuddered as he heard Ben’s last words.

“My Angel.”

[23:02] loren: You're pants are very fun

Andy says:
lorens not responding so HI LORENS MOM
Andy says:
HELLO BARBARA
Andy says:
I KNOW YOUR NAME
Andy says:
I'VE SEEN YOUR DAUGHTER NAKED, HAVE YOU?
loren says:
FUCK YOU MAN
loren says:
SHE ALMOST SAW THAT
loren says:
O_O

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« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2008, 05:27:11 pm »
Great story!!!!!!!
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« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2008, 05:13:31 am »
But sooooooooooo long.... I always forget what you wrote on the top when I'm at the end of the story. So I gotta read again, and again, and again,...
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« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2008, 11:54:18 am »
That's because you have a short attention span. >_>


It only took, at most, four pages on Word, and the majority of it is dialogue spaced like this:

"dialogue"

"dialogue"

[23:02] loren: You're pants are very fun

Andy says:
lorens not responding so HI LORENS MOM
Andy says:
HELLO BARBARA
Andy says:
I KNOW YOUR NAME
Andy says:
I'VE SEEN YOUR DAUGHTER NAKED, HAVE YOU?
loren says:
FUCK YOU MAN
loren says:
SHE ALMOST SAW THAT
loren says:
O_O

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« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2008, 11:54:20 am »
That's because you have a short attention span. >_>


It only took, at most, four pages on Word, and the majority of it is dialogue spaced like this:

"dialogue"

"dialogue"

[23:02] loren: You're pants are very fun

Andy says:
lorens not responding so HI LORENS MOM
Andy says:
HELLO BARBARA
Andy says:
I KNOW YOUR NAME
Andy says:
I'VE SEEN YOUR DAUGHTER NAKED, HAVE YOU?
loren says:
FUCK YOU MAN
loren says:
SHE ALMOST SAW THAT
loren says:
O_O

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« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2008, 12:18:24 pm »
No short attention span. If it was in german I'd read it really fast and I'd know everything you wrote. But  in English....
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