New Orders from the Spam King:

[zblewski]

1. Go to http://www.freechatnow.com/adults.html
2. Pick a name like babygurl13 or cutiepie94 (Make it start with a letter near the beginning of the alphabet)
3. Wait for pedos
4. Talk to pedos
5. DON'T SPAM THE MAIN CHAT! THAT WILL JUST GET YOU BANNED! The mods actually want us there if we don't screw up the room.
6. Use the FBI Copy Pasta
7. Post hilarious screen shots
8.
9. PROFIT!

FBI copy pasta is as follows:

NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat session was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat and quote the reference number #2334531343. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal data base and legal action.

if they dont reply, then say:

*Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while memory ref code "502695151" is entered into the database.

Now, here are my contributions. I did this for 12chan, so you'll see that tonic up.

New Orders from the Spam King:

New Orders from the Spam King:

[evil greg guy]

sounds fun, i think ill give it a go
(sarcastic comment)

[zblewski]

SPAWN MORE PEDOS!

SCARE THEM SH*TLESS!