So, hypothetical question

[Kenneth Kenstar]

Say you pick up a cute pharmacist off OkCupid and she had weird medical fetishes cause of her job.

Like you're back at her place making out and she stops and hands you a small bottle of Epicap syrup and says "I want you to force me to drink this, no matter what, even if I scream or punch you and tell you to stop, just overpower me, pin me to the ground and force my jaw open, slap my face if I try to bite you. I'll suck your cock after, just do this...PLEASE."

You look at her, and she give you pleading eyes and then does the tongue in cheek blowjob miming thing while raising her eyebrows and you say fuck it. And then follows the most fucked up 5 minutes of your life, and you feel like a fucking monster chasing her around her split level, with her screaming at you and crying hysterically, you dodge a lamp tossed at your head and you finally tackle her legs as she tries to run up into the kitchen and you use your basic BJJ skills to get her in a rear headlock and pinch her cheeks till she finally opens her mouth and you force it down and then she finally swallows it.

Then you let her go and she has an inwardly content look on her face and she smiles and says, get naked and sit in the bath, I'll be with you in a second. And you do as she asks and she enters the bathroom and removes her silk kimono and her body is pale and beautiful and you instantly tonic to attention, and she joins you before pausing, making a weird face and vomiting all over you and breaking into tears of laughter. You try to get out but she squeezes your vomit covered dick as hard as she can and motions hard to sit back down before laugh vomiting all over you for another minute till she's dry heaving while furiously rubbing her pussy with a look of relieved ecstacy on her face.

And she says "now for my part of the bargain" in a sultry voice as she turns on the showerhead, sprays your dick clean and drops to her knees.

Anyway, a couple days later, is it too forward to call her or should you wait for her to call you?

[Pterrydactyl]

Wait the traditional 72 hours if this was the first time (to see if she will call you).  If not, call her later today.

[Snowbound Milk]

You know. The fact she showered the vomit off your dick is a huge improvement from my sex life. You should be thankful.

[Leo]

Not to mention that you did get that blowjob which is a major improvement over my sex life.

[Mia]

This should be labeled NSFW. <_<

[Gangs]

Anything Kenny posts should be labled not work safe...or even human safe. But then that would be no fun.







Also kenny is god.

[Gangs]

And he can make you see big caucasian penises...>__>

[Leo]

And he can make you see big caucasian penises...>__>

Like Tase's?

[Kenneth Kenstar]

This should be labeled NSFW. <_<

I don't believe in NSFW text.

Also, none of you are answering my question.

[Leo]

That's because Apo already answered it.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

I need more answers.

[Jenne]

Show it to her.

[Fake from State Jarm]

stop using us as a test group for your copypasta troll

[Brian]

mia, all of kenny's posts come with a warning... look at his sig.

you cleerly like her kenny, dont play the stupid games with her. just call her and ask her if she wants to go out sometime. also, you should see if she might be interested in some enema fetishes, you could join me and my 'girlfriend' id you like.

[Larkin10859]

Just Wondering, was there a round two?

[C-zom]

Wait the traditional 72 hours if this was the first time (to see if she will call you).  If not, call her later today.

xfd

This.