Don't mess with America.

[Mr_Cynic]

You're just mad that Canadians have nothing to be patriotic about.  

[smeeth]

Ya, we really don't... Wait! Vimy Ridge. We OWNED Vimy Ridge.

[zblewski]

You're just mad that Canadians have nothing to be patriotic about.  

We kicked your ass in 1812, We saved France during Vimy Ridge in WWI and Juno Beach on D-Day, We owned facist troops in Italy, and we single-handedly liberated the Netherlands.

We have a government healthcare system that pays for 90% of medications and nessecary vaccines on the market, we have the worlds second-most largest country with a variety of unique features, we mine a third of the world's nickel and about 5-10% of the world's diamonds, we have the most coastline of any country, we ELECT our leader instead of having a news corperation and an electoral college doing it for us, we have the Kyoto Accord, we power up the northeast US with Niagara Falls, we have the best hockey, speed skating, curlers in the world, and the most playboy playmates from one city come from Vancouver, including Pamela Anderson.

I can go on forever.

[smeeth]

And that. Thanks Bleskie. I'm not nearly as good as you are at showing people up. And you forgot, we have Santa.

[zblewski]

And that. Thanks Bleskie. I'm not nearly as good as you are at showing people up. And you forgot, we have Santa.

Correct.

[zblewski]

And that. Thanks Bleskie. I'm not nearly as good as you are at showing people up. And you forgot, we have Santa.

Correct.

[King Without A Crown]

You're just mad that Canadians have nothing to be patriotic about.  

We kicked your ass in 1812, We saved France during Vimy Ridge in WWI and Juno Beach on D-Day, We owned facist troops in Italy, and we single-handedly liberated the Netherlands.

We have a government healthcare system that pays for 90% of medications and nessecary vaccines on the market, we have the worlds second-most largest country with a variety of unique features, we mine a third of the world's nickel and about 5-10% of the world's diamonds, we have the most coastline of any country, we ELECT our leader instead of having a news corperation and an electoral college doing it for us, we have the Kyoto Accord, we power up the northeast US with Niagara Falls, we have the best hockey, speed skating, curlers in the world, and the most playboy playmates from one city come from Vancouver, including Pamela Anderson.

I can go on forever.

canada fucken owns. plus we have steve nash. hells yea.

however, being an anti-dominion canadian, i gotta disagree with the war of 1812 part, the british owned the americans. i dont consider us the british.

[smeeth]

We helped out. Sorta... We still fucking owned! We're not American right now, so I think we owned.

[wethepeople]

We have R Lee Ermy.

What now?

[GreatkingofCE]

We have Stephen Colbert.

[schneereich]

And that. Thanks Bleskie. I'm not nearly as good as you are at showing people up. And you forgot, we have Santa.

In Greenland, a supposed tourist attraction is Santa's House. You guys should fight a war over who has the REAL Santa.

[Mr_Cynic]

IT WAS A FRIGGIN JOKE.

[schneereich]

yes, and i was continuing that joke...

[Esteban]

9/11: Planes crashed into towers, people died. Anyone remember Hiroshima? Two planes ramming into some business towers really, really make us look like the victims. How about The Iron Curtain? Or, or, how about our years of torture and slavery of Africans? Or how we stole this country from Indians and Mexicans? We aren't the nicest people.

And those decisions were all made by our forefathers.

We should not have to bear their sins.

Right....so you can make whatever mistakes you want and it's not USAmerica's fault,yet you take advantage of the rewards you earn from them.If my father steals from the poor and gives it to me,does it not make me just as bad to not return what  I know is rightfully their and to keep it for myself?Besides,why are Japanese constantly seen as evil for Pearl Harbor?Why are the Germans viewed as Nazi's and the Russians commies?Everyone else takes it and as soon as someone does it to you,you use an excuse,true USAmerican ingenuity for you.

[zombie2000]

We have Stephen Colbert.

Rick Mercer + Colin Mochrie.