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« on: May 12, 2008, 01:32:07 am »
Never kiss an african elephant! They are experienced "deep throaters"

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« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2008, 02:12:36 am »
Asian elephants are all good though?
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« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2008, 02:14:18 am »
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Asian elephants are all good though?
No idea! But the african elephants has gotten horny lately.
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« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2008, 02:24:15 am »
Ah.. I'll keep that in mind next time I see one.

Actually, that'll prob see one tomorrow. The circus is in town and they have an elephant. (I hate that though, so I'm not going to the circus)
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« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2008, 10:31:18 pm »
An ex of mine that went to Thailand said locals have a scam where they walk elephants into outdoor bars and ask for money to pay for elephant food.  She didn't give them any money afraid that the elephant would just head to the nearest liquor store and spend it on booze.
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