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Offline We Are Not Alone

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Re: I'm in trouble....
« Reply #40 on: September 11, 2010, 08:32:24 pm »
If your masturbating twice daily then you must be a desperate fucker. Here's an idea. Get off the computer. Go meet a nice lady friend who is attractive. Tell her to suck your dick. Then blow your load in her mouth and watch as she swallows your potential children.
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Re: I'm in trouble....
« Reply #41 on: September 11, 2010, 08:44:03 pm »
Quote from: We Are Not Alone on September 11, 2010, 08:32:24 pm
If your masturbating twice daily then you must be a desperate fucker. Here's an idea. Get off the computer. Go meet a nice lady friend who is attractive. Tell her to suck your dick. Then blow your load in her mouth and watch as she swallows your potential children.

You must get a lot of ladies using that tactic.
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Re: I'm in trouble....
« Reply #42 on: September 11, 2010, 08:46:37 pm »
I do often find myself recieving blow jobs from the opposite sex.
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Re: I'm in trouble....
« Reply #43 on: September 11, 2010, 10:26:44 pm »
Quote from: We Are Not Alone on September 11, 2010, 08:32:24 pm
If your masturbating twice daily then you must be a desperate fucker. Here's an idea. Get off the computer. Go meet a nice lady friend who is attractive. Tell her to suck your dick. Then blow your load in her mouth and watch as she swallows your potential children.

If only we were all this smooth. :spot:
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Re: I'm in trouble....
« Reply #44 on: September 11, 2010, 10:56:46 pm »
C-zom found a new emoticon to abuse  :spot:
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Re: I'm in trouble....
« Reply #45 on: September 11, 2010, 11:18:17 pm »
I get all the bitches with my big dick. Now if your a girl instead of talking i'd much rather see your titties.  :boobs:
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Re: I'm in trouble....
« Reply #46 on: September 11, 2010, 11:23:40 pm »
 You're 11 years old aren't you?
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Re: I'm in trouble....
« Reply #47 on: September 11, 2010, 11:28:31 pm »
Probably more like 10 1/2.
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Re: I'm in trouble....
« Reply #48 on: September 11, 2010, 11:32:31 pm »
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Re: I'm in trouble....
« Reply #49 on: September 11, 2010, 11:51:34 pm »
If you're masturbating twice a day make sure you're getting plenty of variety to keep it entertaining.  Try sitting on your hand until it falls asleep, that way it feels like a stranger.   :fap:
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