ITT I scare the shit out you.

[dark tyrant]

Some how I doubt I will be able to go to sleep tonight...

*Barricade's bed room door*

[d0llface87]

I think these are called 'Creepypasta' - at least that's what they were called elsewhere.

They freak me out a little, I enjoy them ;-)

[wethepeople]

Give us more! e_e

[schneereich]

i like the ones that are actually plausible. the ones about ancient mayan curses and the lighthouse one, etc, are just silly.  oh, and yellowstone last erupted 640,000 years ago, and before that it was 1.3 million years ago, and before that 2.2 million years ago. it's estimated to erupt every 700,000 years on average, but there is such a wide range of possibility that nobody knows. remember that we're talking huge numbers of years here, and that, to emphasize the scale of these numbers, the roman empire fell less than 2000 years ago. usgs scientists say "The probability of a large caldera-forming eruption within the next few thousand years is exceedingly low."

it wouldn't necessarily end humanity, considering that a complex ecosystem survived its last eruption, but it certainly wouldn't be a good thing for us.

[a href=\"http://pubs.usgs.gov/fs/2005/3024/\" target=\"_blank\"]http://pubs.usgs.gov/fs/2005/3024/[/a]

that story got me thinking, so i found this stuff out for myself in the past 10 minutes, and just wanted to share it...

[Fake from State Jarm]

i think the dog one would have been creepier if she'd just found the dog dead... knowing the killer is human isnt as scary as not knowing what it is that has been licking your hand.

[Kaiser]

The Yellowstone one isn't accurate. There was a erruption 140k years ago but it just wasn't as big as all the ones before it. The only story that creeped me out was the clown one. I FUCKING HATE CLOWNS. When I read that I kept looking out my window. I'll be honest, I laughed at the cocanine kid one...The eye one was pretty cool but I knew it couldn't be real so I wasn't creeped out. The clown one could have possibly happend. The dogs head one was stupid. What kind of killer just sits there and licks some girls hand? Seems retarded.

[Fake from State Jarm]

a vampire that only feeds on the blood of dogs?

!!!!

teh chupacabra!

[Vice Man]

I found the mind controlling fungi one and the meteorite one to be the creepiest. I don't really understand the first one, could anybody explain it to me?

[wethepeople]

The first one? The oven one? Girl commits suicide in oven, and tapes it.

<_>

[Lord Doom]

The first one? The oven one? Girl commits suicide in oven, and tapes it.

<_>

but oven girl in oven doesnt look like oven girl going into oven at all

[Crunka]

i did the same schneereich.

i didn't get the red eye one...until someone told me that they were staring back...lulz


i actually lol'd at the dog one.

[Vice Man]

The first one? The oven one? Girl commits suicide in oven, and tapes it.

<_>

but oven girl in oven doesnt look like oven girl going into oven at all

That. Also, why the tape ended up in a well.

[Shamedmonkey]

None of those scared me, the first one is a little creepy though, because being trapped in a small area is a phobia of mine.

[wethepeople]

Wow, you don't need everything spoon fed to you. <_< Its called a mystery. Was it the same girl, was it not? Was it murder, or suicide? Though I would have liked a conclusion, fact is in that story somebody cooked themselves. Yikes.

[evil greg guy]

Wow, you don't need everything spoon fed to you. <_< Its called a mystery. Was it the same girl, was it not? Was it murder, or suicide? Though I would have liked a conclusion, fact is in that story somebody cooked themselves. Yikes.

That

[Commisar Gaunt]

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[Vice Man]

Wow, you don't need everything spoon fed to you. <_< Its called a mystery. Was it the same girl, was it not? Was it murder, or suicide? Though I would have liked a conclusion, fact is in that story somebody cooked themselves. Yikes.

But it didn't really feel like a mystery, or a regular open ended story. A woman taped herself as she commited suicide in a pretty disturbing way, I get that. But then somebody took the tape, threw it into a well, and also took the body of the woman out of the oven and buried her somewhere. Then another woman killed herself, or was killed, in the same oven. At least that's what I guess happened.
It just feels like somebody wanted to write a story in which somebody was cooked alive, but then decided to add some sort of a plot twist, without really making much sense.

[MarioParty]

Yellowstone is a supervolcano, it wouldn't wipe out the human race though. A super enormous eruption might cover North America with a layer of ash though, but wouldn't stay in the atmosphere for THAT long. And it's once every 700k years, the 600k is to scare ya.

Works Cited

Siegal, Lee. "Yellowstone Rising." eurekalert.org. 8 Nov 2007.
      <http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2007-11/uou-yr103007.php>

>_>