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« on: February 16, 2008, 02:26:39 am »
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Seriously. Awesome. Shit.

The real stuff, the book/movie. Goddamn that was badass.

Man loves girl. Man goes to war and kills thousands of people. Girl hears fake news that man is dead and kills herself. Man returns, and wages war against God. Stabs a cross, drinks blood, kills priests, AND burns the place down. Comes back from the dead, lives for thousands of years, kills people, goes to war against Helsing and co.  And all sorts of cool shit, then he gets stabbed then holy crap, GOD forgives him and admits a mistake, and turns him young before he dies.

@__@ tl;dr version. But so cool. Also, Gary Oldman can do no wrong. Except Batman begins.
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« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2008, 02:34:08 am »
God admits mistake=world ends. Watch Dogma!
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« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2008, 02:34:34 am »
Dogma is kickass.
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« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2008, 04:53:15 am »
Sounnds really cool.
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« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2008, 02:42:58 pm »
I forgot to mention the girl kills herself when she hears the news. <_<
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« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2008, 06:20:09 pm »
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« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2008, 06:22:47 pm »
Is it 1 book or a series?
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« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2008, 11:31:38 pm »
Just one book.
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« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2008, 11:48:45 pm »
Batman Begins rocked. And Dogma is fucking awesome.
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« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2008, 12:08:58 am »
Batman begins was meh. Terrible acting, very dry, etc.
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« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2008, 09:28:20 am »
zoolander was the best action movie ever
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« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2008, 09:51:02 am »
Zoolander?
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